quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "Ummm, I remember when they use to show "Family Feud" on TV ... and this family was about to win they just needed an answer to steal the points from their opponents ... the question was: Name a fruit that starts with the letter A ... So some said apricot, apple, etc... but the leader of the group says " I got this one, I know!!" and they say ok your answer is ????????????? So the man says ok ok, it's ARANGE LOL pobresitoo ... This episode is a classic ... I was like LOL"
I didn't watch this, but a co-worker told us about this at one of our weekly meetings, and she's a good story-teller, I found it hilarious.
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quote: Originally posted by: Chale_Tanga "Here's one: Last Child Support Payment - Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face. So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the spression on yo face. "
Ummm, I remember when they use to show "Family Feud" on TV ... and this family was about to win they just needed an answer to steal the points from their opponents ... the question was: Name a fruit that starts with the letter A ... So some said apricot, apple, etc... but the leader of the group says " I got this one, I know!!" and they say ok your answer is ????????????? So the man says ok ok, it's ARANGE LOL pobresitoo ...
I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn
payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face.
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the spression on yo face.
quote: Originally posted by: Shorty LUV "Ghetto Spelling Bee For the Linguists Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me i! f I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide." "
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for the laugh !!!
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Thanks for the laugh !!! 
