You haven't heard the story of Jaime Cruz, have you? I know, it's an urban legend. They say there was a member once on foro named Jaime Cruz. He was Penelope's brother and Carlos' cousin. He was famous beyond belief. He was fat and gay. He was full of creativity and could come up with the funnerest, most interesting but also the most deranged topics. He was sick and deeply, deeply disturbed. Nobody knows if he existed for sure. Some swear they've seen him but nobody has proof. I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.
Please find an alternate form of employment, as your absence from forolandia is quite damaging to the very fiber of our foro community. You were the sticky snot like glue that held us together with your not so funny comments and your mediocre wit. Oh how we all miss your secret gay inuendos directed at the foro boys.
Come back Jaime! Come back home!
Sin-sur-a-lee,
Chale
ps. Maybe luna can get you a job at the circus mating with the billy goats?
LUUNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!! I've been on Foro Detox for just 52 minutes and it's killing me It's so dead in the office. If there is any breaking news, or just anything at all please e-mail me here.
P.S. please let Dogo and Mimi know I miss them
poor poor child... Foro Detox is difficult for anyone ... any messages y'all want to send to our dear old fatty.. errm.. I mean, Jaime?
i'm just as confused as you are my friend.. 
Did it look like any of us liked them?
poor poor child... Foro Detox is difficult for anyone
