quote: Originally posted by: JOKER_ESCO "10 indisputable truths everyone knows but WHITE people won't admit. 1---Elvis is dead 2---Having ur children curse u out in public is not normal 3---Jesus was not white 4---Skinny does not equal sexy 5---A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller 6---N'SYNC sucks 7---Thomas Jefferson had black children 8---An occasional whopping helps a child stay in line 9---Kissing ur pet on da mouth is not cute 10--County musicians are as ghetto as rap musicians 10 indisputable truths everyone knows but BLACK people won't admit. 1---Tupac is dead 2---Crown Royal bags are ment to be thrown away 3---Having a ring on every finger is too much 4---O.J. did it 5---Teeth should not be decorated 6---Office breaks are usualy only 15 min 7---Jesse Jackson will never be president 8---RED is not a kool-aid flavor ( it's a color) 9---Ur rims a!nd sound system should not be worth more than ur car 10--Ur pastor dosen't know everything 10 things White and Black people know but HISPANICS won't admit. 1----Chicken is food not a roommate 2----"Jump out and run" is not in any car insurance policies 3----Wearing church shoes while playing soccer is not normal 4----Hickey's are unattracive 5----Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in ur family 6----Buttoning just the top button of ur shirt is a bad fashion statement 7----10 people to a car is considred too many 8----Jesus is a not a name for ur son 9----Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter 10--Frijoles do make you fart what u think hope dis don't disrespect enybody"
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "Joker: Thanks!!! This made me laugh so hard! The funniest thing is, is that I know of someone in each of those 10 points! 2 FUNNY! "
10 indisputable truths everyone knows but WHITE people won't admit.
1---Elvis is dead 2---Having ur children curse u out in public is not normal 3---Jesus was not white 4---Skinny does not equal sexy 5---A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller 6---N'SYNC sucks 7---Thomas Jefferson had black children 8---An occasional whopping helps a child stay in line 9---Kissing ur pet on da mouth is not cute 10--County musicians are as ghetto as rap musicians
10 indisputable truths everyone knows but BLACK people won't admit.
1---Tupac is dead 2---Crown Royal bags are ment to be thrown away 3---Having a ring on every finger is too much 4---O.J. did it 5---Teeth should not be decorated 6---Office breaks are usualy only 15 min 7---Jesse Jackson will never be president 8---RED is not a kool-aid flavor ( it's a color) 9---Ur rims a!nd sound system should not be worth more than ur car 10--Ur pastor dosen't know everything
10 things White and Black people know but HISPANICS won't admit.
1----Chicken is food not a roommate 2----"Jump out and run" is not in any car insurance policies 3----Wearing church shoes while playing soccer is not normal 4----Hickey's are unattracive 5----Mami & Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in ur family 6----Buttoning just the top button of ur shirt is a bad fashion statement 7----10 people to a car is considred too many 8----Jesus is a not a name for ur son 9----Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter 10--Frijoles do make you fart
...really good & true.
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