On a less serious note:

Sarah Palin was seated next to little Johnny on an airplane trip back
to Washington .

She turned to little Johnny and said 'Let's talk. I've heard that the
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.'

TLittle Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and
said to The Palin, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said The Palin. 'How About What Changes I Should
Help Make to America '? and she smiles.

'OK,' little Johnny says. 'That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first...A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

Palin, visibly surprised by little Johnny's intelligence, thinks about
it for a second and finally says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which little Johnny replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to help
change America when you don't know SH IT ?'



-- Edited by LGigolo at 12:57, 2008-10-27