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Guadalupana · Foro Master

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Yesi · Guru

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

Yesi wrote:

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

Wouldn't you be happier if it lasted longer? That's reason enough to fork out the dough!

Yesi · Guru

McOSIRIS wrote:

Yesi wrote:

@ X Do you think everyone has your proble

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

@ God, what do you mean worst more then $600

@ Mc

Lunch time yummi tomatoes you got some spagetti

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

Yesi wrote:

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

Wouldn't you be happier if it lasted longer? wink

That's reason enough to fork out the dough! biggrin

X4v13r · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

@ X Do you think everyone has your proble

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

@ God, what do you mean worst more then $600

@ Mc

who said i had a problem?
I've always had return costumers so.....

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

@ X Do you think everyone has your proble

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

@ God, what do you mean worst more then $600

@ Mc

Yesi · Guru

@ X Do you think everyone has your proble

@ Pajaro Loco, yeap he told me the same thing.... Its going to last longer.... bla, bla, bla......

@ God, what do you mean worst confused

more then $600 weirdface

@ Mc

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

Yesi wrote:

Ok guys, what is it with you and freking BBQ's?

My Fiance wants to buy a Broil King, for like $600 dollars.... Why when we can go to Canadian tire and get a barbecue for freking $200.....

Are any guys here into BBQ's excellence???

I personally preffer NON-GAS BBQ - - - la carne sabe mejor cuando se la cocina al carbon... tiene un je ne se ke que le deja hummmm hummmm good!

the $600 dollar BBQ may be to the $200 BBQ what a Mercedez is to Dogo's caja!

It does the same job; but maybe looks better / lasts longer, blah blah blah... let the man shop!!! aww

God · Foro Master

Yesi wrote:

Ok guys, what is it with you and freking BBQ's?

My Fiance wants to buy a Broil King, for like $600 dollars.... Why when we can go to Canadian tire and get a barbecue for freking $200.....

Are any guys here into BBQ's excellence???

oh Yesi....u gotta see white guys are WORST....

X4v13r · Comandante

Yesi wrote:

Ok guys, what is it with you and freking BBQ's?

My Fiance wants to buy a Broil King, for like $600 dollars.... Why when we can go to Canadian tire and get a barbecue for freking $200.....

Are any guys here into BBQ's excellence???

is not the size that counts but how u do it.....looks to me like ur fiance is trying to compensate for problems he might have in other areas

~X

McOSIRIS · Comandante

Yesi wrote:
Ok guys, what is it with you and freking BBQ's?
My Fiance wants to buy a Broil King, for like $600 dollars.... Why when we can go to Canadian tire and get a barbecue for freking $200.....

Are any guys here into BBQ's excellence???

he probably asks himself the same question when you buy a $200 purse, just because it matches your shoes...

next question plz.... aww

Yesi · Guru

Ok guys, what is it with you and freking BBQ's?

My Fiance wants to buy a Broil King, for like $600 dollars.... Why when we can go to Canadian tire and get a barbecue for freking $200.....

Are any guys here into BBQ's excellence???

Gastone · Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

Gastone's TO DO List:

1. Stop having spontaneous boners
2. Stop stalking Xavier
3. Stop having spontaneous boners
4. Start attending Homosexuality: There is a cure seminars

haha, that's exactly my to do list! you better run fast!! furious

X4v13r · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

Gastone's TO DO List:

1. Stop having spontaneous boners
2. Stop stalking Xavier
3. Stop having spontaneous boners
4. Start attending Homosexuality: There is a cure seminars

he is?

~X

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

Gastone's TO DO List:

1. Stop having spontaneous boners
2. Stop stalking Xavier
3. Stop having spontaneous boners
4. Start attending Homosexuality: There is a cure seminars

Gastone · Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

um... @ PL.. birds don't have penises remember

@ Miel... um.. i don't think those are the only two reasons

I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 10:15, 2007-04-25

I try to think in a different topic, like my "to do" list or someting like that!

LGigolo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

oh Lg...poor poor you.

I know, I know... poor me, poor me!

Got to run to that 1:15 meeting... see ya!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

oh Lg...poor poor you.

LGigolo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

LG---the pump is not the one out of service baboso, si no el tank de gas hello?! get it?!!? the box?!! no, claro que no, la ignorancia te empapa.

you mean to say you're FEMALE???? Yo crei que eras hombre... you look like one! biggrin

Ok, now, I better run

Guadalupana · Foro Master

LG---the pump is not the one out of service baboso, si no el tank de gas hello?! get it?!!? the box?!! no, claro que no, la ignorancia te empapa.

LGigolo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

MJ i say that too! 'sorry, i'm out of service for this week, please come again'

If you're out of service, how is he supposed to come ONCE, never mind the coming AGAIN!?

Oh -

Like any gas bar, there is always self service! bleh

@MJ: To answer the question - no, it don't bother me personally if she's out of service - nothing that she can do to offer that particular service; but there ARE other things she can provide... just because the pump itself is out of service, it doesn't mean there are no other goodies/services to be had... if you know what I mean biggrin

Or I can just pinch its head!

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

MJ i say that too! 'sorry, i'm out of service for this week, please come again'

Guadalupana · Foro Master

MJ i say that too! 'sorry, i'm out of service for this week, please come again'

Motown Junkie · TOP Guru

Referring to the girl thread: Men, when you know your woman's "out of service" (as El Pibe and I say

), does it bother you? Does it even come to mind?

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

pinching the head

LGigolo · Comandante

No, not usually -

I prefer option number one: stay in my office till it goes away voluntarily!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

you pinch the head?!! now that's a funny technique! commo dandole coshcos?

