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TOPIC: Boss Horror Stories
Jefes hijo de su madre [11 vote(s)]

Yes, OMG damn son of a gun
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No, Never
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I'm a boss, I hope no one is writting stuff about me
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" Liar? You mean it sounds unbelievable, I know. Why would I lie about st like that? Whatever..."

'cus I know you my friend

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"Back when I was in highschool I had a summer job (for about 2 weeks) at a certain fast food taco place that shall remain nameless.. (TACO FACKIN BELL!) an dI had this chino as my supervisor who though just cause he was making the big bucks with a whole 8/hr he could have he's own little power trip and boss everyone around.. he used to get on our case all the time about cleaning up when there was no customers and not even just mop and stuff.. this facker wanted me to like get down with a little brush and scrub the grout between the tiles individualy... so needless to say I told him to do it himself, he thought he could get all "managerial" on me and told me I couldnt talk to him like that, so I (having watched Blood in Blood Out too many times no doubt) told him... what you gonna do about it puto? so she tried to grab me like to bring me in the office away from the customers. I saw him reachin for me so I decked him square in the eye... he fell backwards and just sat there on the floor staring at me like a moron.. after that I took the shirt and the hat off and threw it at him and never came back... looking back now I have to say, my only regret is a should've kicked him a couple of times too pa' que aprenda el infeliz!"

LMAO - Pinche we'on - bien hecho... JAJAJA... well, not really, but good thing you didn't get in trouble! ...Vatos Locos Forever!!!

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LOL!!!!
way to go Phanta!!!

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Back when I was in highschool I had a summer job (for about 2 weeks) at a certain fast food taco place that shall remain nameless.. (TACO FACKIN BELL!) an dI had this chino as my supervisor who though just cause he was making the big bucks with a whole 8/hr he could have he's own little power trip and boss everyone around.. he used to get on our case all the time about cleaning up when there was no customers and not even just mop and stuff.. this facker wanted me to like get down with a little brush and scrub the grout between the tiles individualy... so needless to say I told him to do it himself, he thought he could get all "managerial" on me and told me I couldnt talk to him like that, so I (having watched Blood in Blood Out too many times no doubt) told him... what you gonna do about it puto? so she tried to grab me like to bring me in the office away from the customers. I saw him reachin for me so I decked him square in the eye... he fell backwards and just sat there on the floor staring at me like a moron.. after that I took the shirt and the hat off and threw it at him and never came back... looking back now I have to say, my only regret is a should've kicked him a couple of times too pa' que aprenda el infeliz!

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" I had this "great job" (great according to friends), traveled to over 30 countries around the world and mingled with very successful people. I even met a few Canadian ambassadors in the foreign counties I visited. My boss was athis pinche know it all ****, rude, workaholic. Luckily I traveled most of the time without him. When we traveled together it was a living hell. He was so cheap that once bought room temperature water cause it was 5 cents cheaper than cold water (this was in the "desert" of Dubai!!!), another time he asked me share a room with a colleague (the room had only one bed!) to save money. Obviously I refused and told him I was a macho man who does not share a bed with another man. I laughed to see him forced to spend money. I knew he hated it but **** him! What used piss me the most was that I used to deal with people that made a very handsome living (I am talking about my clients) and here I was, pretending to be a big shot and being totally under paid and over worked. His favorite word for his employee was "bloody stupid". Once he called me that I told him to go **** himself, walked away and never looked back. "

this annony's so funny!

Heres a story for you...
One of my ex female bosses used to hate me for no reason other than the fact that I didnt make 'small talk' with her. I hated her so I couldnt care less to never speak to her...
She would yell at me one minute and then the next she would be calling me sweetie!!

Flippen weirdo jeckle and hyde shhhhhht going on in her head!!!

Another boss that I had didnt really shower properly... so (this part is nasty) when she was on her time of the month, you could SMELL her across the room...

Ewwwwwww... I still cringe thinking about it now

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Liar? You mean it sounds unbelievable, I know. Why would I lie about st like that? Whatever...



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" I had this "great job" (great according to friends), traveled to over 30 countries around the world and mingled with very successful people. I even met a few Canadian ambassadors in the foreign counties I visited. My boss was athis pinche know it all ****, rude, workaholic. Luckily I traveled most of the time without him. When we traveled together it was a living hell. He was so cheap that once bought room temperature water cause it was 5 cents cheaper than cold water (this was in the "desert" of Dubai!!!), another time he asked me share a room with a colleague (the room had only one bed!) to save money. Obviously I refused and told him I was a macho man who does not share a bed with another man. I laughed to see him forced to spend money. I knew he hated it but **** him! What used piss me the most was that I used to deal with people that made a very handsome living (I am talking about my clients) and here I was, pretending to be a big shot and being totally under paid and over worked. His favorite word for his employee was "bloody stupid". Once he called me that I told him to go **** himself, walked away and never looked back. "

