quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "That is so, I've kinda molded my mom a bit ... My dad he's his own novela I LOVE him too and if he would read this me mata LOL ... Simple thing as washing dishes, I have 2 brothers so hey they can wash them too ... or cooking yeah I cook and am nice sometimes but come on guys cook too or can learn ... "
I don't mind the cooking - but NO washing dishes, please... LOL - - - I'd rather cook for 2 hours than wash dishes for 10 minutes.
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quote: Originally posted by: PRINCESSA " Hahaha.....this is too crazy. I also have two brothers. Are you from Ecuador?? Ya.......diffrence I Never do anything like cleaning or washing for them or for anyone. If anything my brother will cook for me, he knows how to, but ME "I Don't Think So" that aint happening. Again I can't cook, I hate cleaning (I'm allergic to dust), washing dishes (that's why dishwasher exsist, so no issues there). OMG......I'll get it harsh when i get married. LOL, LOL, LOL."
Con rason sos una PRINCESSA!!! LMAO U AND confundida are the same!!! lmao
quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "That is so, I've kinda molded my mom a bit ... My dad he's his own novela I LOVE him too and if he would read this me mata LOL ... Simple thing as washing dishes, I have 2 brothers so hey they can wash them too ... or cooking yeah I cook and am nice sometimes but come on guys cook too or can learn ... "
Hahaha.....this is too crazy. I also have two brothers. Are you from Ecuador??
Ya.......diffrence I Never do anything like cleaning or washing for them or for anyone. If anything my brother will cook for me, he knows how to, but ME "I Don't Think So" that aint happening.
Again I can't cook, I hate cleaning (I'm allergic to dust), washing dishes (that's why dishwasher exsist, so no issues there). OMG......I'll get it harsh when i get married. LOL, LOL, LOL.
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"Ecuador my life, football my passion, the cup my goal"I'M NOT SPOILED, I'M A PRINCESSA !!
quote: Originally posted by: PRINCESSA " LMAO........HEY THIS SOUNDS TO MUCH LIKE MY MOM & HOME. TOO FUNNY. MY FAMILY IS BEEN IN CANADA OVER 30 YEARS & THEY CAN'T CHANGE THIER MENTALLITY. IT'S OK THEY CAN BE ANNOYING IN TIMES BUT THEY ARE GREAT PARENTS. "
That is so, I've kinda molded my mom a bit ... My dad he's his own novela I LOVE him too and if he would read this me mata LOL ... Simple thing as washing dishes, I have 2 brothers so hey they can wash them too ... or cooking yeah I cook and am nice sometimes but come on guys cook too or can learn ...
quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "Some parts of the world Gigolo? Try my home LOL ... Hay no my mamita bella 150% still traditional and old-fashioned but I LOVE her !!!! "
LMAO........HEY THIS SOUNDS TO MUCH LIKE MY MOM & HOME.
TOO FUNNY.
MY FAMILY IS BEEN IN CANADA OVER 30 YEARS & THEY CAN'T CHANGE THIER MENTALLITY.
IT'S OK THEY CAN BE ANNOYING IN TIMES BUT THEY ARE GREAT PARENTS.
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"Ecuador my life, football my passion, the cup my goal"I'M NOT SPOILED, I'M A PRINCESSA !!
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo "And I love being a man. I think - like anything else - both have their advantages and disadvantatges. Since la revolucion / liberacion femenina and women taking charge (in many different ways) in the modern world - it's not so bad being a woman anymore... I think our great grandmothers, grandmothers and even mothers had it a lil rougher than today's women... at least in North America - some parts of the world it's still traditional and old-fashioned."
quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo " I think our great grandmothers, grandmothers and even mothers had it a lil rougher than today's women... at least in North America - some parts of the world it's still traditional and old-fashioned."
