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Fidels Barbas huning out of the tanga

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"Sorry guys just got to this and I've actually seen it inreal life and let me tell ya it aint pretty. "

SEEN WHAT?!?!?!

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" your story reminded me of My first time at the dentist.....lolyeaaaaaaaaah right!! lolprops for the good laugh!!! :)"

jajajajajaj

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"save some of that naughty imagination for Freaky Friday... (chances are someone who wears a tanga, MAY have brazilian, otherwise you might see Fidel's barbas snkeaking out) "

Sorry guys just got to this and I've actually seen it inreal life and let me tell ya it aint pretty.

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"a girls first time It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ? PERVERT I know what you were thinking! "


your story reminded me of My first time at the dentist.....lol
yeaaaaaaaaah right!! lol
props for the good laugh!!! :)



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"4 Real jajaaj tell me que tu no tienes curiosidad 2 jajaajaj"

ummmmmm... no... no tengo curiosidad para eso.... lol

@ LG: hmmmmmm... i knew you were freaky, but I didnt know that you wore a thong and had a brazilian?!?!?!

my, my, my.. the things you learn on this foro... LOL!!!!

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"JAJAJAJAJAJ YA ME IMAGINE ESO JAJAJAJAAJ DAMN JAJAJAAJAJAJAJ"

yaaahhh, let's not imagine too much - almost lunch time!

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Originally posted by: LGigolo

"save some of that naughty imagination for Freaky Friday... (chances are someone who wears a tanga, MAY have brazilian, otherwise you might see Fidel's barbas snkeaking out) "

JAJAJAJAJAJ YA ME IMAGINE ESO JAJAJAJAAJ DAMN JAJAJAAJAJAJAJ

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"I would love 2 see that jajaja damn solo de imaginarmelo jajaja "

save some of that naughty imagination for Freaky Friday... (chances are someone who wears a tanga, MAY have brazilian, otherwise you might see Fidel's barbas snkeaking out)

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"lol.u guys are too much "

4 Real jajaaj tell me que tu no tienes curiosidad 2 jajaajaj

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"I would love 2 see that jajaja damn solo de imaginarmelo jajaja "

lol.
u guys are too much

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"a brazilian perhaps..................jajajajajajaja"

I would love 2 see that jajaja damn solo de imaginarmelo jajaja

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a brazilian perhaps..................jajajajajajaja

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"I tought it was going to be a hair cut......................LMAO not really...YO tambien soy mal pensado"

Hair cut jajajaj damn que clase de hair cut sera ese jajajaaj

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"I tought it was going to be a hair cut......................LMAO not really...YO tambien soy mal pensado"

must be a central american trait.. lol JOKES!

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"okay... si soy malpensada then... "

I think we all are, we are so quick 2 judge...........


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I tought it was going to be a hair cut......................LMAO


not really...YO tambien soy mal pensado



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okay... si soy malpensada then...

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a girls first time


It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

;refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

PERVERT

I know what you were thinking!





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