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hey unless your sperm flies all the way to my fallopian tubes...biggrinLMAO POtent sperm...



my swimmers are strong! but... not that strong.. lol

ha ha ha ha I picture bottles of Miguel's sperm for salebiggrin



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hey unless your sperm flies all the way to my fallopian tubes...biggrinLMAO POtent sperm...

 




my swimmers are strong! but... not that strong.. lol

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I think danny boy is Bisexual...smile

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danny boy




He'd do her. biggrin.gif

He'd do ANything! lmao.gif



from experience?
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I dunno you tell me!? biggrin

I only say it 'cause the many girls and boys that have come and said so on foro.

 



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danny boy




He'd do her.  biggrin.gif

He'd do ANything! lmao.gif



from experience?
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nope, he's into older way older women...I'm not into chiquillos

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danny boy

 



He'd do her.  biggrin.gif

He'd do ANything! lmao.gif

 



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que tu rombone esta rusty? ja ja ja ja ja get some lube

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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



he wouldnt dare to get near it.



he's afraid he might knock me up




Even though I have learned TODAY that pregnancy doesn't happen anally, I don't want your mud in my helmet! hmmblankstare


come on Giggy some sexy scat sex does't hurt...biggrin

 



You'd probably enjoy that rusty thrombone a bit too much! giggle.gif

 



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naughties, play nice.

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LGigolo wrote:

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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



he wouldnt dare to get near it.



he's afraid he might knock me up




Even though I have learned TODAY that pregnancy doesn't happen anally, I don't want your mud in my helmet! hmm  blankstare


come on Giggy some sexy scat sex does't hurt...biggrin



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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



he wouldnt dare to get near it.



he's afraid he might knock me up

 



Even though I have learned TODAY that pregnancy doesn't happen anally, I don't want your mud in my helmet! hmm  blankstare

 



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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



  he wouldnt dare to get near it.



he's afraid he might knock me up



or that he might get knocked OUT after round 1.



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Chuck wrote:

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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



  he wouldnt dare to get near it.



he's afraid he might knock me up



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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



  he wouldnt dare to get near it.



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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif




Giggy what part of KISS MY ASS don't you understand?



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@Jinx: Don't forget to call Maury to cancel your appearance on the show! biggrin.gif

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hey it wasn't me! i left Toronto two months ago!!! LOL :)



She has still been talking about taking you to the Maury Povich show for the taping or "Are you the Baby's Daddy? # 56454" biggrin


Shut up! lol boo.gif



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hey it wasn't me! i left Toronto two months ago!!! LOL :)




hey unless your sperm flies all the way to my fallopian tubes...biggrinLMAO POtent sperm...



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hey it wasn't me! i left Toronto two months ago!!! LOL :)



She has still been talking about taking you to the Maury Povich show for the taping or "Are you the Baby's Daddy? # 56454" biggrin

 



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hey it wasn't me! i left Toronto two months ago!!! LOL :)

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@Migui & Jinx: What will you call it if it's a boy/girl? Start thinking names! blankstare.gif

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Dirty dirty dirty


hey we don't know that yet! ha ha.



True!  There is still a chance hump.gif



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hey we don't know that yet! ha ha.

 



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ahem, of course is not yours the dates don't match and besides I never met you babes! (although I always wanted to bang you silly like a salvation army drum)biggrin


like a salvation army drum? that's kinda hot.. biggrin


You are hitting on a pregnant woman blankstare

Dirty dirty dirty

@Jinx....ugh I would expect more from a Sue Johansen such as yourself.  Well I hope you are not pregnant.  You should really wait until you actually want a baby.  Let's hopes it's nothing.



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ahem, of course is not yours the dates don't match and besides I never met you babes! (although I always wanted to bang you silly like a salvation army drum)biggrin

 



like a salvation army drum? that's kinda hot.. biggrin

 



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Chile, I thought I  put my diaphragm on, I was such in a hurry that morning to get to work...anyways I'm getting my results today



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it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




ahem, of course is not yours the dates don't match and besides I never met you babes! (although I always wanted to bang you silly like a salvation army drum)biggrin



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being a parent is the best thing.. i've been one since i was 18 and its the best feeling




aww awww so how many baby mommas do you have?biggrin



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Place a hidden camera, tape the reaction, and post it on foro... We all wanna see it! ashamed.gif




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getting pregnant at any age, whether you are 15,28,30 or 40, is not stupid. unwanted pregnancies happen at any age. i know women who got pregnant by "accident" at the age of 40s. it could happen to anyone. now at that age i heard is called "menopause".
But i can tell you, i wouldnt want to spend my seniour years raising crib midgets.

