A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived
> happily ever after in London.  However, the poor lady was not
> very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her
> husband.
> The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
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> One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
> She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
> clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
> The butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
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> The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.  Again, she didn't
> know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her
> blouse to show the butcher her breasts!  The butcher again understood,
and
> gave her some chicken breasts.
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> The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  Unable to find a
way
> to communic ate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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> (Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did.
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>       What in the world were you thinking?
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>       Hellooooooo...   ...her husband speaks English!
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>       Now get back to work!!!  YOU FORO ADDICTS!!!!
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