quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "those are true friends.. ones that wont ever let you forget.. hahahmmmmmm... What are you trying to say?? (lol)"
Tell me about it, I'm going to hear about it for the rest of my life
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "LOL!! Oh oh!! You better ask around to make sure that nothing happened during htat time that you dont remember... LOL!Im guilty of number 4 and 6 Oh the stories!!!! LOL!!!i'm a loving drunk.. lol."
I can vouch for #4 for Chale ... I was present and yes girl WE LUV YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quote: Originally posted by: X4v13r " LOL!!!! I didn't need to ask, my friends made sure I know what happen hahaha.... when are u getting drunk again?? haha X@vier "
those are true friends.. ones that wont ever let you forget.. haha
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "LOL!! Oh oh!! You better ask around to make sure that nothing happened during htat time that you dont remember... LOL!Im guilty of number 4 and 6 Oh the stories!!!! LOL!!!i'm a loving drunk.. lol."
LOL!!!! I didn't need to ask, my friends made sure I know what happen hahaha....
quote: Originally posted by: X4v13r " LOL!!!!! this one is sooooo true, I had my friends stag this friday.....I can't remember parts of the night I was soooo drunk people thought i was the one getting married lol!!!! X@vier "
LOL!! Oh oh!! You better ask around to make sure that nothing happened during htat time that you dont remember... LOL!
Im guilty of number 4 and 6 Oh the stories!!!! LOL!!! i'm a loving drunk.. lol.
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga " 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in thetime-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."
LOL!!!!!
this one is sooooo true, I had my friends stag this friday.....I can't remember parts of the night I was soooo drunk people thought i was the one getting married lol!!!!
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "Too funny not to pass along:THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Specificity2. British Constitution3. Passive-aggressive disorderTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more beer for me.3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.New Alcohol Warning Labels:1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering whatthe hell happened to your bra.2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you arewhispering when you are not.3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancinglike a retard.4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell yourfriends over and over again that you love them.5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you cansing.6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe thatex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in themorning.7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you canlogically converse with other members of the opposite sex withoutspitting.8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you havemystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over inthe morning and see something really scary.10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause ofinexplicable rug burns on the forehead.11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion thatyou are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe youare invisible.13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think peopleare laughing WITH you 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in thetime-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy."
jajaj good one, I have one mote 2 post today I hope u guys like it...
quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "Too funny not to pass along:THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Specificity2. British Constitution3. Passive-aggressive disorderTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.2. Nope, no more beer for me.3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.New Alcohol Warning Labels:1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering whatthe hell happened to your bra.2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you arewhispering when you are not.3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancinglike a retard.4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell yourfriends over and over again that you love them.5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you cansing.6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe thatex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in themorning.7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you canlogically converse with other members of the opposite sex withoutspitting.8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you havemystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over inthe morning and see something really scary.10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause ofinexplicable rug burns on the forehead.11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion thatyou are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe youare invisible.13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think peopleare laughing WITH you 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in thetime-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy."
thk god .....i'm glad i don't drink at all....lol just juice...hmmm juice
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
New Alcohol Warning Labels:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. 4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. 6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. 7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. 8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. 9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. 10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. 11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. 15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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just keep it between us haha... X@vier "
me and u 
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