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"you dont NEED one.... but it helps!

how tall is Johanna?"


5'6

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you dont NEED one.... but it helps!

how tall is Johanna?

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As for the rest of the chicas...we're latinas baby, we have the curves, the saucyness, and the hotness, size 2 or not, we are the ladies of love, including you confe..."


HALLELUJAH!


Thank God for that! (the real one, not the foro one)

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ust let me make my point you dont need to have a big booty to be sexy......



Eva Longoria...... Latina ...skinny around 110 lbs.. and very sexy


Adriana Lima ..Tambien Latina....very sexy.......and skinny


And just in case you think Im using Tv ppl and u can say they have fake booty
a Local Talent....Joanna she is size 1....100 lbs and very sexy......







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"Yesi! that is wht god likes!! ewwwwww! "

I know its nazty right iakkkkkkk


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Yesi! that is wht god likes!! ewwwwww!

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" sorry 105 lbs is the limit....."

OMG all I can say to this comment is NAZTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.


SO now we know God prefers them Anorexic IAKKKKKKKKKKK


This is just for you God, knock your self out LOL Joking



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" sorry 105 lbs is the limit....."

105??????  God what are u thinking...  u deserve a little bit more!!!


And yes latinas will always have curves!!!!! so honey get used to.



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I don't care what size i am, if i can still turn heads then that means i look good without having to be a size 2 and under 105 pounds...for my body frame if i weighed 105 i'd look really sick.

@ God---excuse me, do you apply the same rules to yourself? i mean you can't have a 'meaty' girl, and you can't have one that will eventually 'grow' with age, or with childbirth....that my dear would explain why you're still single. it's too bad that you're so caught up on superficial beauty, when it's the inner that last the longest. pobre de ti. I wish you all the luch though.

As for the rest of the chicas...we're latinas baby, we have the curves, the saucyness, and the hotness, size 2 or not, we are the ladies of love, including you confe...

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PS. @ GOD, I believe that JLO is about 125lbs. i hope you are not serious about 105lbs, cause thats just nasty.........i think 13-15 year olds weigh that much


Again, just my 2 cents!!



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Oaky, anytime theres a JLO psoting of course you all I know I have to respond......being JLO's #1 fan, I gotta give my 2 cents!!!


Okay, @Buffy, when JLo was cooking Ropa Vieja, which I must say is absolutely delicious!!!, Ellen asked her if Marc liked it, and also asked what he ate, and she was like "Ummmm, Marc's not really a meat eater"....so basically, she said she cooked for herself. Honestly, I really do think Marc needs to stop being a vegetarian, if thats what he is. I think he needs his protien.


In terms of body, I honestly think she has a realistic women's body though. She works out (not as crazy as before), but I wouldn;t mind having her body and the good thing is, is that if you have an endomorph type of body like hers, then a good 6-9 months of low impact exercises can get you there. Anyway, I would take her body over anyone elses anyday. The whole stick figure thing is so not attractive!!



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" sorry 105 lbs is the limit....."

I like J.Lo curves.  So much sexier than flat girls.   And her make up looked pretty on Ellen. 


 


@ God. wow you really like flacas.  no more than 105lbs or no bigger than size 2 wow.  IT's hard to be like that.  Pero, it's all good.



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" huh? no habla ingles? "
ingles sin barreras....
1 800 BARRERAS!!!


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" 7 ? What's wrong with you ?...ohhhh'vey !"
anorexicas......
wrong string god... lol (j/ks) kiddin!! ehehehehee

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"5? i'm a 4....BUT! i wanna be a 7!! "


7 ? What's wrong with you ?...ohhhh'vey !

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yes sir I did, but what I don't get is, .....when you emphasized "...looking kinda'thin"?
looking DEL VERBO "to look"....

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"i don't get it? "


I said u look a little thin.

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" Ur right u need to meat on them bones... u were lookin kinda thin "
i don't get it?

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huh? no habla ingles?

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" Ur right u need to meat on them bones... u were lookin kinda thin "
since when i see ghost?

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"5? i'm a 4....BUT! i wanna be a 7!! "


Ur right u need to meat on them bones... u were lookin kinda thin

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5? i'm a 4....BUT!
i wanna be a 7!!

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@ phantasma---yes jlo's nalgas look way better. you're right.


 


@ God---i'm disappointed in you. and yeah i'm no size 2...more like a 5...so... very superficial!!!



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sorry 105 lbs is the limit....."


eeewwww gross....

let me illustrate here:

shapeless white girl:




Sexy Latin Mami!




see.... curves are good! real women got em, got it? good!

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seems like life has treated you badly....don't go for Italians...they'll end up looking like a lasagna? loland "some latinas" could end up like a taco... lolj/ks guys!! "


OMG you cracked me up girl !

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" Thats why I rather skinny girls plus gravity is a bitch !"

seems like life has treated you badly....
don't go for Italians...they'll end up looking like a lasagna? lol
and "some latinas" could end up like a taco...
lol
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"once i get older and start popping kids.... i'd probably look like a fat cow too....lolfunny sh1t! lol
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Thats why I rather skinny girls plus gravity is a bitch !