boy you are such a liar


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"OH MY GOD MIS JEFES SON JUDIOS Y LOS ODIO THEY THINK THAT UR THERE SERVENT PAR DE VIEJOS!! LOS ODIO SO IF ANYONE IS HIRING CONTACT ME!! I NEED A NEW JOB  "

judios jodio's jajajajaja

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I had this "great job" (great according to friends), traveled to over 30 countries around the world and mingled with very successful people. I even met a few Canadian ambassadors in the foreign counties I visited. My boss was athis pinche know it all ****, rude, workaholic. Luckily I traveled most of the time without him. When we traveled together it was a living hell. He was so cheap that once bought room temperature water cause it was 5 cents cheaper than cold water (this was in the "desert" of Dubai!!!), another time he asked me share a room with a colleague (the room had only one bed!) to save money. Obviously I refused and told him I was a macho man who does not share a bed with another man. I laughed to see him forced to spend money. I knew he hated it but **** him! What used piss me the most was that I used to deal with people that made a very handsome living (I am talking about my clients) and here I was, pretending to be a big shot and being totally under paid and over worked. His favorite word for his employee was "bloody stupid". Once he called me that I told him to go **** himself, walked away and never looked back.



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"OH MY GOD MIS JEFES SON JUDIOS Y LOS ODIO THEY THINK THAT UR THERE SERVENT PAR DE VIEJOS!! LOS ODIO SO IF ANYONE IS HIRING CONTACT ME!! I NEED A NEW JOB  "

hey!!....my friend Gio' married a Jodia....oOps i mean A JUDIA.....lol
she's pretty cool though, i used to work w/her, and she was my boss...


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"Jewishs are GREEDY SONS OF BIatches"

         I AGREE!!! TRUST ME LES VEO LAS CARAS TODO LOS DIAS!!

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"OH MY GOD MIS JEFES SON JUDIOS Y LOS ODIO THEY THINK THAT UR THERE SERVENT PAR DE VIEJOS!! LOS ODIO SO IF ANYONE IS HIRING CONTACT ME!! I NEED A NEW JOB  "

Jewishs are GREEDY SONS OF BIatches

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OH MY GOD MIS JEFES SON JUDIOS Y LOS ODIO THEY THINK THAT UR THERE SERVENT PAR DE VIEJOS!! LOS ODIO


SO IF ANYONE IS HIRING CONTACT ME!! I NEED A NEW JOB


 



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yo me cogi a mi jefa, big girls need love 2



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Originally posted by: MARILYN MONROE

"      No lie. I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was gross. Y todas alli eran asi. Eramos 5 mujeres y 1 hombre (6 mujeres, he was gay) They would email each other porn. Y they, knew that i hated that S*#t! So i would go out for lunch and come back to find porn magazines on my desk and my computer had all these pop ups from all these nasty sites. "

maybe they were hinting you something....lol

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Originally posted by: Guadalupana

"  @ marylin--are you serious? ewww, did you try them, out? i'm kidding!!"

      No lie. I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was gross. Y todas alli eran asi. Eramos 5 mujeres y 1 hombre (6 mujeres, he was gay) They would email each other porn. Y they, knew that i hated that S*#t! So i would go out for lunch and come back to find porn magazines on my desk and my computer had all these pop ups from all these nasty sites. 

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LOL jajajaj you guys are so funny,


I last boss was chinesse, he use to scrat his ass all day, that was nasty.  When he talked to you you oculd see his black teeth from smoking all day, discasting


Thank god I left, My boss now is a cutie LOL, but old Like george Cloonie.


Yesi



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i would never forget this canadian a$$hole who always picked on me for no
facking reason....(celoso por que no le pare bola!! lol) he'd always
give me sh!t for stupid reasons like: "reading a book/newspaper, going to the bathroom, talking to customers,...for receiving gifts from ppl...."FaCKing A$$HOLE!!

LAST i heard he got his ex girl pregnant ...and feels forced to marry her, MISERABLE!!! HAHAHA
(she was like 10yrs older than him!! the stupid loser found out about the pregnancy few months after they broke up!!) lol
haha!! well deserved!!
 

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well at least it's not as bad como el boss paki que tenia freak that guy would fart very loud.. me ganaba en los peos jajajaja

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@ marylin--are you serious? ewww, did you try them, out? i'm kidding!!



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Well, my last boss was italian. And she made me go pick up a dildo for her on my first day @ work. Then it became a regular thing, me going to the sex shop. Pinche veija!!

-- Edited by MARILYN MONROE at 13:11, 2005-05-12

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Have you guys ever had a boss that was a real dill-hole and made your life miserable at your workplace?


I did had a boss a (Pakistani one) that used to fart in the office and very loud, look at my co-worker and I like WE did it. He was the nastiest son of a bi...



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