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es mas pritty cuando le hechas el peo a tu hembra cuando estamos abrazaditos en las sabanas LMAO

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"i started going out with this girl and we were doing the cuchi cuchi we were farely new into the relationship.  well that day i had a lot of gas and we were doing perrito style and her ass slapped hard against me and this hugggggggggggggggggggggggge fart sounded. jajajajaja. i just burst out laughing jajajjajaj. it was so loud  "


LOL!!!
man....don't u just hate it when that happens

it has never happen to me but if it did I probably do the same......what else can u do

LOL!!!


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i started going out with this girl and we were doing the cuchi cuchi we were farely new into the relationship.  well that day i had a lot of gas and we were doing perrito style and her ass slapped hard against me and this hugggggggggggggggggggggggge fart sounded. jajajajaja. i just burst out laughing jajajjajaj. it was so loud 



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Thanks,
Actually I've been here for months posting as anonymous and thought it was 'bout time I registered.
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ANONYMOUS u say!!!!!!

Guys u know what this means






j/k


Welcome Mafalda.

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"what a way to start your postings!!! LMAO - Welcome to el foro, Mafalda~ "


Thanks,


Actually I've been here for months posting as anonymous and thought it was 'bout time I registered.



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U know what i dont like farts pero como dice mi abuella son naturales y ademas es pero un burp porque es un pedo por la voca lmao shes funny!!


But i grew up with so many guys that to me that doesnt bother me the act but the smell wow sometimes all the time is nasty!!!


BUt my thing is burping when im eating i hate it!!! but in some cultures if u dont burp after a meal that means it was not good??? did u guys know that its disrespectful and i cant burp trust me i cant out loud at least


 



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" OK I understand everyones has gas. But I HATE with Passion when guys fart in front of anyone, worst if I'm in the room. I mean holy sh_t go to the washroom & fart all you want. Also make sure you spray some scent after cause no one cares to smell ur sh_t. I think that farting & burping in public, eating table or any other place other then a washroom is disrespectful & shows how little manners you've been taught. I don't care if it comes from a guy or girl, althou if girls do this without any shame....I think it's even more discusting. Were GIRLS...lets act like one & not be so sucias!!  "


I totally agree with you on this one princesa


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"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

what a way to start your postings!!! LMAO - Welcome to el foro, Mafalda~

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"Yeah those damned marble benches sure amplify sound. I've farted there too before."

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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"2 funny storys to share with y'all: Back in my high school days, my then girl friend (wife now) and I were chilling at Yorkdale (skipping). We were sitting on them marble seats/planters in the middle of the ile. La muy fresca goes to tickle me (i'm SUPER ticklish) y se me cayo pedo atomico!!! Every one around us heard that. We headed straight for the door. It's too bad, I wanted my first pedo in front of her to be a bit more romantic...j/k...but it was memorable non-the less. ::::::::::::::::::: My sister-in-law was on the bus going to work once and a chinese man next to her farted real loud. He then got up and gave my sis-n-law a nasty look putting the blame on her. "

Yeah those damned marble benches sure amplify sound. I've farted there too before.

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2 funny storys to share with y'all:


Back in my high school days, my then girl friend (wife now) and I were chilling at Yorkdale (skipping). We were sitting on them marble seats/planters in the middle of the ile. La muy fresca goes to tickle me (i'm SUPER ticklish) y se me cayo pedo atomico!!! Every one around us heard that. We headed straight for the door. It's too bad, I wanted my first pedo in front of her to be a bit more romantic...j/k...but it was memorable non-the less.


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My sister-in-law was on the bus going to work once and a chinese man next to her farted real loud. He then got up and gave my sis-n-law a nasty look putting the blame on her.



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"  Tus pedos? apestan a guevo podrido?   Holly cow do i hate pedos!"


WHAT?!?!?
LOL!
I just got a chance to read this now... Guadalupana you crack me up with your topics girl!
LOL!!


But dont you know that girls dont do that?!?!?!



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  I always though that women didn't fart, well, at least not as potent as male farts.


  It could be that when women are besides us they look at us and make us feel like we are the ones farting?


 That's all female strategy to fart without feeling guilty, it has to be our fault hahaha.


  Could you girls look for another topic please.



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"  Tus pedos? apestan a guevo podrido?   Holly cow do i hate pedos!"


OK I understand everyones has gas. But I HATE with Passion when guys fart in front of anyone, worst if I'm in the room.


I mean holy sh_t go to the washroom & fart all you want. Also make sure you spray some scent after cause no one cares to smell ur sh_t.


I think that farting & burping in public, eating table or any other place other then a washroom is disrespectful & shows how little manners you've been taught. I don't care if it comes from a guy or girl, althou if girls do this without any shame....I think it's even more discusting. Were GIRLS...lets act like one & not be so sucias!!


 



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something smells in here

I'm out of here!!!



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LOL!!!


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man, hacemos guerra del quien se tira el mas ediondo no todas las veces gano jajajajajajajajajaja

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well my hubby encourages me to do it infront of him...but i can't do it..it's just wrong. just go to the bathroom!

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Did any of you guys ever catch the episode of sex in the city, when carrie is in bed with mr. biggs and she farts??? That was so funny. Why do girls get so embaressed when they fart? Yeah, it is kinda of embaressing, but do guys get like that???? uhhhh??? My ex, was never embaressed, even the first time he did it.



-- Edited by MARILYN MONROE at 15:05, 2005-04-28

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"it's true...all i say is STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIJOLES! "

my weapon of choice :BROCCOLI jajajajajajaja

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"muajajajajajjaja el que no se tira uno , no es humano ah? "

it's true...all i say is STAY AWAY FROM THE FRIJOLES!

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muajajajajajjaja el que no se tira uno , no es humano ah?

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"mine are silenciosos, pero peligrosos jajajajajajjaja *FARTS*"

ewwwww! those are the worst! they're deadly and they can clear a room in seconds!

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mine are silenciosos, pero peligrosos jajajajajajjaja *FARTS*

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La Marilyn made me do it....

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loca, vos y tus topics.

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"EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW you are so nasty woman!"

ba pue...no te metas con migo...you'll lose!!!

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EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW you are so nasty woman!

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"AJA SURE SURE. WE NEED A MASK WHEN YOU FART."


what ever, si lo queres gueler you'd have to stick your nariz in my raya!! EEEWWWWW! ok let's stop...that's nasty!


So what? no te tiras pedos voz?



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"  Excuse me!? yo no me tiro pedos! yo me tiro rosas "

        LOL!!!!!!!! 

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AJA SURE SURE.


WE NEED A MASK WHEN YOU FART.



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Excuse me!? yo no me tiro pedos! yo me tiro rosas



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Pedos always smell so bad.


Except for yours Guadalupana.


 


hahahaha pedorra.



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Tus pedos? apestan a guevo podrido?


 


Holly cow do i hate pedos!



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