WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

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RE: WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

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> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning

> and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which

> part of your body goes first?"

>

> Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

>

> "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

>

> Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together

> in front of you and God just takes you hands first."

>

> "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

>

> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your

> legs."

>

> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now,

> Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

>

> Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom

> the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was

> saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd

> have lost her."

>

> The nun fainted.