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WAT?? I USED TO GET CHASED WID THE BROOM!!!!

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Yesi wrote:
Oh wow my dad used to do the same thing...... i hate it I was afraid of him.... We would be having Dinner at the table and he was like Yesi 8X9? and I had to asnwer right there.... but thanks to him I have always been good at math......

He was pretty hard with my sister and I.  I hated excersice back then, he will write multiplications and divisions on a piece of paper and time my sister and I to finish them.... who ever had it run had to run up and down the stairs for 5 minutes...... Needless to say I am fat becasue I always got them right My sister is skinny dum biatch

yesi

same here and to make it worse, he was in the Air Force...so everything was "protocol", no elbows on the table and everything was supposed to be eaten with fork and knife (except for soup)...

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Motown Junkie wrote:

Ummm.......ironically enough, I prefered my mother's beatings with her stupid belt over my dad's beatings.

He would make me write my multiplication tables (up to 12), memorize them, and recite them in front of him in the living room while I peered outside and watched all the kids play. 



Oh, I forgot one more thing.  If I screwed up while reciting my x tables, he'd make me start all over again!!!!!! 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:45, 2007-02-27


My dad never laid a hand on me LoL but my mom LoL damn she did the job LoL man I remember 1 time the only time I ever run away from my mom, I have no idea but throw me a mango n she hit don't ask me how LoL is like she had some magical powers LoL that was the first n only time I run from my mom LoL



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Motown Junkie wrote:

Ummm.......ironically enough, I prefered my mother's beatings with her stupid belt over my dad's beatings.

He would make me write my multiplication tables (up to 12), memorize them, and recite them in front of him in the living room while I peered outside and watched all the kids play. 



Oh, I forgot one more thing.  If I screwed up while reciting my x tables, he'd make me start all over again!!!!!! 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:45, 2007-02-27


Oh wow my dad used to do the same thing...... i hate it I was afraid of him.... We would be having Dinner at the table and he was like Yesi 8X9? and I had to asnwer right there.... but thanks to him I have always been good at math......

He was pretty hard with my sister and I.  I hated excersice back then, he will write multiplications and divisions on a piece of paper and time my sister and I to finish them.... who ever had it run had to run up and down the stairs for 5 minutes...... Needless to say I am fat becasue I always got them right My sister is skinny dum biatch

yesi



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Holy 2x4 MJ!!! my mother did the exact same thing, and when i got one wrong she'd look me in the eye (and it was scary )and ask 'are you sure?' i'd just walk back to my room and re-study them for a few more minutes.


that woman was tough! i love her.


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Ummm.......ironically enough, I prefered my mother's beatings with her stupid belt over my dad's beatings.

He would make me write my multiplication tables (up to 12), memorize them, and recite them in front of him in the living room while I peered outside and watched all the kids play. 



Oh, I forgot one more thing.  If I screwed up while reciting my x tables, he'd make me start all over again!!!!!! 

-- Edited by Motown Junkie at 15:45, 2007-02-27

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elcomandante wrote:

my dad's belt was the scariest thing in the world

My mom's shoes were projectiles.


Ok is this a question 2 all of us?? or u are just telling us your life story?? I don't get this thread??

Cause if u are asking if we got our @$$ kick well u should know the answer about that by now...



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Nope, that's where you're 110% wrong, soy tan fea, pero tan fea que ni espejo tengo. To avoid scaring myself.
And no man wants me. And that's ok.

and si, i am joke. i lof ver hapi.




-- Edited by Guadalupana at 14:26, 2007-02-27

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elcomandante wrote:

hahahahahahaha you sound like one of them ugly conceited ****es that think ALL men want them HAHAHAHAHA you are joke

the only joke here seems to be you, buddy.


 



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hahahahahahaha you sound like one of them ugly conceited ****es that think ALL men want them HAHAHAHAHA you are joke

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well then MOVE ALONG!

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Guadalupana wrote:

flat as a pancake and full of warts. Stay away, i'm contagious!


 




I hate flat asses and you have warts, damn girl you've been around

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flat as a pancake and full of warts. Stay away, i'm contagious!

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Guadalupana wrote:

Pfft! don't talk to me like you know me!


 




playing hard to get? Is your butt nice and round or flat as a pancake?

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Guadalupana wrote:

Pfft! don't talk to me like you know me!

  I agree...

 



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Pfft! don't talk to me like you know me!

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so guadalupana did you daddy give you nice spankings on your cute butt?

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amateurs

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Mr. do you think you're the only hispanic here? i think we all know about the weapons our dear parents used to rear us and make us the perfect human beings we are today.

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my dad's belt was the scariest thing in the world

My mom's shoes were projectiles.

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