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Now What were You thinking!


>>                 1. When I go in  I might cause pain I tell you to spit
>>                 and ask you  not to swallow. 
>>                 I can fill your hole. What  am I?
>>
>>                 2. A finger goes in me.  You fiddle with me when
>>                 you're bored. The  best man always has me first. What
>>                 am  I?
>>
>>                 3. I'm spread before I'm  eaten. Your tongue gets me
>>                 off. People  sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am  i?
>>
>>                 4. I go in hard. I come  out soft. You blow me hard.
>>                 What am  I?
>>
>>                 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads
>>                 from my shaft.  Both men and women go down on me. What
>>                 am  I?
>>
>>                 6. I come in many sizes.  When I'm not well,I drip.
>>                 When you blow me  you feel good.  What am  i?
>>
>>                 7. If I miss, I hit your  bush. It's my job to stuff
>>                 your box. When I  come, it's news.  What am  I?
>>
>>                 8. I offer protection. I  get the finger ten times.
>>                 You use your  fingers to get me off.  What am  I?
>>
>>                 9. I assist an erection.  Sometimes big balls hang
>>                 from me. I'm called  a big swinger.  What am  I?
>>
>>                 10. I'm at least 6  inches long. I leave foamy
>>                 lubrication when engaged  in my job.   What am  I?
>>
>>
>>                 *Scroll down for the  answers:
>>                 *
>>
>>                 1. A  Dentist
>>                 
>>                 2. A Wedding ring
>>                 
>>                 3. Peanut butter
>>
>>                 4. Chewing  gum
>>
>>                 5. An  Elevator
>>
>>                 6. A  Nose
>>
>>                 7. A Newspaper  boy
>>
>>                 8. A  Glove
>>
>>                 9. A  Crane
>>
>>                 10. A toothbrush, of  course!
>>
>>
>>
>>                 Now really!   Just what  were you thinking?

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