quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " SOMEBODY has issues!! and needs to feel better by attacking us!! oh and hes not new hes anonymous that registered!!!"
yeah....but then you guys complain many times about THEM NOT REGISTERING?
quote: Originally posted by: PANCHO " Let me introduce you to "," and "." (AKA: Coma & Period respectably) These little guys are commonly used by people with suficient writing skills to seperate thoughts and ideas on paper or other writing mediums. You should try using them. They're part of complete sentences."
So funny...I think you'd have better luck if you said, "Say hello to my little friends... " A la Tony Montana... And I think you meant "respectively" and "separate"...
Other than that, Welcome, Pancho, to our warm and welcoming little family!!!
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quote: Originally posted by: PANCHO " Let me introduce you to "," and "." (AKA: Coma & Period respectably) These little guys are commonly used by people with suficient writing skills to seperate thoughts and ideas on paper or other writing mediums. You should try using them. They're part of complete sentences."
quote: Originally posted by: confundida "@PANCHO FIRST OF ALL U MUST OF BEEN AN ANYNOMOUS REPLIER FOR U TO KNOW HOW EACH "REGISTERED" WRITES...... SECONDLY UR STILL KNEW SO IF I WERE U CHILL, WE LAREDY HAVE A HATER AND THAT WOULD BE ME..... SO BEFORE U DECIDE TO PICK ON PPL I SUGGEST THAT U COME AND HERE AND GET TO KNOW UR WAY AROUND THE BLOCK Y DEPSUES CRITICA!!!!!"
No the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? WTF is LAREDY?
quote: Originally posted by: PANCHO " Let me introduce you to "," and "." (AKA: Coma & Period respectably) These little guys are commonly used by people with suficient writing skills to seperate thoughts and ideas on paper or other writing mediums. You should try using them. They're part of complete sentences."
Well thank you for the introduction nice to meet them! But to be honest i dont care to use them at this current time! Considering that i use them in my workplace and everyday life i dont feel that i need to write in proper english here....... ok!!!! oh and yes its a runon sentence so sue me!!
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " What do u care how i write!!! its my bsns and my style!! no te gusta guess what no me importa!! bitter or angry nope me vale un camino lo que tu digas o pienses! writing and communications skills ok there teacher now i have to write a certain way why?!?!?!?!?!?!? do i care what u think nope!! am i comming off childish and immature probably does it matter nope!! "
Let me introduce you to "," and "." (AKA: Coma & Period respectably) These little guys are commonly used by people with suficient writing skills to seperate thoughts and ideas on paper or other writing mediums.
You should try using them. They're part of complete sentences.
quote: Originally posted by: PANCHO "Why do u feel the need to end all your sentences with exclamation marks? Are you always bitter or angry? Or do you lack the writing/communications skills to effectively get a point across otherwise?"
What do u care how i write!!! its my bsns and my style!! no te gusta guess what no me importa!! bitter or angry nope me vale un camino lo que tu digas o pienses! writing and communications skills ok there teacher now i have to write a certain way why?!?!?!?!?!?!? do i care what u think nope!! am i comming off childish and immature probably does it matter nope!!
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " why do u feel u have the right to reveal something about a persons identity its none of ur bsns!!! so please stay out of it!!! "
Why do u feel the need to end all your sentences with exclamation marks? Are you always bitter or angry? Or do you lack the writing/communications skills to effectively get a point across otherwise?
quote: Originally posted by: Anonymous "Well, since only davidsaints is the only one to admit he's not latino (not that he could hide it much, no ofense dude) maybe we should list the ones we know are not latinos/as. I'll start: LadyBug: Though she may look hispanic and speak perfect spanish is middle-eastern devine_chinita: need I say more Any other double-agents/spies you of??? Let us know."
why do u feel u have the right to reveal something about a persons identity its none of ur bsns!!! so please stay out of it!!!
quote: Originally posted by: Anonymous "Well, since only davidsaints is the only one to admit he's not latino (not that he could hide it much, no ofense dude) maybe we should list the ones we know are not latinos/as. I'll start: LadyBug: Though she may look hispanic and speak perfect spanish is middle-eastern devine_chinita: need I say more Any other double-agents/spies you of??? Let us know."
is ladybug the really good dancer thats always at latin fever? the middle eastern one?
Well, since only davidsaints is the only one to admit he's not latino (not that he could hide it much, no ofense dude) maybe we should list the ones we know are not latinos/as.
I'll start:
LadyBug: Though she may look hispanic and speak perfect spanish is middle-eastern
devine_chinita: need I say more
Any other double-agents/spies you of??? Let us know.
quote: Originally posted by: Phantasma "I know most of the regulars are Latinos, but I was just wondering if there are any non latin peoples here that post regularly. "
By the 7 arms of Vishnu, I swear I'm not a hindu !!!
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quote: Originally posted by: davidsaints "Okay, folks! Heads up... I'm not Hispanic at all, showing up here as a Canadian-born dude with Dutch and Scottish background. However, I speak Spanish, lived/visited Spanish-speaking countries and enjoy the culture. ¡Suerte en todo!"
Welcome davidsaints, hope u enjoy ur stay and be ready for some bumps along the way
quote: Originally posted by: davidsaints "Okay, folks! Heads up... I'm not Hispanic at all, showing up here as a Canadian-born dude with Dutch and Scottish background. However, I speak Spanish, lived/visited Spanish-speaking countries and enjoy the culture. ¡Suerte en todo!"
