This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive

who won't crack up over this!

 

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early

one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I

had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed

everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip

to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to  spare.

 

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when

making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full

effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to

make sure I was at least presentable.

 

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in

the car and raced to my appointment.

 

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

 

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked

over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some

other place a million miles away.

 

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra

effort this morning, haven't we?"

 

I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went

home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.

 

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from

the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

 

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

 

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my

glitter and sparkles saved inside it."