quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "What the Fack is up with this threads lately... if they don't end up in sex talk, nowadays they ending up in RAG-time of the month talk! Sh!kes~ "
LOL .....
but in this foro u can always expect the unexpected....
quote: Originally posted by: Miel " Matar a besos,.. mordiscones,.. caricias ,. etc ,. etc,. ha eso te refieres Confesiones verdad??? o a matarlos a batazos ,.. balasos,.. patazos,.. and so on"
hey hun' todo depende de la ocacion y del DELITO!! LOL hahahahahhhhaaaaaaaa
quote: Originally posted by: Miel " Matar a besos,.. mordiscones,.. caricias ,. etc ,. etc,. ha eso te refieres Confesiones verdad??? o a matarlos a batazos ,.. balasos,.. patazos,.. and so on"
quote: Originally posted by: Confesiones " Subject: Words women use! Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh. BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF.AWOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER. I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOWTO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUSt BETTER RICH. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOWTO USE IT. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILLNOT WIN. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.And last but not least:IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. Send this to your friends and brighten their day! "
Woman can't live with them, but can live without them... por eso las quiero
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh.
BEHIND EVERYSUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF.
AWOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER.
I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN.SOME THINGS ARE JUSt BETTER RICH.
I'M OUT OF ESTROGENAnd I HAVE A GUN.
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDEAND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILLNOT WIN.
ALL STRESSED OUTAND NO ONE TO CHOKE. And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
true... I forget about THAT time of the month...... but other than that..don't u just love being a woman....
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X@vier "
Pero que lindo ser mujer....
hahahahahhhhaaaaaaaa
I like that, un borrador! 
