Heard this on that new MTV show called "Yo Mama" and thought it was funny.

Yo mama's had more rappers in her than an Ipod

McOSIRIS wrote:

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her showerYo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neckYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence camerasYo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed herYo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for lifeYo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip jointsYo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Ok Ok Ok . Mc shusha you win   

yo momma is so fat that her blood type is rocky road

Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a corded walkman.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius

yo momma so old when God said "Let there be light" she already owed 3 months bill!

yo momma so fat she sweats crisco

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Jinx wrote:

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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind jajajaja

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jajajaja

@Jinx that was good, also the hong kong one to 

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
jajajaja

Jinx wrote:

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muajajajajaja Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

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muajajajajaja


Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON A RAINBOW U GET SKITTLES

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.




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yo mama so fat, she needs a bed matris for a maxi pad!