PS. IF I SHOKE ON MY RICE NEXT WEEK, YOU WILL DIE!!!
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So in conclussion your lesbian subway adventure ended up being with a non attractive chic......
you had us all going lol
waste of a story
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LGigolo AKA HOMO wrote: I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE!!!: I like both men and women actually men more!since im full infatuated with danny i have to mention his name on each and every single one of my posts.
B4 I decide if your story is sexy or boring I have a few questions to ask...
how was the chick? did you suffered from nippletitis during this rubbing? did she smell good? what style and color are your stilettos? Do you prefer Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?
how was the chick? sandy blond hair, shoulder lenth, side swept bangs, about my hight in a trench coat did you suffered from nippletitis during this rubbing? I am not at liberty to disclose said information did she smell good? if by good you mean a concentrated combination of both subway moistness and outside smell, with a ting of meadow fresh grass, then yes what style and color are your stilettos? they are categorized under the 'muy sexy' kind Do you prefer Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi? bleh! neither! Coke for me. Pepsi is for the lord of the gays.
God wrote:By the way that maust be Hot....boob to boob....confess did y likey ?
oh yes. I wanted to smother honey on her head and then chop up a banana and put her in between two pieces of toasted bread. mmmmm I think I mustve been hungry
B4 I decide if your story is sexy or boring I have a few questions to ask...
how was the chick? did you suffered from nippletitis during this rubbing? did she smell good? what style and color are your stilettos? Do you prefer Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi?
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
commmon im sure u at some point thought of doing things with the same sex...you should have gone with the flow...if i was on that subway you would have made my train ride a lil more exciting ..watching two lesbos make out ...hey it would have kept me awake at least...
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LGigolo AKA HOMO wrote: I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE!!!: I like both men and women actually men more!since im full infatuated with danny i have to mention his name on each and every single one of my posts.
So, I was waiting for the subway y'day after work, and as usual the subway was JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDDD PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED (channeling my inner tacobell). So anywho, after standing there for about 10 minutes, im like screw this, next one that comes Im getting on. So next one comes, and I am DETERMINED to get on it, even if I have to leave one of my limbs behind due to overcrowding on the subway car.
So there I am, off to the side of the door, and it opens. A few people stuggle to make their way out and free themselves from the clutches of the mass of angry and tired subway riders trying to find their way home.
As Im waiting, someone taps me on my right shoulder and I look back to find an old co-worker of mine from back in the day. He wants to stand there and have a full out conversation with me, as I painfully watch the subway car filling up again, leaving no space for my tired behind.
So what do I do? I quickly say my 'nice to see you again's' and push buddy out of my way, as he is preventing me from entering the already crowded subway car.
I make it in JUST as the doors were closing... and I ended up being... face to face, and boobie to boobie with this next girl. And as the subway jerked its way into the next station, our boobies touched and touched and touched again. And as this boobie exchange was going, I couldnt help but wonder... Am I a gay?????? Am I one of those homobean eater? Am I a rider of the rainbow???????
And then the door opened. And as I ran out of the subway car and almost tripped on my own very stylish stilettos.... it is then that I realized that I could never be a dyke.... as my taste in footware is just too damn good.
THE END.
PS. IM NOT A GAY
Lesbians are Hot...nothing to worry about.
By the way that maust be Hot....boob to boob....confess did y likey ?
So, I was waiting for the subway y'day after work, and as usual the subway was JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDDD PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED (channeling my inner tacobell). So anywho, after standing there for about 10 minutes, im like screw this, next one that comes Im getting on. So next one comes, and I am DETERMINED to get on it, even if I have to leave one of my limbs behind due to overcrowding on the subway car.
So there I am, off to the side of the door, and it opens. A few people stuggle to make their way out and free themselves from the clutches of the mass of angry and tired subway riders trying to find their way home.
As Im waiting, someone taps me on my right shoulder and I look back to find an old co-worker of mine from back in the day. He wants to stand there and have a full out conversation with me, as I painfully watch the subway car filling up again, leaving no space for my tired behind.
So what do I do? I quickly say my 'nice to see you again's' and push buddy out of my way, as he is preventing me from entering the already crowded subway car.
I make it in JUST as the doors were closing... and I ended up being... face to face, and boobie to boobie with this next girl. And as the subway jerked its way into the next station, our boobies touched and touched and touched again. And as this boobie exchange was going, I couldnt help but wonder... Am I a gay?????? Am I one of those homobean eater? Am I a rider of the rainbow???????
And then the door opened. And as I ran out of the subway car and almost tripped on my own very stylish stilettos.... it is then that I realized that I could never be a dyke.... as my taste in footware is just too damn good.
THE END.
PS. IM NOT A GAY
LMFAO. Yup, the boob on boob action, happens quite a bit on the subway. It dont mean ur gay, u just appreciate. Kudos to you
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So, I was waiting for the subway y'day after work, and as usual the subway was JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEDDDDDDDDDDD PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED (channeling my inner tacobell). So anywho, after standing there for about 10 minutes, im like screw this, next one that comes Im getting on. So next one comes, and I am DETERMINED to get on it, even if I have to leave one of my limbs behind due to overcrowding on the subway car.
So there I am, off to the side of the door, and it opens. A few people stuggle to make their way out and free themselves from the clutches of the mass of angry and tired subway riders trying to find their way home.
As Im waiting, someone taps me on my right shoulder and I look back to find an old co-worker of mine from back in the day. He wants to stand there and have a full out conversation with me, as I painfully watch the subway car filling up again, leaving no space for my tired behind.
So what do I do? I quickly say my 'nice to see you again's' and push buddy out of my way, as he is preventing me from entering the already crowded subway car.
I make it in JUST as the doors were closing... and I ended up being... face to face, and boobie to boobie with this next girl. And as the subway jerked its way into the next station, our boobies touched and touched and touched again. And as this boobie exchange was going, I couldnt help but wonder... Am I a gay?????? Am I one of those homobean eater? Am I a rider of the rainbow???????
And then the door opened. And as I ran out of the subway car and almost tripped on my own very stylish stilettos.... it is then that I realized that I could never be a dyke.... as my taste in footware is just too damn good.
It dont mean ur gay, u just appreciate. Kudos to you
la la la la la la la la la laaaaa (to the tune of the smurfs)
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
