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Have you ever farted en un elevador lleno y pusistes la cara de "yo no fui"?biggrin I have ha ha ha ha

 



That was you playdead.....Chuca!!!! blehbleh I walked into this eleveator last week as this guy was coming out it was the 21 floor of the building ... i tell you that mothafluky was sick!! As i was going down 4 floors bellow 3 ladies got in .... Who do you think they blame 4 the smell!!!!!biggrinweirdface

 



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Today there was a couple arguing in Portuguese in the elevator, the woman was crying and they were screaming, instead of getting out at the lobby I pressed the 9th floor

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I farted once in the elevator, it was empty though, but as the elevator approached the lobby, i got off in the 2nd or 3rd floor so noone would know it was me... it was preety toxic i must say...



Have you ever farted en un elevador lleno y pusistes la cara de "yo no fui"?biggrin I have ha ha ha ha



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Cordoba_D wrote:

i bumped into a hot co-worker in the elevator...only awkward moment i had was when i was cought staring at their tits....and she gave me a lookfuriousblankstare....i got all shy smiled and walked out lolbiggrin

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:14, 2007-12-12

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:14, 2007-12-12

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:15, 2007-12-12



Why didn't you take a picture with your phone!? YOU SUCK!biggrin



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I think I need to stop saying hi and smiling to people when they get on the elevator, because I always get on  awkward situations that I dont know how to handle. Past Friday I got asked out on a date by this weird little wanksta who was visiting his buddy, I told him I was taken but he wouldn't leave me alone, I had to get out on the 6th floor instead of my floor! How do you guys deal with those situations? and has anyone else had a awkard moment in an elevator?blankstare


-- Edited by PlayDead at 20:26, 2007-12-11


I would say: "I'm a DUDE, dude!! WTF is wrong with you???
THen I'd say: "Sorry Caliche, but I don't swing that way" blankstare








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I thought of that but the guy kept saying gibbrish with the lines like :"Hey ma' something something" Seriously when men can't pronounce words properly and speak like they have a hot potato in their mouth I just look at them with a blank stare! I don't speak STREET Ghetto talk speak to me in plain old ENGLISH!blankstare



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i bumped into a hot co-worker in the elevator...only awkward moment i had was when i was cought staring at their tits....and she gave me a lookfuriousblankstare....i got all shy smiled and walked out lolbiggrin

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:14, 2007-12-12

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:14, 2007-12-12

-- Edited by Cordoba_D at 00:15, 2007-12-12

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PlayDead wrote:

I think I need to stop saying hi and smiling to people when they get on the elevator, because I always get on  awkward situations that I dont know how to handle. Past Friday I got asked out on a date by this weird little wanksta who was visiting his buddy, I told him I was taken but he wouldn't leave me alone, I had to get out on the 6th floor instead of my floor! How do you guys deal with those situations? and has anyone else had a awkard moment in an elevator?blankstare


-- Edited by PlayDead at 20:26, 2007-12-11


I would say: "I'm a DUDE, dude!! WTF is wrong with you???
THen I'd say: "Sorry Caliche, but I don't swing that way" blankstare








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I farted once in the elevator, it was empty though, but as the elevator approached the lobby, i got off in the 2nd or 3rd floor so noone would know it was me... it was preety toxic i must say...

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I think I need to stop saying hi and smiling to people when they get on the elevator, because I always get on  awkward situations that I dont know how to handle. Past Friday I got asked out on a date by this weird little wanksta who was visiting his buddy, I told him I was taken but he wouldn't leave me alone, I had to get out on the 6th floor instead of my floor! How do you guys deal with those situations? and has anyone else had a awkard moment in an elevator?blankstare


-- Edited by PlayDead at 20:26, 2007-12-11

-- Edited by PlayDead at 07:05, 2007-12-13

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