(((--Spanish Resume--))

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

RE: RE: RE: (((--Spanish Resume--))

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

quote:
Originally posted by: JOKER_ESCO
"jajajajaj r u 4 real jajaaaj"

Yup, for a second there, I thought you had a copy of MY resume...

haha

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

quote:
Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga
"YUP!Cept mine is: CHALE MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA TANGA... LOL!!!!"

jajajajaj r u 4 real jajaaaj

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

quote:
Originally posted by: DulceGalletita
"LOL!! Chale, she is almost named like you .... Long time I haven't type your FULL NAME jijijiji .... "

YUP!

Cept mine is: CHALE MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA REINA TANGA... LOL!!!!

DulceGalletita · Foro Master

LOL!! Chale, she is almost named like you .... Long time I haven't type your FULL NAME jijijiji ....

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

TOOO TOOO FUNNY!
Im cracking up at work!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

quote:
Originally posted by: Yesi
"LOL jejejejeje ok this was very funny. I am sending it to my friends Thanks Joker Yesi"

No problem yesi I am glad u like it.....

Yesi · Guru

LOL jejejejeje ok this was very funny. I am sending it to my friends

Thanks Joker

Yesi

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Spanish Resume

You have to be Spanish to appreciate this!!

Spanish Resume

MARTHA MARIA MIRANDA FIGUEROA DELACRUZ DE LOS SANTOS DE EL CAMINO DE LA
REINA
15 South Projectos,
Apartamento El Baisman
El Bronx, Nueva Jork,wung wung for sero sero
SELULA FON:(917) 555-5555
SELULA terned off but I will get de monee order tumoro

FON DE LA CASA: Neybor's fon, (788)999-9999 (mines is turnt off for me
no payin)

OBJECTED:
Wung day I wanna opin a Day Kare in mine apartment for teng kidz.

SKELLZ:
I wash my sisters kidz wheng she goes to de dancing at Latin Quarta,
shange the kidz pamperz, misk de milk and shocolate Quick in da botella
whilg I wash de novelas at de saing tine.

EJUCACION:
I grajuaded from fif grade. Deng I grajuated from aighf grade.Deng I
learned alot from my tia Juana, (she used to be my tio Juan) she let me
quik skool so she cood show me to babysit my cozins, Juan, Pito, Tito,
Flaco, Papo, Chavela, Chavelo, and! Yvette (dito, she dunt nose who her
papi iz)

WORK ESPERIENCE:
Wheng I got tired of babysittin, I woked in a fabrica sowing and
stealing dresses. Reason for leabing: My jefe Hector, tried to hit on me
and his woman Luz Maria caught himg. Deng I got anofa jub at B.I.M.
storez , i wuz eng charge of foldeng de genes. Reason for leabing: Tio
Juan died in my country and I hadda to go to de funeraria. I din't no
him, but I hadda to go for mortal support.So my jefe got mad and fired
me. Deng I stayed home and sold Abon.I hadda to quik becose I orderd
mucho stuff for my familia and dey didng paid. So weng Abon axed me furr
de monee I didng hab it. So I qualify to get my owng Day Care.My last
jub was at "My Baby Papi Day Care" I wached all the kidz for all the
moders who hadda to get on welfel.

REFERENCES:
Jus call the payfon ecross de estreet and ask anywung ebout MARIA LA
LOCA, dey tell ju all ebout mee

-- Edited by JOKER_ESCO at 12:38, 2005-04-18