Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
Johnny Depp arrived to the premiere of "POTC3" in Tokyo looking like a homeless man again. Who cares, he's still one of the hottest ****es around. I'd still eat a ham sammie out of his butt cheeks.
In other Depp news! He said that kissing Keira Knightley was "awkward" because she smells. No, because she's so much younger than him.
He said, "The smooches are always so awkward, especially because Keira and I have never been in that kind of situation together. She's, like, three and I'm a thousand! We've known each other for a few years and suddenly it was, 'Are you ready for this?' And you just do it. It becomes more like a stunt in a way. She was a great sport about it."
**** looks hot for a thousand and Keira looks beat down and used for being 3.
Source: Post Chronicle
