Capricorn women:
Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not
interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since you like
to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please
yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with
orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once.
Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio and
Pisces.



mmmm so far leos rock my world....True I'm a dominatrix....

mara wrote:

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Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifyingits importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship todevelop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbationand enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a greatturn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink:can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.
i think its DISGUSTING when people masterbate!!

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so then quit waching them u perv!

Virgo women:

You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying
its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to
develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation
and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great
turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink:
can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates:
Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.

i think its DISGUSTING when people masterbate!!

whats with all these zodiac threads.......

Aquarius men:


Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay
before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his
engine
is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will
always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will
be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and
once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will
get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who
doesn't like to be denied!

yeah so I dont mean to brag or nothin but...

-- Edited by Phantasma at 15:16, 2005-06-23

confundida wrote:

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Gemini women:Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior becauseyou never adhere to any standards except your own. Your mainrequirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, buta partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman islooking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, theromantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble withhim! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favoritegadget: the vibrator.
 
 
IF YOU FIT THE DESCRIPTION PLS ADVISE!!!!  (LOL)

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@ Confu - you're too funny!!!!
We got a pretty good sign.....i love being a GEMINI!!! right princessita?

CONFU find yourself a libra......trust me LOL

Miel wrote:

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@Joker_Esco,. aparte de gracioso , sexologo,. que otras sorpresas mas tendras????

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WELL SOY UNA CAJITA DE SORPRESAS......

TV Buff wrote:

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:   SEXY ZODIAC SIGNS   SEX SIGNS:Scorpio women: Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consistsof more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like aperfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. (WTF???) Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interestedin someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sexmates: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented bodyoils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators. This is kind of close to the truth about scorpios...

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I said it too fellow scorpio.  I'd prefer another word besides "whore".  As for us with another scorpio, i dont know, maybe in the bedroom it would be good, but as far as a relationship, i dont know, i think que nos matamos.

lol....joker, where do u get these crazy things, they are funny

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: MARILYN MONROE wrote: Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches.But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sexmates: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink:sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmmm! OK, quienes aqui  son: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo??? lol I AM CANCER.......             I've met my match!!!!!! MUJAJAJJAJAJAJA            so, joker....... How u doin'? LOL

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LoL I AM JUST GOOD NOW...

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

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MARILYN MONROE wrote: Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches.But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sexmates: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink:sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmmm! OK, quienes aqui  son: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo??? lol I AM CANCER.......

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            I've met my match!!!!!! MUJAJAJJAJAJAJA

           so, joker....... How u doin'? LOL

Afrodita wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:

MARILYN MONROE wrote:
OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!!


how do you know mujer? are you spying on me?


Well Guada...it's time you know the truth.......We have installed a camera in your bedroom and we monitor any sort of action you guys have, that way we know if we should be prepared for the upcoming of a new nephew or niece.
Sorry,, I couldn't keep the secret any longer.

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I knew it afro, i knew it...i was suspicious about that little red blinking light in my room...oh well...do you enjoy the show at least? entertaining ain't it ?


@ Genie...i know...son locas...no aguantan por que saque bichito...i have many many camping trips to go to!!!
Ademas, don't you get preggers by just lying side by side holding hands? Cuz that's we do....

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:
MARILYN MONROE wrote: Guadalupana wrote: MARILYN MONROE wrote: OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!! how do you know mujer? are you spying on me?  ewww.. cochina, no from what we've talked about. Loca hey! there is nothing yuk or eww about it woman....everyone does the thing...
          I said ewwww, because i would never spy on you, doing the deed!

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Marilyn: Why do you lie???? I know is your personal Playboy..........
But man the people never change.

Guadalupana wrote:

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MARILYN MONROE wrote: Guadalupana wrote: MARILYN MONROE wrote: OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!! how do you know mujer? are you spying on me?  ewww.. cochina, no from what we've talked about. Loca hey! there is nothing yuk or eww about it woman....everyone does the thing...

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          I said ewwww, because i would never spy on you, doing the deed!

Afrodita wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote: MARILYN MONROE wrote: OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!! how do you know mujer? are you spying on me? Well Guada...it's time you know the truth.......We have installed a camera in your bedroom and we monitor any sort of action you guys have, that way we know if we should be prepared for the upcoming of a new nephew or niece. Sorry,, I couldn't keep the secret any longer.

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           OMG KE LOCAS!! LOL POR GUADA!

         

MARILYN MONROE wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote:
MARILYN MONROE wrote: OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!! how do you know mujer? are you spying on me?
 ewww.. cochina, no from what we've talked about. Loca

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hey! there is nothing yuk or eww about it woman....everyone does the thing...

Guadalupana wrote:

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MARILYN MONROE wrote: OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!! how do you know mujer? are you spying on me?

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 ewww.. cochina, no from what we've talked about. Loca

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Scorpio women:Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consistsof more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like aperfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your manmaintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and wheninterestedin someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sexmates: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented bodyoils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joker where do u find these things?  This is pretty right on the money.  I dont think i like the word "whore" though.   I GOT THIS 1 FROM A FRIEND....

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See what i mean joker?  Even the stars agree with us.  Cancer/Scorpio.  I told u to send ur resume.  LOL

OMG This is to the "T".. it's more like 98% tru!!

Sagittarius women:


You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on
the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the
preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your
partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man
comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates:
Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories -
gloves and shoes!
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To a "T"---guess where i'm going this weekend? Camping! how accurate can we get!?
My mate is Aquarius---fire and water make steam !

Pisces women:

Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right
ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of
eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!
You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite places: in
a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn,
Pisces.


THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY..
A LINE HERE IS SOOOOOOO TRUE!!

GOOD JOB JOKER! THIS TIME YOU DIDN'T MISS ME.

Pisces women:

Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right
ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of
eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid!
You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests! Favorite places: in
a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn,
Pisces.

Thanks Joker_Esco sometimes u need to read this things to get a better understanding of ur personality,...

Gitana wrote:

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Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or onthe beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong thepreliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease yourpartner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your mancomes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates:Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories -gloves and shoes!
COULD THIS BE TRUE?

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maybe some1 would like to find out and let us know

X@vier

Sagittarius women:

You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on
the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the
preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your
partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man
comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates:
Leo, Libra, and Aquarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories -
gloves and shoes!

COULD THIS BE TRUE?

WHO IS A LEO, LIBRA OR AQUARIUS???

-- Edited by Gitana at 10:26, 2005-06-23

Taurus women:

You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches.
But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless.
You have a need for oral gratification, both giving and receiving. Best sex
mates: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink:
sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting...hmmmm!

@DAVEED HOW U DOING LMAO!!!!

SO TRUE!!