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it wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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being a parent is the best thing.. i've been one since i was 18 and its the best feeling

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I think that getting preggers at any age, without being prepared, is a bad move (I mean you know @18 just as well as @ 28 what it takes to get preggers) However, I think the "stupid" comment are really judgemental and unfair, without knowing the circumstances.
I'm pretty sure we've all had our scares, when it comes to that. Whether it ended in pregnancy or not

-- Edited by Dogo at 16:24, 2008-06-16



It wasn't rape...we know that much.  We also know that playdead (jinx) is a freaking expert in ANYthing having to do with sex including NOT getting pregnant.




Apparently not! biggrin.gif

Sh*t happens. It wouldn't be the first "sex expert" or pregnancy phobic (whatever that word is, if there is one) that gets pregnant

I know people that, for example, cannot be on/use the pill... I also know people that are alergic to latex... which isn't really an excuse, but their chances of having an "accident" are greater. It also wouldn't be the first woman that gets pregnant while being on the pill or has a condom break/leak 



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I think that getting preggers at any age, without being prepared, is a bad move (I mean you know @18 just as well as @ 28 what it takes to get preggers) However, I think the "stupid" comment are really judgemental and unfair, without knowing the circumstances.
I'm pretty sure we've all had our scares, when it comes to that. Whether it ended in pregnancy or not

-- Edited by Dogo at 16:24, 2008-06-16



It wasn't rape...we know that much.  We also know that playdead (jinx) is a freaking expert in ANYthing having to do with sex including NOT getting pregnant.



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I think that getting preggers at any age, without being prepared, is a bad move (I mean you know @18 just as well as @ 28 what it takes to get preggers) However, I think the "stupid" comment are really judgemental and unfair, without knowing the circumstances.
I'm pretty sure we've all had our scares, when it comes to that. Whether it ended in pregnancy or not

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Good for u!!

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Chuck wrote:

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Yes I am... Best thing in the world! w00t.gif

I know the last option... yeap.




I am scared to tell him that I might be preggers, because If I tell him I don't know how he is going to react...



Wow!  I don't mean to be rude but for someone who knows a hell of a lot about sex....why make such a stupid mistake.weirdface

If you are 28 then it's a bit silly to get pregnant when you don't want to.hmm

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conceiving a child is stupid?
anyhow, if you are not ready, then chances are he aint eigther.
go to a doctor and see what happens.



Of course conceiving a child is not stupid IF you do it on purpose!!!!

I think that at 28 (and being a freaking sex expert like Playdead) it is stupid to get preggers by "accident" ..........sorry if that sounds rude but it's what I think..



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conceiving = NOT the stupid part.
ALLOWING it to happen at age 28 = Maybe, specially if it's a second time. hmm

I see Chile's point... at that age we're all old enough and should know better.  That's why I practice abstinence! biggrin

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Chilenita wrote:

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Yes I am... Best thing in the world! w00t.gif

I know the last option... yeap.




I am scared to tell him that I might be preggers, because If I tell him I don't know how he is going to react...



Wow!  I don't mean to be rude but for someone who knows a hell of a lot about sex....why make such a stupid mistake.weirdface

If you are 28 then it's a bit silly to get pregnant when you don't want to.hmm

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conceiving a child is stupid?
anyhow, if you are not ready, then chances are he aint eigther.
go to a doctor and see what happens.



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Hey 28 is a good age to have children smile. You have to start somewhere right ?

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Yes I am... Best thing in the world! w00t.gif

I know the last option... yeap.




I am scared to tell him that I might be preggers, because If I tell him I don't know how he is going to react...



Wow!  I don't mean to be rude but for someone who knows a hell of a lot about sex....why make such a stupid mistake.weirdface

If you are 28 then it's a bit silly to get pregnant when you don't want to.hmm

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some men are just not into being a father, they just want to b free

 




 mmm nahhh I'm a father I love my kids BUT I love being un-commited. Being a single father is the sweetest thing.



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Hey, you're not the only one and you did what you felt was right for you at the time... What's done, is done.



 how stressed could he be anyway. maybe he'd like the idea of being a father. what do you know?!

true, but men are strange creatures...




... says a woman.... hmm.gif



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Hey, you're not the only one and you did what you felt was right for you at the time... What's done, is done.



 how stressed could he be anyway. maybe he'd like the idea of being a father. what do you know?!

true, but men are strange creatures...




elaborate please!



some men are just not into being a father, they just want to be free



so does having a child means, no more freedom?
are you serious?!  forget it then.



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Being a parent for the first time sure is scary - the responsibilities that come along with it are huge; but the rewards far outweight them and I wouldn't change it for the world!



LMAO

now you have a candidate.  babysitter available. there you go playdead.







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