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Estos Chinitos si que se pasan!!!

Also... this explains why MiMi has been MIA! nod.gif

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biggrin what's wrong with men these days?! Humping horses, benches...




 Men?!?!?! uh if u type woman and horse sex porn u'll find way more clips than men humpin horses.



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round 1 fight! popcorn.gif



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que QUE?!

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PlayDead wrote:

biggrin what's wrong with men these days?! Humping horses, benches...




 evileyenot men.
only people like Dogo do things like this.



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biggrin what's wrong with men these days?! Humping horses, benches...

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I guess he took "bench warming" literally

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lmao!

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Damn... dumb, dumb, dumb!

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i know some guys can get very desperate but this is a little too much rofl.gif

watch the video u can hear the guy crying lol

 

 

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

You can see a news video on it here.

 

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~X



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