One evening the father started arguing with his wife

The fight went on for an hour. Later on that evening the father

Decide that he could no longer fight so he decided that it was best

If he left the house! Typical of a man! The only option was his son

He called him up  and say” son I’m out of the house”

“I would like to spend the night over your place” The son paused for

A while and say” hold on Dad” seconds later he came back and says "alright"

Come on over. The son tried and tried to convince his father to go back home

 But he wouldn’t change his mind. The evening ended” the son say ok dad I’m off to bed

I’ll see you in the morning. Later that evening his father got up to use the bathroom. The father was

screaming his lugs out calling his son” son, son, come help me” he replies back and says, where are you?

The father says I’m in the bathroom, he comes in and his father’s ass was half in the toilet, he says but

“dad” how did you come to fall in” the father replies back to him and says” I didn’t come to fall in I came

to take a ****” lol