If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isnt the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didnt zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OLD LADY N CONDOM JOKE
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: Whats that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesnt get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
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