If you think YOUR life is bad.....

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes four minutes to get hard.

Only two minutes to get soft.

You share your box with 11 other guys

But worst of all..

the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Pass this around to someone who
you feel can use a good lay,

I mean day!!!!!

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
turn to share the fun ! send this to someone you want
to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...
in other words send it to everyone.

We all need to smile every once in a while.