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is ok LGigolo you can't always get it your way wink so don't be angry just because you are trying and can't understand it, see you bye.gif

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yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano



WTF? Lo que??????????????????????????? confused.gif



don't get involved wink




I already did.  Trying to understand THAT STATEMENT.

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Salsera de Corazon wrote:

 

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yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano



WTF? Lo que??????????????????????????? confused.gif



don't get involved wink

 



I already did.  Trying to understand THAT STATEMENT.

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ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin


ES QUE USTED QUE ANDA DE MONO Y HACIENDOLE CASO AL GIGOLO biggrin




pero no usted no este de gorilona, solo enojada......biggrinbiggrin

but whats up with mono....does that mean " payaso" or wht...confused


yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano

 




 Those damn ecuatorians.....watch them out ! biggrin



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LGigolo wrote:

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yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano



 WTF? Lo que??????????????????????????? confused.gif



don't get involved wink



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yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano

 



 WTF? Lo que??????????????????????????? confused.gif



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El Mismo wrote:

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ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin


ES QUE USTED QUE ANDA DE MONO Y HACIENDOLE CASO AL GIGOLO biggrin




pero no usted no este de gorilona, solo enojada......biggrinbiggrin

but whats up with mono....does that mean " payaso" or wht...confused


yo no estoy enojada wink, what do you mean what's up with mono?hmm aren't you ecuatoriano



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ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin


ES QUE USTED QUE ANDA DE MONO Y HACIENDOLE CASO AL GIGOLO biggrin

 



pero no usted no este de gorilona, solo enojada......biggrinbiggrin

but whats up with mono....does that mean " payaso" or wht...confused

 



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I know, but the joke is not funny.





Yeap I agree the joke was not funny...blankstare.gif

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I know, but the joke is not funny.

 


Ahh ok.  Thought you didn't get the joke. hmm

 



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LGigolo wrote:


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Sorry But Not Funny




I am very confusedconfused



About?? The Joke?? Or What?confused



yeshmm




maybe this will help:

wheel barrel = carretilla.




You're welcome! 



I know, but the joke is not funny.



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Margot wrote:

 

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Margot wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Sorry But Not Funny




I am very confusedconfused



About?? The Joke?? Or What?confused



yeshmm

 



maybe this will help:

wheel barrel = carretilla.




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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Margot wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Sorry But Not Funny




I am very confusedconfused



About?? The Joke?? Or What?confused



yeshmm



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Margot wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Sorry But Not Funny




I am very confusedconfused



About?? The Joke?? Or What?confused



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Sorry But Not Funny




I am very confusedconfused



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Salsera de Corazon wrote:

 

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Salsera de Corazon wrote:


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LGigolo wrote:


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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


Y TU QUE LE ESTAS CREYENDO A EL, ADEMAS NO NECESITO DE TU INVITACION PARA IR A BAILAR evileye




ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin


ES QUE USTED QUE ANDA DE MONO Y HACIENDOLE CASO AL GIGOLO biggrin

 



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El Mismo wrote:

Salsera de Corazon wrote:


El Mismo wrote:

LGigolo wrote:


Salsera de Corazon wrote:
furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


Y TU QUE LE ESTAS CREYENDO A EL, ADEMAS NO NECESITO DE TU INVITACION PARA IR A BAILAR evileye




ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin


ES QUE USTED QUE ANDA DE MONO Y HACIENDOLE CASO AL GIGOLO biggrin



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LGigolo wrote:

Salsera de Corazon wrote:


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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin


MIRA VIEJITA TUS CALZONCILLOS QUE USAS, ENOJONA YO PARA NADA




Yo no uso undies! biggrin  Saves me a few dollars. blankstare


EVEN WORST IMAGINATE Y TU ME LLAMAS VIEJA A MI, Y LO TUYO QUE rofl.gif



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Salsera de Corazon wrote:

 

El Mismo wrote:

LGigolo wrote:


Salsera de Corazon wrote:
furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


Y TU QUE LE ESTAS CREYENDO A EL, ADEMAS NO NECESITO DE TU INVITACION PARA IR A BAILAR evileye

 



ya se enojaron....ya parale LG....mira que ya se enojo comigo y yo no tengo que ver nada en esto.....mmmmmcry ya nunca invitare a nadien.....biggrin

 



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Salsera de Corazon wrote:

 

LGigolo wrote:

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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin


MIRA VIEJITA TUS CALZONCILLOS QUE USAS, ENOJONA YO PARA NADA

 



Yo no uso undies! biggrin  Saves me a few dollars. blankstare

 



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El Mismo wrote:

LGigolo wrote:


Salsera de Corazon wrote:
furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


Y TU QUE LE ESTAS CREYENDO A EL, ADEMAS NO NECESITO DE TU INVITACION PARA IR A BAILAR evileye



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LGigolo wrote:

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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdface  biggrin


MIRA VIEJITA TUS CALZONCILLOS QUE USAS, ENOJONA YO PARA NADA



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR JOKE



Buena manera de disimular, Joker! wink

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I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR JOKE

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El Mismo wrote:

 

LGigolo wrote:

 

Salsera de Corazon wrote:
furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye

 


Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin

 

 



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

 



If you ever meet them, be sure to check thier ID. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 



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LGigolo wrote:

 

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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye

 


Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdfacebiggrin

 

 



en serio son viejitas??? q mala onda..... pensaba invitarles a bailar, pero con vijitas no way.....biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 



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Salsera de Corazon wrote:
furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye

 


Porque las viejitas seran TAN enojonas! weirdface  biggrin

 



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Sorry But Not Funny



I'm with you bro. Salsera and Guada = NOT funny at all! blankstare



WHY NOT? WHAT THE TRUTH HURTS wink




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furious YEAH YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, YOU BETTER RUN evileye



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Sorry But Not Funny



I'm with you bro. Salsera and Guada = NOT funny at all! blankstare



WHY NOT? WHAT THE TRUTH HURTS wink

 



Ahi ustedes dos... entre Senior Citizens se entienden!!! rofl.gif


















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I'm with you bro.  Salsera and Guada = NOT funny at all! blankstare



WHY NOT? WHAT THE TRUTH HURTS wink



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I'm with you bro.  Salsera and Guada = NOT funny at all! blankstare

 



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All i know is that i want a government job that allows me to do diddly-squat. shrug.gif



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After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested that they vary their positions.

"For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheel barrel. Lift her legs from behind and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions - First, if it hurts, you will stop right away. And second," she continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my mother's house."

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