quote: Originally posted by: Miel " Jajajjajajajajjaj ,.. it s sooooooooo funny,.. @Yesi,.. mi abulita tambien decia lo mismo,.. y la otra frase que me hizo acorda Joker con su poema,.. es COMO COME EL MULO CAGA EL C**O,.."
Jajajajajaja good one Miel, es la primera vez que oigo esa LOL jejejeje
quote: Originally posted by: JOKER_ESCO "POEMA ALA CACA De los Placeres sin pecar, el mas dulce es el cagar, con un periódico extendido y un cigarrillo encendido queda el culo complacido y la mierda en su lugar. Cagar es un placer; de cagar nadie se escapa caga el rey, caga el papa caga el buey, caga la vaca, y hasta la señorita mas guapa hace sus bolitas de caca. Viene el perro y lo huele viene el gato y lo tapa. Total, en este mundo de caca de cagar nadie se escapa. Que triste es amar sin ser amado, pero mas triste es cagar sin haber almorzado. Hay cacas blancas por hepatitis, las hay blandas por gastritis cualquiera que sea la causa que siempre te alcanza aprieta las piernas duro que cuando el trozo es seguro aunque este bien fruncido el culo será por lo menos, PEDO SEGURO!!!!! No hay placer más exquisito, que cagar bien despacito. El baño no es tobogán ni tampoco subibaja. El baño es para cagar y no pa' hacerse la paja. En este lugar sagrado, donde tanta gente acude, la chica se pasa el dedo y el tipo se lo sacude. Caga tranquilo, caga sin pena, pero no se te olvide tirar la cadena. El tipo que aquí se sienta y escribir versos se acuerda, no me vengan a decir que no es un poeta de mierda!. En este lugar sagrado donde acude tanta gente hace fuerza el mas cobarde y se caga el mas valiente. Ni la mierda es pintura ni los dedos son pinceles por favor, pendejo límpiense con papeles!. Para ti que siempre estas en el baño: Caguen tranquilos, caguen contentos, pero por favor, caguen adentro!. I receive this buy e-mail hope ya like it ...........sorry but I had put this 1 here 2 jajajajajajaja"
Jajajjajajajajjaj ,.. it s sooooooooo funny,..
@Yesi,.. mi abulita tambien decia lo mismo,.. y la otra frase que me hizo acorda Joker con su poema,.. es COMO COME EL MULO CAGA EL C**O,..
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De los Placeres sin pecar, el mas dulce es el cagar, con un periódico extendido y un cigarrillo encendido queda el culo complacido y la mierda en su lugar.
Cagar es un placer; de cagar nadie se escapa caga el rey, caga el papa caga el buey, caga la vaca, y hasta la señorita mas guapa hace sus bolitas de caca.
Viene el perro y lo huele viene el gato y lo tapa. Total, en este mundo de caca de cagar nadie se escapa. Que triste es amar sin ser amado, pero mas triste es cagar sin haber almorzado.
Hay cacas blancas por hepatitis, las hay blandas por gastritis cualquiera que sea la causa que siempre te alcanza aprieta las piernas duro que cuando el trozo es seguro aunque este bien fruncido el culo será por lo menos, PEDO SEGURO!!!!!
No hay placer más exquisito, que cagar bien despacito. El baño no es tobogán ni tampoco subibaja. El baño es para cagar y no pa' hacerse la paja.
En este lugar sagrado, donde tanta gente acude, la chica se pasa el dedo y el tipo se lo sacude. Caga tranquilo, caga sin pena, pero no se te olvide tirar la cadena.
El tipo que aquí se sienta y escribir versos se acuerda, no me vengan a decir que no es un poeta de mierda!.
En este lugar sagrado donde acude tanta gente hace fuerza el mas cobarde y se caga el mas valiente. Ni la mierda es pintura ni los dedos son pinceles por favor, pendejo límpiense con papeles!. Para ti que siempre estas en el baño:
Caguen tranquilos, caguen contentos, pero por favor, caguen adentro!.