LGigolo · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

um... @ PL.. birds don't have penises remember

@ Miel... um.. i don't think those are the only two reasons

I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 10:15, 2007-04-25

After a certain age, boners don't just appear out of the blue - USUALLY. Erections would be a result of some visual stimulation or pensamientos picantes - and if that is to happen in a public place a man has two choices: seat down at your office till it goes away or pinch the frigging head till it dies down! Or I guess you can do what JC does - take care of business in the bathroom! doh

Jaime Cruz · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

um... @ PL.. birds don't have penises remember

@ Miel... um.. i don't think those are the only two reasons

I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 10:15, 2007-04-25

We carry tape in our pockets and tape it down hmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

these guys really suck at answering questions.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

luna chiquitita wrote:

@ Guada... great question.... may I append to it?

How do you guys feel about having sex during pregnancy?

Ps... here's my question from above that no one wants to answer
I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

I don't think grown men have spontaneous boners after puberty. Hormones just ain't the same after that point.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

@ Guada... great question.... may I append to it?

How do you guys feel about having sex during pregnancy?

Ps... here's my question from above that no one wants to answer
I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Do you guys think that a woman loses sex appeal after pregnancy?

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Does it really matter if the woman can't cook?

Ohhhh noo thats a Big one for me....I love a woman that is awesome in the kitchen....that's a deal breaker.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

answer my question too!!!

(pls see above) thank u

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Does it really matter if the woman can't cook?

God · Foro Master

Chale Tanga wrote:

God wrote:

I guess I have to do it for the first reason knowing my lil problem.

this is just me, but maybe thats something you might want to keep on the downlow. You know, it might just stop the ladies from flocking to you if they are aware of your little 'shortcomings'

I'm the most fervent believer of the "Size doesn't matter" Saying. hmm

Miel · Guru

@Luna: probably,.. I am just passing on my friend comment,.

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

um... @ PL.. birds don't have penises remember

@ Miel... um.. i don't think those are the only two reasons

I know little boys have no control over this but how do you GROWN men deal with a spontaneous "boner" in public?

-- Edited by luna chiquitita at 10:15, 2007-04-25

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

God wrote:

I guess I have to do it for the first reason knowing my lil problem.

this is just me, but maybe thats something you might want to keep on the downlow. You know, it might just stop the ladies from flocking to you if they are aware of your little 'shortcomings' blankstare

God · Foro Master

Miel wrote:

I was talking with someone yesterday about men shaving down there,.a nd what she said was that men do it for two reasons,. either they want their wii wii to look bigger or they have to trimmed it because their hair fall,... and for her is a NO NO,.. LOL

I guess I have to do it for the first reason knowing my lil problem.

Chale Tanga · TOP Guru

Miel wrote:

I was talking with someone yesterday about men shaving down there,.a nd what she said was that men do it for two reasons,. either they want their wii wii to look bigger or they have to trimmed it because their hair fall,... and for her is a NO NO,.. LOL

ewwwww.. men go bald there????? weirdface

Miel · Guru

I was talking with someone yesterday about men shaving down there,.a nd what she said was that men do it for two reasons,. either they want their wii wii to look bigger or they have to trimmed it because their hair fall,... and for her is a NO NO,.. LOL

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Are one night stands really worth the hype?

Hype ???

God · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

So, when you tuck it in, do you tuck it facing down, facing up, or to the side?

Side...left side...to the right feels funny

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Are one night stands really worth the hype?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

So, when you tuck it in, do you tuck it facing down, facing up, or to the side?

X4v13r · Comandante

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

never!!!! U can get ur a$$ kicked by doing $h!t like that.....i know I would punch the guy in the eye if he was trying something like that.

to tell u the truth if there is people around i wont go until all the sides are empty.

~X
Men with small wii wiis do that all the time! I just go to whatever spot is open, down my zipper and pull out my schlong, do my business, SHAKE and put it back in the bag!

@ Yesi: Wipe??? We - men - only do that when we're doing the OTHER business!

now tell us what u do with ur penis?

~X

LOTS of different things: pee, play, have sex, etc.... LOL

so y are u carrying a bag with a schlong in ur pants for? could it be to compensate for ur small problem? biggrin

~X

-- Edited by X4v13r at 23:05, 2007-04-24

Pajaro_Loco · Guru

X4v13r wrote:

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

never!!!! U can get ur a$$ kicked by doing $h!t like that.....i know I would punch the guy in the eye if he was trying something like that.

to tell u the truth if there is people around i wont go until all the sides are empty.

~X
Men with small wii wiis do that all the time! I just go to whatever spot is open, down my zipper and pull out my schlong, do my business, SHAKE and put it back in the bag!

@ Yesi: Wipe??? We - men - only do that when we're doing the OTHER business!

now tell us what u do with ur penis?

~X

LOTS of different things: pee, play, have sex, etc.... LOL biggrin

X4v13r · Comandante

Pajaro_Loco wrote:

X4v13r wrote:

Yesi wrote:

Hey guys I always wanted to ask this but never did... No one knows me so its ok hahahahahaha..

Man, when you go into the washroom and there are other guys doing there business, do you check out their equipment to see if it is bigger than yours?

Just a question.......

never!!!! U can get ur a$$ kicked by doing $h!t like that.....i know I would punch the guy in the eye if he was trying something like that.

to tell u the truth if there is people around i wont go until all the sides are empty.

~X
Men with small wii wiis do that all the time! I just go to whatever spot is open, down my zipper and pull out my schlong, do my business, SHAKE and put it back in the bag!

@ Yesi: Wipe??? We - men - only do that when we're doing the OTHER business!

now tell us what u do with ur penis?

~X