damn smokers!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

RE: damn smokers!!!!

GinoLatino · Guru

This was supposed to be a bout no smoking allowed!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

They taste like wine?!

now that is something i would like mucho!

EL PADRINO · Senior Member

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Perhaps they were just old then or you didn't store them properly. Good cigars should not have a horrible after taste.

Exactly! Cohibas are the bestest bestest smoke I have tasted in my life.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PARTAGAS # 4 ,THEY HAVE A SWEET TASTE LIKE A RED WINE AND THEY WILL PROBABLY BE MORE APPRECIATED THAN YOU COHIBA ....( MY OPINION MAY NOT COUNT ) SO TRY FOR YOUR SELF .

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Listen you non asado maker, i was talking to the girls!
Plus, i didn't say i didn't like it. It was just an really odd taste. Bah, i'd do it again.

You know what after taste is sooooooo much better than cigar SWEET MARY JANE!!!! and gum blankstare I'll get you some MJ (not mojo) so you can see what I mean smile

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Listen you non asado maker, i was talking to the girls!
Plus, i didn't say i didn't like it. It was just an really odd taste. Bah, i'd do it again.

Dogo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Chilenita wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Perhaps they were just old then or you didn't store them properly. Good cigars should not have a horrible after taste.

We smoked them right after we bought them!
Mind you, I was the only one with the after taste. And it was the very first time i had smoked anything. So, que se yo? Absolutamente nada!

Ummm... well.. HELLLO!! hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Perhaps they were just old then or you didn't store them properly. Good cigars should not have a horrible after taste.

We smoked them right after we bought them!

Mind you, I was the only one with the after taste. And it was the very first time i had smoked anything. So, que se yo? Absolutamente nada!

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Chilenita wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Perhaps they were just old then or you didn't store them properly. Good cigars should not have a horrible after taste.

Exactly! Cohibas are the bestest bestest smoke I have tasted in my life.

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Perhaps they were just old then or you didn't store them properly. Good cigars should not have a horrible after taste.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Hmmm... this can only mean one thing then, you have a defective tongue.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

We bought them at a store. All they sold there were cigars and cigar accessories. Even the guy at the resort said that the store was an authentic cigar seller.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Chilenita wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Unless the one we got in CUBA were knock offs de los meros, maybe. Pero no lo creo.

As with any product, you've got your different types. So I was told, it all depends on the tobacco leaf. How and when it was harvested, cured and how it was stored. The age of the actually cigar also plays a critical part in the taste. I guess it all depends on where you buy them. Apparently, the workers from the companies steal some cigars to sell them to tourists. I doubt they keep them stored properly so yeah, it was surely not a knock-off but it could have been old.
There are also guys on the beach popping out of palm trees selling boxes of horse s h i t wrapped up in tobacco leaf and in fancy cohiba, montecristo packaging

Yup, also true. I mean, how hard is it to steal a label?

ETA: I shouldn't say "true" porque no me consta, but yeah, I find that totally believable.

-- Edited by Gringa Lahtina at 12:34, 2007-08-28

Chilenita · Comandante

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Unless the one we got in CUBA were knock offs de los meros, maybe. Pero no lo creo.

As with any product, you've got your different types. So I was told, it all depends on the tobacco leaf. How and when it was harvested, cured and how it was stored. The age of the actually cigar also plays a critical part in the taste. I guess it all depends on where you buy them. Apparently, the workers from the companies steal some cigars to sell them to tourists. I doubt they keep them stored properly so yeah, it was surely not a knock-off but it could have been old.

There are also guys on the beach popping out of palm trees selling boxes of horse s h i t wrapped up in tobacco leaf and in fancy cohiba, montecristo packaging

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

i am a rookie.

Where did you get them? In a store?

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Unless the one we got in CUBA were knock offs de los meros, maybe. Pero no lo creo.

As with any product, you've got your different types. So I was told, it all depends on the tobacco leaf. How and when it was harvested, cured and how it was stored. The age of the actual cigar also plays a critical part in the taste. I guess it all depends on where you buy them. Apparently, the workers from the companies steal some cigars to sell them to tourists. I doubt they keep them stored properly so yeah, it was surely not a knock-off but it could have been old.

-- Edited by Gringa Lahtina at 12:25, 2007-08-28

Guadalupana · Foro Master

i am a rookie.

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Yes, very bearable. But the aftertaste the next morning, oh lawd!

Really? I didn't get that. As my student would say, you probably didn't get the authentic ones.

