How did you learn about the finer points of sex? Maybe you watched that awkward sex education video that was filmed a good 20 years before your time and made sex out to be a clinical and methodical process. Some schools had in-class demonstrations of your 60-something teacher delicately peeling a condom down over a banana like some giant, yellow (and slightly curved) penis. The mere thought of that image alone is enough to remain celibate and move to a monastery in Tibet for the rest of your life! Other people found out about sex by getting stuck in to a good old fumble session in the drama studio during a free period. Whatever your story, its likely you had the talk from your old man at some point as well.

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#10 - Sex Fetishes
I really wish my father had told me what a fetish was before I started having sex. The first time a woman asked me if I was into Formicophilia I thought she was speaking Italian to me.

#9 - Its not like a porno movie
Imagine my surprise when, after years of watching Jenna Jameson bounce up and down on multiple guys and screaming with pleasure, I finally lost my virginity to a shy little red head with a freckled face, glasses and braces on her teeth.

#8 - Pace yourself
As a knock-on effect of the porn delusions I suffered from, I thought that going at it hammer-and-tongs for long periods of time was the norm.

#7 - Headaches are no excuse not to have sex
At 21, my girlfriend of the time regularly used to tell me she wasnt in the mood for a bit of nookie because she had a headache. New evidence has come to light though which says that the female orgasm releases endorphins (a natural painkiller).

#6 - Threesomes are not as common as you think
A combination of porn and true story articles in Maxim and FHM had me growing up thinking that a threesome was a natural part of everyday life and would happen regularly.

#5 - Impotence is a grounds for divorce
In over 20 states in America, impotence can be cited as the grounds for a marriage breakdown and subsequent divorce. Im sure a few wealthy businessmen who didnt see the need for a pre-nup are now kicking themselves for their shortsightedness.

#4 - Most women need clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm
What? My dad never told me that. All these years Ive been performing the sexual equivalent of stuffing a turkey and I never knew it.

#3 - Your penis can explode
Ive watched an entire TV documentary on sex disasters and things that go wrong during sex and it has changed the way I look at sex forever. I remember one in particular involving a Romanian man and his sexy 18 year-old girlfriend.

#2 - Only 1 in 400 men can give themselves oral sex
While its not surprising that only 1 man out of every 400 has the size and/or flexibility to perform fellatio on themselves, what is really embarrassing is that most of, if not all of, the 400 men have tried to give themselves oral.

#1 - Men have a G-spot too
Men actually have a spot which, when stimulated, can induce pleasure in much the same way as the female G-spot. The irony of this is that to pleasure ourselves in this way we have to explore areas of our body that most straight men would prefer not to explore.


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