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"yeah, Mr. Bean has been told HE looks like ME! "

very sexy!! very!!!


DG: thanks girl!!!!! MUAH!! XOXOXO

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"yeah, Mr. Bean has been told HE looks like ME! "

Ay dio mio! Well, then I will be afraid very afraid

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" OH!!! LOL!! my bad... "

LOL! It's ok Monkeysita I still luv ya

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" LOL LOL LOL ... Con que Mr. Bean huh? "

yeah, Mr. Bean has been told HE looks like ME!

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"Ummm, higo Chale no hijo ... LOL ... Higo es una fruta ... I don't like it, it's called ummm I think Fig algo asi ... Helloooo Girl!! "


OH!!! LOL!!


my bad...



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"el higo de que? btw, HEY GIRL!!!! "

Ummm, higo Chale no hijo ... LOL ... Higo es una fruta ... I don't like it, it's called ummm I think Fig algo asi ... Helloooo Girl!!

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" I hope not - or else, they would be in for a surprise! I wanted to use my OWN pic; but I need to get it minimized to fit as an avatar in here...

LOL LOL LOL ... Con que Mr. Bean huh?

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"Hellooooooooooo! I didn't know the answer I had to ask my mom ... Es el HIGO .... Ummm, LG with that avatar some new people will think you are a girl lolz "

el higo de que?

btw, HEY GIRL!!!!

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"Hellooooooooooo! I didn't know the answer I had to ask my mom ... Es el HIGO .... Ummm, LG with that avatar some new people will think you are a girl lolz "


I hope not - or else, they would be in for a surprise! I wanted to use my OWN pic; but I need to get it minimized to fit as an avatar in here...



can anyone help me minimize this to make it fit in here as an avatar?



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" @ DG: We're awaiting for the answer!!! @ Chale: so are you! "

Hellooooooooooo! I didn't know the answer I had to ask my mom ... Es el HIGO .... Ummm, LG with that avatar some new people will think you are a girl lolz

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ROFLMAO - @ Cafe con aroma de mujer... que malo (o mala)!!!

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aqui tengo otra!!


entra seco y duro!! y sale humedo y oliendo a pescado....


que es???


el submarino....



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Se abre el telón y sale una mujer delgada .
Se cierra el telón, se vuelve a abrir el telon, y sólo sale una taza de cafe


Se cierra el telón, se abre el telon, y sale un pescado.
¿Cómo se llama la obra?


Cafe con Aroma de mujer!!!


aqui esta otra obra!!


Se abre el telón y sale una abespa. (son esas motos pequeñas)


Se cierra el telón, se vuelve a abrir el telon, y sale una refri.


Se cierra el telón, se abre el telon, y la abespa esta adentro de la refri.


¿Cómo se llama la obra?


 


Labesphelada!!!



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I have one.. hope u get it...


Tiene pelos por fuera,


esta humedo por dentro,


empieza con c y acaba con o?


 


 


 


 


 


Un  coco......


 


 


 



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" @ DG: We're awaiting for the answer!!! @ Chale: so are you! "

nope!!!

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"Adivina adivinador que fruta carga sin flor???? "


@ DG: We're awaiting for the answer!!!


@ Chale: so are you!



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"Adivina adivinador que fruta carga sin flor???? "

no clue...
dime...

@LG: Perv! lol.

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"En que se parece una mujer (originalmente decia "hombre") a un micro-ondas?                     En que al principio la consigues porque supones que sirve para todo; pero al final te das cuenta que solo sirve para "calentar" -- Edited by LGigolo at 13:39, 2005-05-05"

LOL ..

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Adivina adivinador que fruta carga sin flor????

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En que se parece una mujer (originalmente decia "hombre") a un micro-ondas?


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


En que al principio la consigues porque supones que sirve para todo; pero al final te das cuenta que solo sirve para "calentar"



-- Edited by LGigolo at 13:39, 2005-05-05

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"that was going to be my very first guess.... NOT! "

jajajajajajaja

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"Bueno... ya ofendi a Miel sin querer... Le toca el turno a... (*drums please*) FEA... jejeje... sorry just a joke on feas... Cual es el enemigo numero uno de las FEAS?                           Respuesta: EL Espejo! "

          LMAO SORRY FEA THIS ONE WAS GOOD!!

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Bueno... ya ofendi a Miel sin querer... Le toca el turno a... (*drums please*) FEA... jejeje... sorry just a joke on feas... Cual es el enemigo numero uno de las FEAS?


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Respuesta: EL Espejo!



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Originally posted by: Jinx

"ENtra seco y oliendo a goma, pero sale mojado y oliendo a pescado? Answer: Un Buzo"

that was going to be my very first guess.... NOT!

