quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "I never said it would be soft... maybe rub it with something hard... don't make me pull out my "barita magica" LMAO "
Hard or Soft if the Genie doesnt like it! She wont come out!! its gotta be just nice!!
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "May not just come out and give it away... but, if I just rub it long enough, will the Genie come out and tell me? ROFL "
You can rub it long and soft but that doesnt mean that i will be pleased enough to tell you and come out!! lmao
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " ROFLMAO - THATS FOR ME TO KNOW AND U TO FIND OUT!!! WHAT DID U THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY?? NO PAPA U NEED TO WORK TO GET THINGS FROM THIS GENIE!!"
May not just come out and give it away... but, if I just rub it long enough, will the Genie come out and tell me? ROFL
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quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "I did not know that -thanks for the full explanation, Genie... so, now to lesson Number Two: What exactly do YOU want and how do you want it? ROFLMAO "
ROFLMAO - THATS FOR ME TO KNOW AND U TO FIND OUT!!! WHAT DID U THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY?? NO PAPA U NEED TO WORK TO GET THINGS FROM THIS GENIE!!
quote: Originally posted by: GENIE " LOL WE ARE HARD TO PLEASE!! But thats because we know what we want how we want it!!! Why settle for anything when you can have the best that you are looking for!! Thats why were good shoppers done u know that!! "
I did not know that -thanks for the full explanation, Genie... so, now to lesson Number Two: What exactly do YOU want and how do you want it? ROFLMAO
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quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "AT LAST - a female that admits it!!! LMAO "
LOL WE ARE HARD TO PLEASE!! But thats because we know what we want how we want it!!! Why settle for anything when you can have the best that you are looking for!! Thats why were good shoppers done u know that!!
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...
First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are ****ing impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
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