Some parts of the world Gigolo? Try my home LOL ... Hay no my mamita bella 150% still traditional and old-fashioned but I LOVE her !!!!
quote: Originally posted by: QUE chula LINDA " LOL so true Bueno, pero I love being a woman "
And I love being a man. I think - like anything else - both have their advantages and disadvantatges. Since la revolucion / liberacion femenina and women taking charge (in many different ways) in the modern world - it's not so bad being a woman anymore... I think our great grandmothers, grandmothers and even mothers had it a lil rougher than today's women... at least in North America - some parts of the world it's still traditional and old-fashioned.
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quote: Originally posted by: LGigolo " That's ok - I will do the English Translation for you - BUT it will be from the MAN's PERSPECTIVE, which is the one that is ALWAYS right COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves." You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles-add character. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Porn movies are designed with you in mind. Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You can go to a public toilet without a support group. You can leave the motel bed unmade. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can still be friends. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. Everything on your face stays its original color. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me. No maxi-pads. You don't mooch off other's desserts. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December24th, in minutes. The world is your urinal "
quote: Originally posted by: QUE chula LINDA "TAken from another site: Si eres estudiante, estás sentada en la nota. Que nosotras conseguimos amigos de inmediato. Si sales a cenar con un hombre y después del postre vas al baño, al volver la cena estará pagada. Si te pones insoportable tienes la excusa del ciclo menstrual. En caso de siniestro, siempre las damas primero. Tenemos el privilegio de cambiar de opinión... a cada instante. Llorar no es un tabú. No tener que haber terminado la escuela, para poder ser secretaria ejecutiva. No somos como los hombres, que se parecen a los espermas... de un millon sólo sirve uno. Puedes conocer gente interesante en las colas del water. Simpre nos perdonan con una carita de buena. Puedes fingir múltiples orgasmos. Sooo true!!! LOL Girls can get away with everything Sorry I can;t really translate this in English"
That's ok - I will do the English Translation for you - BUT it will be from the MAN's PERSPECTIVE, which is the one that is ALWAYS right
COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A MAN
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves."
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Same work ... more pay.
Wrinkles-add character.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to ask you, "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, you can still be friends.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking ''He must be mad at me.
No maxi-pads.
You don't mooch off other's desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December24th, in minutes.
The world is your urinal
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
This thread reminds me of a joke about both, men and women, being like wine:
WOMEN on MEN: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."
MEN on WOMEN: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
Originally posted by: QUE chula LINDA "TAken from another site: Si eres estudiante, estás sentada en la nota. Que nosotras conseguimos amigos de inmediato. Si sales a cenar con un hombre y después del postre vas al baño, al volver la cena estará pagada. Si te pones insoportable tienes la excusa del ciclo menstrual. En caso de siniestro, siempre las damas primero. Tenemos el privilegio de cambiar de opinión... a cada instante. Llorar no es un tabú. No tener que haber terminado la escuela, para poder ser secretaria ejecutiva. No somos como los hombres, que se parecen a los espermas... de un millon sólo sirve uno. Puedes conocer gente interesante en las colas del water. Simpre nos perdonan con una carita de buena. Puedes fingir múltiples orgasmos. Sooo true!!! LOL Girls can get away with everything Sorry I can;t really translate this in English"
This is soooo true, especially the last one... Que precioso ser mujer!!!!
quote: Originally posted by: DulceGalletita "LOL!! No sabia lo de ir al baño despues del postre jajaja ... Now I know, thanks QueChulaLinda ... I took notes jajaja ... ummm, pero que es "la cola del water" "
LOL!! No sabia lo de ir al baño despues del postre jajaja ... Now I know, thanks QueChulaLinda ... I took notes jajaja ... ummm, pero que es "la cola del water"
I LOVE him too and if he would read this me mata LOL ... Simple thing as washing dishes, I have 2 brothers so hey they can wash them too ... or cooking yeah I cook and am nice sometimes but come on guys cook too or can learn ... "
Sorry I can;t really translate this in English"
....you most likely can get away with Murder.
