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In college there was this girl who used to lick her lips in front of me, she also walked so sexy in front of me and kept staring at me in classes, it was a bit embarrasing since I was already in my earliest 30's. She wasn't too young either but still... it was nice but a bit distraccting.


She even told me that it was too bad I didn't have my own appartment.  The bad thing is that She was one of those that like to "calentarnos"and play to many head games.


And there were other girls who used to stand up in front of me so I could see you know what hehehe.  It was funny, but the one I really liked was married already, well, she was so cute and sexy.


 I've also had girls "accidentally" walking rigth in front of me.  And I just couldn't believe it since I'm not TOm Cruise or GAel GArcia.


  I wish I could go back in time and have a bit more fun, hahaha!



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Originally posted by: Guadalupana

"Hey boys, as chicas we suffer through a lot of bad pick up lines, so i was wondering...do you guys hear good pick up lines from girls? "


I was always SO BAD with lines... I always managed to say the wrong thing.
I had a big crush on this basketball player once, and I used to play @ recess and he owned a couple of balls, and I said to him once, "Es cierto que tenés un par de bolas..." I just heard myself saying it and I knew I wanted the earth to open wide and swallow me as I was saying it... The guy just smiled (oh, he looked heavenly) and lent me one of his balls (the basketball ones). I never did get to play with the other ones...


Oh, and my lines never improved, so my approach has always been to keep my big mouth shut... and that worked better. (They thought I was playing hard to get...)



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" Subway works... I had a girl come up to me at Mickey D's once... it was funny, she was like, I got a 2 can dine coupon, u wanna share it? LOL LOL LOL (true story)"

thats so cute and funny!

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"I never picked up a guy, seriously!!!"

really?
I've picked up guys for my friends before.. no biggie..
Guys seem genuinely happy when a girl has the b@lls to approach them.

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yeah, don't forget the subway

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Subway works... I had a girl come up to me at Mickey D's once... it was funny, she was like, I got a 2 can dine coupon, u wanna share it? LOL LOL LOL (true story)

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"Once this dude told me : "si asi cocinas asi q-leas" jajajajajajajajajajajaja"


 


Jinx le entendiste que te quiso decir,..??? porque yo nunca he escuchado esa frase,.. pero de las que he escuchado me acuerdo estas clasicas ecuatorianas,..


"Si cocinas como caminas me comeria hasta el cocolon"


"Si asi es la provincia como sera la capital"


"Suegra vaya con Dios que yo me voy con su hija"


En sus paises no tienen frases asi,..??


 



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"I never picked up a guy, seriously!!!"


yup!!!

then u have some1 to talk to haha...

X@vier


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" yeah, don't forget the subway X@vier "

I never picked up a guy, seriously!!!

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I love it when girls approach me.. specially when its at a place where u wouldnt expect it like at the library...
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yeah, don't forget the subway

X@vier


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" I love it when girls approach me.. specially when its at a place where u wouldnt expect it like at the library... "

See ladies.... 
You catch them off guard that way...

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"I think that guys just like the element of surprise... Since its customary for the guys to do all the picking up, its a nice surprise for them to get picked up. So any attention is appreciated by them. (Disclaimer: this has been told to me by one of my guy friends, not from personal experience )"


I love it when girls approach me.. specially when its at a place where u wouldnt expect it like at the library...

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" hmm... if you get a lot of guys treating you like a piece of meat when you go out.. then you might be showing too much.. "

YEah I see your point ....

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I think that guys just like the element of surprise...
Since its customary for the guys to do all the picking up, its a nice surprise for them to get picked up. So any attention is appreciated by them.
(Disclaimer: this has been told to me by one of my guy friends, not from personal experience )


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Odio cuando los tipos hacen como una serpiente :"PSSST..PSSST.." Gees se estan desinflando o que ?!

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"So some guys do get turned off when girls show to much! So what's too much? "


hmm... if you get a lot of guys treating you like a piece of meat when you go out.. then you might be showing too much..


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" also for some guys..... some like to keep it to the imagination, makes it more fun that way X@vier "

So some guys do get turned off when girls show to much! So what's too much?

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Once this dude told me : "si asi cocinas asi q-leas" jajajajajajajajajajajaja

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"Ah noooo! then it's a turn off for us girls! And we "


also for some guys.....

some like to keep it to the imagination, makes it more fun that way

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"and show some SKIN and all men drewl...................."

Ah noooo! then it's a turn off for us girls! And we

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"LOL! and smile "

and show some SKIN and all men drewl....................

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"Girls dont need pick up lines... all they gotta do is show up"

LOL! and smile

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@BUZZ

haha i had the same done to me

@Miguel

u r soooooo right, girls don't use lines they just come up to u and ask for ur name number stuff like that.

X@vier


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Girls dont need pick up lines... all they gotta do is show up

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the best pickup line is hey, come here

the most direct pickup lines are from women 35+

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One of the loves of my life walked by me and pretended to trip into my lap. A woman can do that and seem charming. If a man did it, he'd be a creep. But seriously, women have it easy. The actual line isn't so important. And it's not because guys only think about sex. It's just so rare that we're the one's that get the good lines. Just say anything!"



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Hey boys,


as chicas we suffer through a lot of bad pick up lines, so i was wondering...do you guys hear good pick up lines from girls?



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