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LGigolo wrote:

VenusDoom wrote:

I am a lesbian and you have a small cock



Danny hears that at EVERY break up!! biggrin


b!tch ur a midget ...ur whole height speaks for urselfbiggrinhahah



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VenusDoom wrote:

I am a lesbian and you have a small cock



Danny hears that at EVERY break up!! biggrin

 



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I am a lesbian and you have a small cock

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Its not me its YOU.


Me n ur sister had the greatest sex last night..... 


I got bored of you.


My wife found out.


i need a new piece of as$



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UNA DE LAS MIAS..


TENGO UN CORAZON GRANDE Y ME GUSTA COMPARTILO CON MUCHA CHICAS, POR ESO NO ME QUEDO CON LA MISMA PERSONA MUCHO TIEMPO......



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"i have a lot of homework"


i use this one recently:

"im not good people, im a bad woman with many demons and i need to sort this out before i can be fully devoted to you"



-- Edited by Miss Lee at 16:29, 2005-05-27

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1.You bore me.


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1.  "I THINK WE'RE BETTER OFF AS FRIENDS"


2.  "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME"


3.  "WE'RE NOT GETTING ALONG"


4.  "I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME"


5.  "I'M SEEING SOMEONE ELSE"



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"LOL that is funny but come on you would not actually say that....."


Nahh Dont think I would be able to say that....

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"I want be able to see other women without hurting you ha ha ha"

LOL that is funny but come on you would not actually say that.....

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I want be able to see other women without hurting you

ha ha ha

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" LOL WOW Chilenita I am reading your post and I am thinking is she reading my mind LOL. I have use all of those lines :)"

TEE HEE great minds think alike!!!  LOL

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" The "Friends" word is BAD that kills anything"


Oh I know I know some people hate when you say let's be friends....you can also finish that off with.....


"I don't want to confuse you and I don't want to ruin the "relationship" we do have so let's just stop here that way we don't ruin anything"


that is like a softer version



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""I am in a strange place in my life right now, I am not sure what I want and I just don't want to confuse you .....I think it's best we just stay friends" "I can't be with a man that does not know how to chew properly, SORRY" "the fact that you have no ambition really bothers me.....it scars me sorry but it's over"-- Edited by Chilenita at 14:11, 2005-05-27"


LOL WOW Chilenita I am reading your post and I am thinking is she reading my mind LOL.


I have use all of those lines :)



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""I am in a strange place in my life right now, I am not sure what I want and I just don't want to confuse you .....I think it's best we just stay friends"
"I can't be with a man that does not know how to chew properly, SORRY"
"the fact that you have no ambition really bothers me.....it scars me sorry but it's over"-- Edited by Chilenita at 14:11, 2005-05-27
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The "Friends" word is BAD that kills anything

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"I am in a strange place in my life right now, I am not sure what I want and I just don't want to confuse you .....I think it's best we just stay friends"


"I can't be with a man that does not know how to chew properly, SORRY"


"the fact that you have no ambition really bothers me.....it scares me sorry but it's over"



-- Edited by Chilenita at 14:11, 2005-05-27

-- Edited by Chilenita at 14:26, 2005-05-27

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:quote:

Originally posted by: Phantasma

""your sister is hotter" "


hihhihiihi...


phantasma this is so evil


 



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actually since is u god:



"your mom is hotter"

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"your sister is hotter"

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"I'm tired of this bull Sh!t and I think I deserve better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mira mi amor.......creo q en lo q estamos y a donde vamos no tiene sentido, los dos pensamos diferentes y queremos diferentes cosas..........y para q estemos peleando siempre es mejor q cada unos siga su propio camino........espero q sepas entender"


"I'm tired of this bull Sh!t and I think I deserve better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   <---LOL  so straight forward 


 


I am sorry but I just don't feel the same...bla bla bla ususally followed by speech  (if he goes on asking why..)   



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This is a good one

"My husband found out"

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I DONT LOVE U ANYMORE... THAT'S A CLASSIC LINE......
 
 
 
I NEVER INVITED U IN YOU INVITED YOURSELF BUT NOW IM KICKING U OUT!!!!

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I'm tired of this bull Sh!t and I think I deserve better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mira mi amor.......creo q en lo q estamos y a donde vamos no tiene sentido, los dos pensamos diferentes y queremos diferentes cosas..........y para q estemos peleando siempre es mejor q cada unos siga su propio camino........espero q sepas entender



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"You're
We're not on the same page

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ha ha good one

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You're not in my future

We're not on the same page



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"I just dont want a relationship right now"


"I dont want to be with u anymore"


im straight up sorry!!!



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i'm sorry, i have issues with women

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Which ones have u used/received...

What about the

"is not you .....its me"
"I need time and space"

-- Edited by God at 11:54, 2005-05-27

-- Edited by God at 16:52, 2005-05-27

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