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@ confeciones YEAH I CHANGE IT EVERY TIME I FIND ONE MORE FUNNY OR DIFFERENT, YA ME VOY A BUSCAR OTRO...

find a "pig" !!! lol

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@ confeciones
YEAH I CHANGE IT EVERY TIME I FIND ONE MORE FUNNY OR DIFFERENT, YA ME VOY A BUSCAR OTRO...

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GENIE wrote:

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Ladies..........be nie....LMAO

         GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE!
 
       @ GUADA CLASSICS I WAS DYING!! LMAO




nahh I just love that ladies keep their nails and nylons intact

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Ladies..........be nie....LMAO


         GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO WANT SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE!


 


       @ GUADA CLASSICS I WAS DYING!! LMAO



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@ the winner "guada" i don't think we'll be ever able to find a "fit" comment for "that thing" lol (j/ks) joker, your avatar gets better and better!! lol




i know girl, i know, it's beyond me what we classify 'that' as...

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Guadalupana wrote: Feel free to use any of these... 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 6. You! Off my planet!! 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. The ones above se las dedico a un tal bato de este foro specially #15, we know who he is right Confesiones? @ Joker---Love your avatar! so cute...

@ the winner "guada"
i don't think we'll be ever able to find a "fit" comment for "that thing" lol (j/ks)

joker, your avatar gets better and better!! lol




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Ladies..........be nie....LMAO

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Guadalupana wrote:

Feel free to use any of these...

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
6. You! Off my planet!!
9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.




The ones above se las dedico a un tal bato de este foro specially #15, we know who he is right Confesiones?

@ Joker---Love your avatar! so cute...

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Feel free to use any of these... 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of ****ing sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a ****ing people person? 4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


 


I LOVE THIS ONE'S


2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?


5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?


15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


 



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Feel free to use any of these... 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of ****ing sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Do I look like a ****ing people person? 4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. You! Off my planet!! 7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 13. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?



11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? (-i could use this once in a while-)




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I think I used this one yesterday on a private email....

Shiatt the board is teetering on the Brink of the abyss, and (insert here any foro membe name) playing the "look at me, I'm a psuedo-internet-heroin-addict" role.


I think he/se is more annoying that Paris Hilton Chihuahua Dog !

-- Edited by God at 09:13, 2005-06-17

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It's not PMS sweetie.....it's you!

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There's some of my classics....

Sweetie who peed on your Cereal.

Sorry it got your undies all in a twist, but that's the point, stupid.


One moron's assessment of short sightedness is a normal man's view of being grounded in reality

Is there a reason why everything that you post sounds like a rough draft script of some bad World War III video game?

I'm not even sure what language this is in. Engrish prease.

I wasn't aware that "professional Douche Bag" was considered and occupation these days.

Sometimes I am a complete ****. But sometimes, being a complete **** is what is necessary.

You unfunny clown in a glitter-sprinkled dunce cap! You're a clueless gimp, aren't you?

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Guadalupana wrote:

Feel free to use any of these...
1. Well, aren't we just a ray of ****ing sunshine?
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Do I look like a ****ing people person?
4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. You! Off my planet!!
7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.




I just love you sometimes !......by the way you've gave me some of those ....

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Feel free to use any of these...


1. Well, aren't we just a ray of ****ing sunshine?


2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?


3. Do I look like a ****ing people person?


4. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


6. You! Off my planet!!


7. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.


8. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.


9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?


10. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?


11. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?


12. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?


13. How do I set a laser printer to stun?


14. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.


15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.



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