I'm generally running to make it to work on time + it's usually to early in the morning to be too organized... no mas hecho todo en la basket de ropa sucia and run to the shower!
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I have to agree I walk around like a 100times doing things before i jump in the shower and when i take my clothes off i separate it into each section and lol take out what im going to wear lay it on the bed lol i do this all the time unless im late for work i put it all in one bin but never on the floor thats not good!
quote: Originally posted by: Jinx "ohh please, yo me quito la ropa y la tiro en el piso.. despues me la paso paseando encuera en toda la casa por unos 4 minutos y me meto en la ducha jajajajajajajaja"
dammm donde vives espero q no sea un building
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Uno de los secretos de una vida feliz está
en darse constantemente pequeños gustos.
quote: Originally posted by: Jinx "ohh please, yo me quito la ropa y la tiro en el piso.. despues me la paso paseando encuera en toda la casa por unos 4 minutos y me meto en la ducha jajajajajajajaja"
make sure that all the blinds are well closed... if you don't care, what's your address again? LMAO
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ohh please, yo me quito la ropa y la tiro en el piso.. despues me la paso paseando encuera en toda la casa por unos 4 minutos y me meto en la ducha jajajajajajajaja
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"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror-make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit and mint enhanced conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed.
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