MARILYN MONROE wrote: Amira wrote: Confesiones wrote: just imagine all the shaving you have to before....-you know what-...i've heard middle east people are very hairy!!! LMAO most of them ARE, not all though (Thank God i took after my mother) but my poor brother ooohhh LOL .Hey amira..How's ur brother doin'???..... lol well he's a younglin but rumor has it he;s quite the looker and considering u're Marilyn Monroe i don't think he could resist great i'm pimping my little bro lol
Amira wrote: Confesiones wrote: just imagine all the shaving you have to before....-you know what-...i've heard middle east people are very hairy!!! LMAO most of them ARE, not all though (Thank God i took after my mother) but my poor brother ooohhh LOL .Hey amira..How's ur brother doin'???..... lol
well he's a younglin but rumor has it he;s quite the looker and considering u're Marilyn Monroe i don't think he could resist great i'm pimping my little bro lol
Confesiones wrote: just imagine all the shaving you have to before....-you know what-...i've heard middle east people are very hairy!!! LMAO most of them ARE, not all though (Thank God i took after my mother) but my poor brother ooohhh LOL
ARAB WOMEN: >>> >>>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, >>>Uncles, >>>Friends and entire Arab community finds out. >>> >>>Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
No third date.
LOL someone warn my boyfriend that he's long overdo for a big family shootout!
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No third date.
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