I receive this buy e-mail hope ya like it ........... sorry but I had put this 1 here 2 jajajajajajaja
Por ahi escuche que cuando empiezas a hecherte uno que otro pedo sin correr a esconderlos de tu pareja... es ahi cuando sabes que definitivamente estan entrando en "confianza" - JA JA JA JA
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
quote: Originally posted by: JOKER_ESCO "Do girls fart???? Do girls take ****s or fart before marrige? Why don’t they just let them rip like us men do? Damn, I have pondered this question for years, and I think I got the answer. One time I was with my girlfriend of about 2-3 weeks when she farted. I couldn’t believe it! It was like I saw a Alien or something, no one would be believe me even if I tried! Well what happened was we where in my room when all of a sudden I heard a rumble and the floor shake. For a minute I thought it was another Cali earthquake. (okay…a little exaggeration, but it was LOUD!) Anyway, at first I thought to myself —“what the **** was that?” Then I looked at her and she yelled at me, —“WHAT?!” I just nodded my head and said nothing. But I just had to ask, —”Did you just fart?” sarcastically she responded “NO!” Now here is my first question, why the hell would you lie? Your face is red of embarrassment, mine is blue and my eyes are watery because I am about to pass out from holding my breath so damn long. Fumes are coming out of your ass and you still have the nerve to say you didn’t do it! F*** you! So she says NO she didn’t and I say, —“yes you did you liar. What? Do you expect me to believe that something crawled up your ass and made that awful noise and smell and not you? Your full of ****! Literally!” Then I did what every man would of done, I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF! Finally she broke the ice, to be honest I thought I would have been the first to go, but nope. She was the brave one. You see, in a relationship a fart is a whole other deal. The goal in a relationship is to contain yourself until you've gotten past that: I-don't-want-to-take-a-dump-in-your-bathroom-because-I-don't-want-you-to-know-my-****-stinks" phase! Guys, I bet you have never heard or seen your girl take a **** or fart for that matter. And lady’s I am here to let you in on a secret. It’s okay to fart! It's normal! JUST DO IT LADIES! Don’t try and cover it up either by making fart noises with your mouth. What? do you honestly think that you are going to fool us? Hello? If you do that then people are going to tell you your breath stinks like ****! STUPID! anyway, if you do ever take a ****, don't spray that potpourri stuff. Don't think that just cause your a girl and you smell good, that you are going to trick us by thinking your farts actually smell like the FOREST!! like we are going to say, —"Ohhh damn baby, your gas smells like roses...You should fart more often!" NO! Okay you may argue that farts do smell and you don't want to take a sniff of that...True! There are time you don’t want to smell that. For example, "The Under The Cover Fart" That’s when your partner shoves your head under the covers while he/she farts. This maneuver in my opinion should be considered attempted murder! Unless your married, if you are married all of the rules change, you can fart when you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, on your husbands/wife’s food, on their face, ect. Use your imagination! Cause by this time you know what each others **** smells like and it doesn’t matter no more. Your not impressing no one no more. Here is an example of how married couples don’t give a damn. Women first of all take ****s with the bathroom door open! Once they are married women don’t give a **** if they fill the house with that smell. And why is it ladies, that when you are taking a ****, you always have something important to tell us? So their we are holding our breath trying to listen to your stinky ass! As for men, we walk in our underwear and pass gas 24-7. Well just don’t be afraid to fart in your boyfriends face any more ladies! If you really love your man, DO IT!! FART!!! And LET LOVE FILL THE AIR!!! "
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "Reminds me of a co-worker whom I have worked with for 7 years. She claims she never farts and I never heard her let one go; but she burpssss woooooohhh... I tell her she burps too much cause she doesn't let them out the back door! "
Lo que no sale por abajo sale por arriva jaajajajajaja.....
Reminds me of a co-worker whom I have worked with for 7 years. She claims she never farts and I never heard her let one go; but she burpssss woooooohhh... I tell her she burps too much cause she doesn't let them out the back door!
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Do girls take ****s or fart before marrige? Why don’t they just let them rip like us men do? Damn, I have pondered this question for years, and I think I got the answer.
One time I was with my girlfriend of about 2-3 weeks when she farted. I couldn’t believe it! It was like I saw a Alien or something, no one would be believe me even if I tried! Well what happened was we where in my room when all of a sudden I heard a rumble and the floor shake. For a minute I thought it was another Cali earthquake. (okay…a little exaggeration, but it was LOUD!) Anyway, at first I thought to myself —“what the **** was that?”
Then I looked at her and she yelled at me, —“WHAT?!” I just nodded my head and said nothing. But I just had to ask, —”Did you just fart?” sarcastically she responded “NO!”
Now here is my first question, why the hell would you lie? Your face is red of embarrassment, mine is blue and my eyes are watery because I am about to pass out from holding my breath so damn long. Fumes are coming out of your ass and you still have the nerve to say you didn’t do it! F*** you!
So she says NO she didn’t and I say, —“yes you did you liar. What? Do you expect me to believe that something crawled up your ass and made that awful noise and smell and not you? Your full of ****! Literally!” Then I did what every man would of done, I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!
Finally she broke the ice, to be honest I thought I would have been the first to go, but nope. She was the brave one.
You see, in a relationship a fart is a whole other deal. The goal in a relationship is to contain yourself until you've gotten past that:
Guys, I bet you have never heard or seen your girl take a **** or fart for that matter. And lady’s I am here to let you in on a secret. It’s okay to fart! It's normal! JUST DO IT LADIES! Don’t try and cover it up either by making fart noises with your mouth. What? do you honestly think that you are going to fool us? Hello? If you do that then people are going to tell you your breath stinks like ****! STUPID!
anyway, if you do ever take a ****, don't spray that potpourri stuff. Don't think that just cause your a girl and you smell good, that you are going to trick us by thinking your farts actually smell like the FOREST!! like we are going to say, —"Ohhh damn baby, your gas smells like roses...You should fart more often!" NO! Okay you may argue that farts do smell and you don't want to take a sniff of that...True! There are time you don’t want to smell that. For example, "The Under The Cover Fart" That’s when your partner shoves your head under the covers while he/she farts. This maneuver in my opinion should be considered attempted murder!
Unless your married, if you are married all of the rules change, you can fart when you want, whenever you want, wherever you want, on your husbands/wife’s food, on their face, ect. Use your imagination! Cause by this time you know what each others **** smells like and it doesn’t matter no more. Your not impressing no one no more.
Here is an example of how married couples don’t give a damn. Women first of all take ****s with the bathroom door open! Once they are married women don’t give a **** if they fill the house with that smell. And why is it ladies, that when you are taking a ****, you always have something important to tell us? So their we are holding our breath trying to listen to your stinky ass! As for men, we walk in our underwear and pass gas 24-7.
Well just don’t be afraid to fart in your boyfriends face any more ladies! If you really love your man, DO IT!! FART!!! And LET LOVE FILL THE AIR!!!
y que pasa si no pasas el test?? lol