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the limit for what???
to be considered "SKINNY" ?? lol


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" How skinny.....because everything over size 2 is unacceptable......"



wow!! last i check i was 120.... lol


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once i get older and start popping kids.... i'd probably look like a fat cow too....lol
funny sh1t! lol




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"wft is wrong with SKINNY girls!!I'M skinny too u know!!!! -- Edited by Confesiones at 15:32, 2005-05-17"


How skinny.....because everything over size 2 is unacceptable......

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"wft is wrong with SKINY girls!!I'M skiny too u know!!!! "

hay confe...nadie dice que there is anything wrong...just the standards of today's 'supposed' beauty...que por querer ser flacas, las chicas dejan de comer instead of accepting their body for what it is...


I'm sure you're a lovely pettite skiny girl...hey i'm thin too, but i don't obsess about it..i like my body the way it is...ni mas grande ni mas chica. that's all.



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wft is wrong with SKINNY girls!!
I'M skinny too u know!!!!

-- Edited by Confesiones at 15:32, 2005-05-17

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@ Phantasma---i have to agree with you...el god esta facinado con las escobas!


i don't think jlo's figure is at all bad, i was just saying que es plentyful


@ Chale---latina, morena, any big round booty is always good, yes, she helped make it popular...


@ God---and what would be wrong with my eyes?



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"poet? lol.I love Sir Mix A Lot!! "


He a poet... yay yay!

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ok ok i have had enough of my JLO BASHING!! I think she is a wonderful women yes she has made some bad choices in men but hey we all have!! thats why we have EXS otra cosa shes a latina that came from the Bronx and made it to what she is now!! So please stop bashing!!

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" Not to mention she also brought latin women to the forefront and knocked down the european standard of beauty (u know, blonde skinny bimbo look God likes) that had been impossed upon us by the media! in the words of one of the most influential urban poets of the 90's So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it Miss Thang Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her AMEN to that, preach on brotha man, preach OOOOON!"
poet? lol.
I love Sir Mix A Lot!!

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"phanta... 'tas loquito... I know Im going to get killed by the j lo lovers but here it is ... J Lo did NOT invent the big booty... there have been many many latin as well as black women before her to posses this 'asset'.  J Lo didnt invent it, she just maximized on it. Thats all."


Of course she didnt invent it... she just popularized it!

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"That is so true, Phantasma. Unintentionally she has done so much for many people, and I'm not kidding about that. She's opened many doors and she's changed the perception of what beauty should be. Kudos to J Lo. Plus, boy, is she hardworking. I think she's great."


Not to mention she also brought latin women to the forefront and knocked down the european standard of beauty (u know, blonde skinny bimbo look God likes) that had been impossed upon us by the media! in the words of one of the most influential urban poets of the 90's

So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her


AMEN to that, preach on brotha man, preach OOOOON!

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"she has a pretty face!
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Do you want me to make you an app with the eye doctor ?

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"cow??? thats just sp wrong! I for one am thankful to Miss Lopez, she was single handedly (or single assedly) responsible for makin big booty women popular and dispelling the myth that women should look like broomsticks to be attractive. "
phanta... 'tas loquito...

I know Im going to get killed by the j lo lovers but here it is ...
J Lo did NOT invent the big booty... there have been many many latin as well as black women before her to posses this 'asset'.  J Lo didnt invent it, she just maximized on it. Thats all.



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"cow??? thats just sp wrong! I for one am thankful to Miss Lopez, she was single handedly (or single assedly) responsible for makin big booty women popular and dispelling the myth that women should look like broomsticks to be attractive. "
That is so true, Phantasma. Unintentionally she has done so much for many people, and I'm not kidding about that. She's opened many doors and she's changed the perception of what beauty should be. Kudos to J Lo. Plus, boy, is she hardworking. I think she's great.

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cow??? thats just sp wrong!

I for one am thankful to Miss Lopez, she was single handedly (or single assedly) responsible for makin big booty women popular and dispelling the myth that women should look like broomsticks to be attractive.

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"yeah i saw it yesterday, she looked nice..thought when she was on a side profile when ellen gave her the picture...holy cow que nalgas!! they're big! "
My God, Guada! That mind of yours... I didn't even notice the poto... But yeah, she does have a big ass, I can't believe I didn't notice... I guess I was concentrating on the actual picture and I wanted to see J Lo's face, 'cause I'm sure she was thinking "WTF am I gonna do with a life size picture of Ellen?"

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" You mean Nalgas de Cow ?"
i guess which ever way you put it...but she has a pretty face!

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"yeah i saw it yesterday, she looked nice..thought when she was on a side profile when ellen gave her the picture...holy cow que nalgas!! they're big! "


You mean Nalgas de Cow ?

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" dat wouldnt happen to be a tiny little bit of haterade spillin there would it Chale?"
helll yah! when it comes to her i drink the whole damn thing!

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"i cant stand j lo "


Make 2 ....... i

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"i cant stand j lo (or HaLo right confu) *sorry genie*"



dat wouldnt happen to be a tiny little bit of haterade spillin there would it Chale?

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