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es largo, peludo y gordo


:mi cock



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ENtra seco y oliendo a goma, pero sale mojado y oliendo a pescado?


Answer: Un Buzo



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" LOL!!! yeah i seen this one before is gr8 X@vier P.S. congratz on the pic posting "

Thanks - I hope it continues going ok - or else, I am sure I will hear it... lol

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" Sorry Miel - no bad intentions when I said it Now this is not an adivinanza - but I just read it and I was ROFLMAO: "


,..


I know,.. here no1 has bad intentionts,.. I hope



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Sorry Miel - no bad intentions when I said it
Now this is not an adivinanza - but I just read it and I was ROFLMAO:

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LOL!!!

yeah i seen this one before is gr8

X@vier

P.S.
congratz on the pic posting

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"lol,.. asi parece,... yo no sabia,.. El que me cago fue Lgigolo con su adivinanza,.."


Sorry Miel - no bad intentions when I said it


Now this is not an adivinanza - but I just read it and I was ROFLMAO:





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" el ano de tu hermano"

       el tuyo estupido!!!

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"SO NO GUESSES??? ONLY CONFESIONES GUESS???? COME ON PPL GUESS!!!! ITS FUN"


el ano de tu hermano



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Que es un espermatozoide con portafolio?????


Es el representante del cerebro masculino,..lol


 


 


 


 


 



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"oye Miel....te cag@....nLOL....j/ks!!!"

lol,.. asi parece,... yo no sabia,.. El que me cago fue Lgigolo con su adivinanza,..

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"Adivina adivinador... que cul* cag@ mejor? . . . . . . El de la abeja, porque cag@ Miel !  No offence to YOU, Miel!  "

Ok no problem,.. es solo una broma,.. espero,..

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@GENIE


I DONT GET IT..................

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"ok so it was Que es largo Peludo y rico para tu cul@                             Un caballo (a horse) lmao mal pensados eh!!"


okay... i admit... Im malpensada..

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ok so it was


Que es largo Peludo y rico para tu cul@


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


Un caballo (a horse) lmao mal pensados eh!!



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"SO NO GUESSES??? ONLY CONFESIONES GUESS???? COME ON PPL GUESS!!!! ITS FUN"

El estropajo

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SO NO GUESSES??? ONLY CONFESIONES GUESS????


COME ON PPL GUESS!!!! ITS FUN



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" Thanks Genie - I am trying different ones today, but I know which one you reffering to: the bouncy beasts avatar I just removed it before I offend anyone... I know right now not too many logged in, good time to test things HOW IS A WOMAN LIKE AN OVEN??? . . . . . . . . . . . . A woman is just like an oven because one has to make sure it's HOT before we stick the meat in!!! "

Guess wednesday is living up to its name: Wicked Wednesday

LOL!!! I like this one!!
Its sooooooooo tru!!!!

Genie: tell us!!!!

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"I vote for DON'T wait, Genie - what's the answer?? "


yeah genie, what is the answer??

X@vier


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"lol ok aqui va uno Que es Largo Peludo Y Rico para tu CU_O??  "

I vote for DON'T wait, Genie - what's the answer??

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"      LOL GIGY I LIKE UR ADVATAR!!!"



thats like the one u had before for the longest time

X@vier


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some1 said this one to me this morning


how is a good man like a UFO?????





















they are both somewhere out there!

X@vier




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" Thanks Genie - I am trying different ones today, but I know which one you reffering to: the bouncy beasts avatar I just removed it before I offend anyone... I know right now not too many logged in, good time to test things HOW IS A WOMAN LIKE AN OVEN??? . . . . . . . . . . . . A woman is just like an oven because one has to make sure it's HOT before we stick the meat in!!! "

       roflmao

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"      LOL GIGY I LIKE UR ADVATAR!!!"


Thanks Genie - I am trying different ones today, but I know which one you reffering to: the bouncy beasts avatar I just removed it before I offend anyone... I know right now not too many logged in, good time to test things


HOW IS A WOMAN LIKE AN OVEN???


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A woman is just like an oven because one has to make sure it's HOT before we stick the meat in!!!



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" what u talking about sister, I never get nasty X@vier "

NEVER SAY NEVER BROTHER.........

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"like you never get nasty man!! lol"


what u talking about sister, I never get nasty

X@vier


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"¿En qué se parece un calcetín a un hombre?En que sólo sirven para meter la pata. Yesi "


LMAO... pero no se olviden de meter la media tambien, for safety precautions... o de no, se puede lastimar el pie!...


Hablando de en que se pareecen... HOW IS A WOMAN LIKE AN OVEN???



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