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My dear Chale -tanga.  I tried to find more info but I did't find that atalaya or despertad where I read about it.  HOwever, I found out a bit on how the thing goes.


Well, tere are several types of caballitos, the process is basically the same.


FIrst, caballito and caballita get romantic (they are monogamous wow), then they coil their tails. Somehow, the caballita lay her eggs inside a pouch that caballito has (similar to that of the canguro).  He gets a releaf of course in order to fertilize the eggs.


Between 200 and 250 eggs enter inside the "pouch" of caballito where they are incubated,for some caballitos it takes about 21 days.


Finally, caballito pare, this process may last up to two days.


For more info in spanish visit:  WWW.marenostrum.org/caballitos/kudableeker.html


 I certainly wouldn't like to be one of those caballitos, but you see, there is justice in this world after all, jajaja. (some species had to pay a little karma for everybody else



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Chale I've been looking for the atalaya where I read that article.  I'm not a Witness but certainly hace interesting staff in those publications.  I'll keep looking.

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LOL!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
but how bout this... instead of 50/50, how bout we carry the extra pounds around for the 9 months and then the boys get to have the priviledge of the birth pains....

I like this idea better!!!

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@ Confesiones: Ok, I found the answer ... I don't see men having babies, but I do see and invention where instead of us ladies going through the labor pains the baby's daddy would. I mean it all fair in love and war right ... I mean the mother carries the child for 9 months there should be a breakthrough with the labor pains so it's all 50-50


So I can surely see this happening LOL!!! :


No More Labor Pains

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that he had invented a machine that would transfer a portion of the labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob at 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to bump the machine up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At 50% the husband was still holding up fine, since this was obviously helping out his wife he encouraged the doctor to transfer all of the pain.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were absolutely thrilled. Everything was great until they got home and found the mailman dead on their porch.


          


 



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Bueno that women can take pain more than men I agree ... Well, if this were to happen I mean the only way out pa la nena o nene would be caesarean so no 6 packs guys ... But I got a mental picture about a guy pregnant to funny!!!!

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"caballitos de mar machos paren caballitos, for real. I'm not sure how,i can find out. "
I heard that as well.
@ Torontotrucho, if you could find out how, that would be great!



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LOL yeap is true, I hear that too.


 


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caballitos de mar machos paren caballitos, for real. I'm not sure how,i can find out.




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It would sure make a lot of us, MEN, ptotect ourselves!!!  and it would be you, the women, doing the running around... lmao.


No, but seriously - I do what'chu'ma'call'it who was it, Lizandro Meza - Le doy gracias a mi mama, por haberme parido "macho" Don't have to deal with all that parto stuff and go through that agony women go through... mind you the bonding during pregnancy would be a plus, MAYBE - in someways



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" @Anonymous:  you seem dumb yourself - if you read the question properly, it is a HYPOTHESIS... since it may be too big a word for you here is the difinition... hypothesis: Something taken to be true for the purpose of argument or investigation; an assumption. "
my dear LGigolo...THX For THE CLARIFICATION....you are tha'bom!!

OBVIOUSLY this dumb ass (culo cagado de) ANONYMOUS, does need to read things properly THEN START THINKING about WHAT TO REPLY.....
HELLO??? buddy, are you new in TH.FORO LAND...???lol
i bet you are....

a otro punto....
SO muchachas.... what do  you all think??? hombres embarazados?

ps: no ofensa a nadie k?

-- Edited by Confesiones at 16:43, 2005-04-18

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" LOL good one LGigolo Read first anonymous Yesi"
Thanks Yesi...  and Anonymous: you should also REGISTER so that we know who we make fun or joke about! *jokes*

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" @Anonymous:  you seem dumb yourself - if you read the question properly, it is a HYPOTHESIS... since it may be too big a word for you here is the difinition... hypothesis: Something taken to be true for the purpose of argument or investigation; an assumption. "

LOL good one LGigolo


Read first anonymous


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" this is wrong against what God intended for the woman to do, they're stronger and can handle this. confesiones your dumb"

@Anonymous:  you seem dumb yourself - if you read the question properly, it is a HYPOTHESIS... since it may be too big a word for you here is the difinition...


hypothesis: Something taken to be true for the purpose of argument or investigation; an assumption.



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"Once I heard my step brother saying..."WHAT IF MEN WHERE TO GET PREGNANT INSTEAD??"..... i started laughing my c-u-l-o off!! then i said..."serias una ballena embarazada!!" lolno, no guys!! for real now!! what if there was a chanCe to "get them"-men- PREGNANT??!! LOL -- Edited by Confesiones at 16:15, 2005-04-18"

this is wrong against what God intended for the woman to do, they're stronger and can handle this.


confesiones your dumb



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"my first question that would come to mind is: "How the heck would the baby come out??? Si la mujer de luede por el frente, a un hombre lo mata... y bue... por el otro lado, quien quiere "cag_r" hijos!? LOL "

LOL you are so funny LOL


Cagar hijos them no way


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ouch!!!! It's bad enuff when you don't drink much water. Imagine that.

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"Once I heard my step brother saying..."WHAT IF MEN WHERE TO GET PREGNANT INSTEAD??"..... i started laughing my c-u-l-o off!! then i said..."serias una ballena embarazada!!" lolno, no guys!! for real now!! what if there was a change to "get them"-men- PREGNANT??!! LOL "
my first question that would come to mind is: "How the heck would the baby come out??? Si la mujer de luede por el frente, a un hombre lo mata... y bue... por el otro lado, quien quiere "cag_r" hijos!? LOL

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Once I heard my step brother saying...
"WHAT IF MEN WHERE TO GET PREGNANT INSTEAD??"
..... i started laughing my c-u-l-o off!!
then i said..."serias una ballena embarazada!!" lol

no, no guys!! for real now!!


what if there was a chanCe to "get them"-men- PREGNANT??!! LOL
 



-- Edited by Confesiones at 16:15, 2005-04-18

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