Hey guys we have a new member!!! Welcome David Saint
Muchachos, be nice!!! Glad that you enjoy our beautiful culture!.. so what
Hello. Hello, is Abtar there? Who? Abtar. Can I ask who's speaking please? This is Kerpal. Who? Kerpal. OK, one moment please. [Daughter calls Abtar . . .] Hello. Hello. Hi de. Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Pardon? Your daughter come to my house today, Uh-huh. And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation. She kicked your? She kicked my dog! She kicked your dog? Yes. Which daughter? The one who just answered the phone. [Abtar checks with his daughter . . .] No. What? No. Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? I don't know. She didn't said. She did! She's lying! She's lying to you, f**king guy! Where, where from you speaking? I am speaking from my house. Where you live? Down the street from you. Huh? You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her! [mumbles]...ohhhh, you lie I dunno.. Don't lie, you f**king guy. Hey, why? Don't talk like that! F**k you! You know damn right what she do! Yea, she let but who kicked your dog? Your daughter kicked my dog. Which daughter? YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly]..you bastard. [Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone] Hello. Hello. Yeah? Why you kick my dog? Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal. Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Yes, you do. You kick my dog today. Dog?! Dog! We don't even-we don't misber-- You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail. OK, where the hell do you live? I live on your street. On my street? You know! You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Yes. Where abouts do you live? You know damn right!! No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. [under breath] Yes you do. Why? Where the hell do you live? [under breath] You don't ask dumb question. You live on Marative? No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail. You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me. [under breath] I am going to kill you. You 're going to kill us!? No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you! [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] Ok, you just go ahead, OK, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about. You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word! Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof... F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know? Please just get lost OK, because we're fed up. F**k you. You are going to jail. We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you! Don't tell me to shut up, I did not- Shut up! You stink! Oh, you stink too! No, you don't- You stink too! I do not stink! I think you do! f**k you, Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink! [she hangs up].
X@vier "
Its not that funny when u read it, but when u listen to it is hillarious
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:quote: Originally posted by: X4v13r " LOL!!!! this one is soooooooo funny Hello. Hello, is Abtar there? Who? Abtar. Can I ask who's speaking please? This is Kerpal. Who? Kerpal. OK, one moment please. [Daughter calls Abtar . . .] Hello. Hello. Hi de. Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Pardon? Your daughter come to my house today, Uh-huh. And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation. She kicked your? She kicked my dog! She kicked your dog? Yes. Which daughter? The one who just answered the phone. [Abtar checks with his daughter . . .] No. What? No. Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? I don't know. She didn't said. She did! She's lying! She's lying to you, f**king guy! Where, where from you speaking? I am speaking from my house. Where you live? Down the street from you. Huh? You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her! [mumbles]...ohhhh, you lie I dunno.. Don't lie, you f**king guy. Hey, why? Don't talk like that! F**k you! You know damn right what she do! Yea, she let but who kicked your dog? Your daughter kicked my dog. Which daughter? YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly]..you bastard. [Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone] Hello. Hello. Yeah? Why you kick my dog? Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal. Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Yes, you do. You kick my dog today. Dog?! Dog! We don't even-we don't misber-- You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail. OK, where the hell do you live? I live on your street. On my street? You know! You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Yes. Where abouts do you live? You know damn right!! No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. [under breath] Yes you do. Why? Where the hell do you live? [under breath] You don't ask dumb question. You live on Marative? No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail. You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me. [under breath] I am going to kill you. You 're going to kill us!? No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you! [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] Ok, you just go ahead, OK, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about. You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word! Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof... F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know? Please just get lost OK, because we're fed up. F**k you. You are going to jail. We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you! Don't tell me to shut up, I did not- Shut up! You stink! Oh, you stink too! No, you don't- You stink too! I do not stink! I think you do! f**k you, Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink! [she hangs up]. X@vier "
quote: Originally posted by: Jinx ""shut up shut up xavier I'm gonna run you over with my cab and hit you with my cricket team" (phony accent) Download "Kick my dog" by the jerkyboys you'll laugh"
LOL!!!! this one is soooooooo funny
Hello. Hello, is Abtar there? Who? Abtar. Can I ask who's speaking please? This is Kerpal. Who? Kerpal. OK, one moment please. [Daughter calls Abtar . . .] Hello. Hello. Hi de. Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog. Pardon? Your daughter come to my house today, Uh-huh. And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation. She kicked your? She kicked my dog! She kicked your dog? Yes. Which daughter? The one who just answered the phone. [Abtar checks with his daughter . . .] No. What? No. Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? I don't know. She didn't said. She did! She's lying! She's lying to you, f**king guy! Where, where from you speaking? I am speaking from my house. Where you live? Down the street from you. Huh? You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her! [mumbles]...ohhhh, you lie I dunno.. Don't lie, you f**king guy. Hey, why? Don't talk like that! F**k you! You know damn right what she do! Yea, she let but who kicked your dog? Your daughter kicked my dog. Which daughter? YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly]..you bastard. [Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone] Hello. Hello. Yeah? Why you kick my dog? Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal. Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Yes, you do. You kick my dog today. Dog?! Dog! We don't even-we don't misber-- You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail. OK, where the hell do you live? I live on your street. On my street? You know! You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Yes. Where abouts do you live? You know damn right!! No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. [under breath] Yes you do. Why? Where the hell do you live? [under breath] You don't ask dumb question. You live on Marative? No,you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail. You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me. [under breath] I am going to kill you. You 're going to kill us!? No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you! [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] Ok, you just go ahead, OK, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about. You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word! Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof... F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know? Please just get lost OK, because we're fed up. F**k you. You are going to jail. We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you! Don't tell me to shut up, I did not- Shut up! You stink! Oh, you stink too! No, you don't- You stink too! I do not stink! I think you do! f**k you, Just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink! [she hangs up].