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Q:  How far can you walk into a forest?




answer:  Halfway, because otherwise you'll be walking out chew.gif


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Cyber Exhibitionism! blankstare.gifashamed.gif

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step into my office please biggrin



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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around does it still make a noice

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latina4evrgp wrote:

@ LG.....lol  Can I be the naughty Monja chew.gif  I'm not touching religion....no way. 




If you're not touching religion and your a naughty Monja what WILL you be touching? giggle.gif

 



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Q:  How far can you walk into a forest?


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@ LG.....lol  Can I be the naughty Monja chew.gif  I'm not touching religion....no way. 






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If my roaster laid an egg on your side of the fence.. Who does the egg belong too...


If and electric train is going north and south... Which way is the smoke going..



1-Rooster don't laid eggs
2-electric trains don't make smoke unless the train is on fire LOL



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If my roaster laid an egg on your side of the fence.. Who does the egg belong too...


If and electric train is going north and south... Which way is the smoke going..

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I think someone just fell into Duro's trap giggle.gif

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What's heavier a pound of gold or a pound of feathers


A pound of anything is going to weight just THAT - a pound exactly.  However a pound of gold would be much smaller than a pound of feathers for feathers are lighter and it would take more space to pile up a whole pound.

 



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I have  to agree w/ LG....God made everything in 2.  So first came then chicken then the egg.   However, that's only if you believe biblical side of it.

So the Darwin theory for me is out. 


Let's not preach too much religion here... Otherwise we'll be better known as El Cura y La Monja! biggrin.gif


LOL


-- Edited by RazorbladeKiss at 10:40, 2008-09-26

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I have  to agree w/ LG....God made everything in 2.  So first came then chicken then the egg.   However, that's only if you believe biblical side of it.

So the Darwin theory for me is out. 


Let's not preach too much religion here... Otherwise we'll be better known as El Cura y La Monja! biggrin.gif

 



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I have  to agree w/ LG....God made everything in 2.  So first came then chicken then the egg.   However, that's only if you believe biblical side of it.

So the Darwin theory for me is out. 

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Who hasn't read the book The Origin of Species?biggrin

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LGigolo wrote:

I think THAT is very insulting to the poor innocent chimps! no.gif



Chimps have the intelligence of a 3 year old!

 


and that is much brighter that YKW!

 



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I think THAT is very insulting to the poor innocent chimps! no.gif



Chimps have the intelligence of a 3 year old!



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I think THAT is very insulting to the poor innocent chimps! no.gif

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gwapa.jpgGod wrote:

Dogo wrote:
Since this came up. I'm curious... do you (anyone) believe in Darwin's theory of evolution? or.....



No, Danny's comments make me believe that Darwin's theory doesn't apply for some individuals they are still stuck in the chimpance stage.

-- Edited by God at 08:02, 2008-09-26
gwapa.jpgLOL


-- Edited by RazorbladeKiss at 10:02, 2008-09-26

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latina4evrgp wrote:

If I was in the middle of the forest at night which way would lead me out?



eat some shrooms, follow the white rabbit, it will lead you out!


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Since this came up. I'm curious... do you (anyone) believe in Darwin's theory of evolution? or.....

 


No, Danny's comments make me believe that Darwin's theory doesn't apply for some individuals they are still stuck in the chimpance stage.

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RazorbladeKiss wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


RazorbladeKiss wrote:

which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 



The correct answer is the chicken! nod.gif


Oh yeah are where did the chicken come from lol



God populated the earth with animals - including the chicken... the chicken puso huevo and made more chickens... tah dah! hmm

Do YOU really believe in that biblical explaination???



Since this came up. I'm curious... do you (anyone) believe in Darwin's theory of evolution? or.....



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which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



 masturbation


you are so random LOL



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which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



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that is the ONLY explanation for the chicken and egg dilemma! biggrin.gif

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LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


RazorbladeKiss wrote:

which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 



The correct answer is the chicken! nod.gif


Oh yeah are where did the chicken come from lol



God populated the earth with animals - including the chicken... the chicken puso huevo and made more chickens... tah dah! hmm

Do YOU really believe in that biblical explaination???



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The second question...well leprechauns like POT lol

 


We have a few on foro. giggle.gif

 



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LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


RazorbladeKiss wrote:

which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 



The correct answer is the chicken! nod.gif


Oh yeah are where did the chicken come from lol

 


God populated the earth with animals - including the chicken... the chicken puso huevo and made more chickens... tah dah! hmm

 



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why does the sky look blue and when you're up in the air it looks white?

Why do they say there is a pot at the end of the rainbow?


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on the first question the answer is on google LOL

The second question...well leprechauns like POT lol



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@ Lg  .....well it's easier to see in the day.  At night who knows but yeah you're right.   Which star should I follow? lol


I don't think any star would be lost with you... but if you have a choice, follow Angelina Jolie!  AT least that would be MY choice (who cares even if we get MORE lost hump.gif)

 



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LGigolo wrote:

latina4evrgp wrote:


RazorbladeKiss wrote:

which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 



The correct answer is the chicken! nod.gif


Oh yeah are where did the chicken come from lol



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@ Lg  .....well it's easier to see in the day.  At night who knows but yeah you're right.   Which star should I follow? lol

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latina4evrgp wrote:

 

RazorbladeKiss wrote:

which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 

 


The correct answer is the chicken! nod.gif

 



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which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused



lol  I actually had a whole debate about that one!  Darn it! 



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latina4evrgp wrote:

If I was in the middle of the forest at night which way would lead me out?


it's irrelevant whether it's during the day or night... the way out wouldn't change. hmm

 



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why does the sky look blue and when you're up in the air it looks white?

Why do they say there is a pot at the end of the rainbow?

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which came first? The chicken or the huevo?confused

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is the glass of water 1/2 full or 1/2 empty???



 its always half full.

 

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RazorbladeKiss wrote:

is the glass of water 1/2 full or 1/2 empty???



 depents, before or after you drink it biggrin



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lol I'd probably cry!

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is the glass of water 1/2 full or 1/2 empty???

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it doesn't matter u r in the middle.

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latina4evrgp wrote:

If I was in the middle of the forest at night which way would lead me out?



eat some shrooms, follow the white rabbit, it will lead you out!



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