Unless the one we got in CUBA were knock offs de los meros, maybe. Pero no lo creo.

Cuba is full of cohiba knock offs hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Yes, very bearable. But the aftertaste the next morning, oh lawd!

Really? I didn't get that. As my student would say, you probably didn't get the authentic ones.

Unless the one we got in CUBA were knock offs de los meros, maybe. Pero no lo creo.

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Yes, very bearable. But the aftertaste the next morning, oh lawd!

Really? I didn't get that. As my student would say, you probably didn't get the authentic ones.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

You know which smoke is NOT disgusting at all... the one from Habanos. MM and I smoked some Cohibas that my Cuban student gave me and mmmmmmmmmmmm... smoky awesomeness.

Yes, very bearable. But the aftertaste the next morning, oh lawd! bleh

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

You know which smoke is NOT disgusting at all... the one from Habanos. MM and I smoked some Cohibas that my Cuban student gave me and mmmmmmmmmmmm... smoky awesomeness.

latinsoulchild · TOP Guru

*COUGH* *COUGH* ashamed

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Motown Junkie wrote:

Dogo wrote:

GinoLatino wrote:

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

buahahahahahahaha! bastard
wont somebody think of the children?

Hmmm... excelent point!
I'm sure someone will eventually come up with itty bitty cigarettes for them too.

I SO want to see the movie Thank You For Smoking. Has anyone seen it?

Hey, I did stay on topic.

In related news, I had a smoke on Friday after months of not smoking. I just felt like having one. It was disgusting. bleh

And it made me sick.

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Chile--at every lunar eclipse, al dogo se le pelan los cables y se pone funny.

Yeah I kind of figured it was something along those lines

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chile--at every lunar eclipse, al dogo se le pelan los cables y se pone funny.

Chilenita · Comandante

Dogo wrote:

GinoLatino wrote:

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

buahahahahahahaha! bastard
wont somebody think of the children?

Hmmm... excelent point!
I'm sure someone will eventually come up with itty bitty cigarettes for them too.

LMFAO!!!

since when is DOGO funny weirdface

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Dogo wrote:

GinoLatino wrote:

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

buahahahahahahaha! bastard
wont somebody think of the children?

Hmmm... excelent point!
I'm sure someone will eventually come up with itty bitty cigarettes for them too.

Dogo · Comandante

GinoLatino wrote:

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

buahahahahahahaha! bastard
wont somebody think of the children?

Hmmm... excelent point!
I'm sure someone will eventually come up with itty bitty cigarettes for them too.

GinoLatino · Guru

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

buahahahahahahaha! bastard

wont somebody think of the children?

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

Awwww, he thinks I'm funny. aww

Either that or I've threatened him.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Gringa Lahtina wrote:

I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

Bonita · Guru

teehee

El Duro · Foro Master

Dogo wrote:

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

Dogo · Comandante

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop coming through the entrances to buildings when we're smoking!!
I hate having to hold my breath when you, non smokers, come rushing in!!! place...example....Groceries....we smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to stop just 'cause you're dashing into the store!.........and the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!

GinoLatino · Guru

Gringa Lahtina wrote:
GinoLatino wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote:
I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

It says to not smoke within 15 feet of the entrance, but ppl lean on it and smoke

Does it specify what kind of feet? Maybe they meant little baby feet or better yet, little baby mice feet. Have you seen how small those are? I have, they're very cute.

omgz Gerbil feet, i havent felt those since grade 3!

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

GinoLatino wrote:

Gringa Lahtina wrote:
I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

It says to not smoke within 15 feet of the entrance, but ppl lean on it and smoke

Does it specify what kind of feet? Maybe they meant little baby feet or better yet, little baby mice feet. Have you seen how small those are? I have, they're very cute.

GinoLatino · Guru

Gringa Lahtina wrote:
I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

It says to not smoke within 15 feet of the entrance, but ppl lean on it and smoke

Gringa Lahtina · Guru

I'm curious, what does the sign say?

Wouldn't it be easier to stop entering buildings?

GinoLatino · Guru

and another thing!
Y do U ppl get so many smoke braeaks??

GinoLatino · Guru

for the love of God (rgnfg)...stop smoking close to entrances to buildings!
I hate having to walk ithrough a cloud of smoke b4 getting to the doors of some place...example....Groceries....the staff smoke right out in front of the door! I hate having to grab my son, bary his face into my chest as i dash into the store.........adn the management does nothing except post some sign GRRRRR!!!