well if he would have asked before he would have had to have told her his secret right ,oh well $hit happens............so leave the night light on next time your in bed ....LMAO
that makes no sense, it took HIM 20 years to ask about the kids?
Pffft!
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time >they >made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. > >Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured >she >would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they >were in >the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the >lights. >She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated >leisure >device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. >She went >completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, >"How >could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain >yourself!" >The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll >explain >the toy . . . you explain the kids."
that makes no sense, it took HIM 20 years to ask about the kids?
