OOPPS! >> >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen >> mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a >>difficult >> four hour, surgical procedure. >> >> >> A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles >>black?" >> >> >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm >>only >> here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, >> "Nurse, are my testicles black?" >> >> >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his >> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls >>back >> the covers. >> >> >> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his >>testicles in >> >> >> the other, lifting and moving them around. >> >> >> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong >>with >> them, sir!!" >> >> >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very >> slowly, >> >> >> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very >> closely... >> >> >> >> >> "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?" >>
