Speaking of Cuaresma

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RE: Speaking of Cuaresma

Dogo · Comandante

Marky Mark wrote:

Here are some tips:

1. Don't bring your coffee when you're receiving communion.
2. Clap only AFTER the priest says, 'Go in peace'
3. You ARE allowed to push slow old ladies out of your way
4. Lift the kneeler while people are still kneeling (sometimes they forget to sit up again)
5. The church has condoned the use of the term 'Sup' in lieu of 'Peace be with you' when giving peace.

Hope this helps

don_plyero · Guru

im more into the spanish mass

I go to san thomas aquino - 2 blocks on eglinton near dufferin

Padre Juan is the best couse his misas are never boring

LGigolo · Comandante

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

No te preocupes que alla te estara esperando ese señor con los cachos. LOL

What u are not going join me there??

She might go for the free tabaco, tequila and Rock Latino! El Cachudo les da lo que les pida con tal que vayan!

Hey I know u are coming alonf for the ride 2 cause they have all the Porn u want Unas Diavlas que habran alli LoL

I already have my reservation made – de eso no me preocupo!

Las

Diablas will keep us all happy!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

No te preocupes que alla te estara esperando ese señor con los cachos. LOL

What u are not going join me there??

She might go for the free tabaco, tequila and Rock Latino! El Cachudo les da lo que les pida con tal que vayan!

Hey I know u are coming alonf for the ride 2 cause they have all the Porn u want Unas Diavlas que habran alli LoL

LGigolo · Comandante

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

No te preocupes que alla te estara esperando ese señor con los cachos. LOL

What u are not going join me there??

She might go for the free tabaco, tequila and Rock Latino! El Cachudo les da lo que les pida con tal que vayan!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Colombiana4Life wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

No te preocupes que alla te estara esperando ese señor con los cachos. LOL

What u are not going join me there??

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

YOU @ A RETIRO! And you brought a bottle of Tequila hidden in your backpack to for your multiple washroom breaks?

Oh man I remember at the end of the Retiro we had 2 confesarnos LoL Well u guys can guess what happen next LoL I had 2 go 2 the retiro

You had to go HOME / CHRISTIE PARK?

BRA, you’re going straight to HEavenLL!!!
Christe that was my house LoL I don't know were I am going but I hope they serve Beer n tequila... so if any1 want's 2 join me u are all welcome LoL I hope they have porn were I am going 2 LoL

No te preocupes que alla te estara esperando ese señor con los cachos. LOL

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

YOU @ A RETIRO! And you brought a bottle of Tequila hidden in your backpack to for your multiple washroom breaks?

Oh man I remember at the end of the Retiro we had 2 confesarnos LoL Well u guys can guess what happen next LoL I had 2 go 2 the retiro

You had to go HOME / CHRISTIE PARK?

BRA, you’re going straight to HEavenLL!!!

Christe that was my house LoL I don't know were I am going but I hope they serve Beer n tequila... so if any1 want's 2 join me u are all welcome LoL

I hope they have porn were I am going 2 LoL

LGigolo · Comandante

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

YOU @ A RETIRO! And you brought a bottle of Tequila hidden in your backpack to for your multiple washroom breaks?

Oh man I remember at the end of the Retiro we had 2 confesarnos LoL Well u guys can guess what happen next LoL I had 2 go 2 the retiro

You had to go HOME / CHRISTIE PARK?

BRA, you’re going straight to HEavenLL!!!

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

YOU @ A RETIRO! And you brought a bottle of Tequila hidden in your backpack to for your multiple washroom breaks?

Oh man I remember at the end of the Retiro we had 2 confesarnos LoL

Well u guys can guess what happen next LoL

I had 2 go 2 the retiro

LGigolo · Comandante

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

YOU @ A RETIRO! And you brought a bottle of Tequila hidden in your backpack to for your multiple washroom breaks?

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Colombiana4Life wrote:
I think ur confusing Padre David with Padre Santiago. He was sooooooo old school.

No, I'm sure it was Padre David. I spoke to him a few times after that. It was him, alright.

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Colombiana4Life wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.
In spanish:

http://webcatolicodejavier.org/misa.html

In english:

http://catholic-resources.org/ChurchDocs/Mass.htm

@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Thanks, mang! This will definitely help!

BTW, Padre David used to put me to His masses were mass-athons. I only went to that church a couple of times, and one of the two I was forced 'cause I was the godmother of my nephew.

I think ur confusing Padre David with Padre Santiago. He was sooooooo old school.

I when 2 a retiro with padre Santiado @ Guadalupe Church LoL Damn I was like 14 I think LoL

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.
In spanish:

http://webcatolicodejavier.org/misa.html

In english:

http://catholic-resources.org/ChurchDocs/Mass.htm

@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Thanks, mang! This will definitely help!

BTW, Padre David used to put me to His masses were mass-athons. I only went to that church a couple of times, and one of the two I was forced 'cause I was the godmother of my nephew.

I think ur confusing Padre David with Padre Santiago. He was sooooooo old school.

Marky Mark · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

@ MiMi: True Story: I was asked to be a part of a Quinceañera a loooong time ago (Salsera will remember this) after years and years (and years) of not attending mass. When it was time for the private confession, the priest made come into this room and showed me to what I thought was a stool. So I just sat down, very comfortably, I might add, and looked at him like this... And then he just went like this... and told me to kneel in front of the stool and give my confession. I think I talked to him as though I was in therapy, 'cause I really didn't know what the heck I was supposed to be doing.

LGigolo · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Mass-a-thons i like that. It's true! but he was my favorite.

I’ve said it before: Padre David was one of my favourites as well… Every time I went, he left me thinking about the message he was trying to give during mass… by the time, I got home, however, I was back in sinning mode!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Mass-a-thons

i like that. It's true! but he was my favorite.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Colombiana4Life wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.
In spanish:

http://webcatolicodejavier.org/misa.html

In english:

http://catholic-resources.org/ChurchDocs/Mass.htm

@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Thanks, mang! This will definitely help!

BTW, Padre David used to put me to

His masses were mass-athons. I only went to that church a couple of times, and one of the two I was forced 'cause I was the godmother of my nephew.

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Lucifer, i mean LG, you're funny

Luna, you just do the sign of the cross on your forehead, over your lips and then over your heart, that's it, the full percino step is extra!

i know porque when doing confirmation el padre dijo esto. so it's straight from the source.

TV Buff · TOP Guru

luna chiquitita wrote:

What I ALWAYS get confused with is the "Gospel according to... " where you have to do the sign of the cross on your forehead, nose, chin, chest, WHATEVER I never know what to do. I usually just follow other ppl but not everyone does it the same. Which way is the right way?

I know what you mean! My mother taught me the "Por la señal de la santa cruz..." and here they just do three quick crosses and say something else... So I just do the Spanish version.

@ Colo: I go to English mass 'cause the Spanish churches are too far for me. Not that I know those responses any better.

@ MiMi: True Story: I was asked to be a part of a Quinceañera a loooong time ago (Salsera will remember this) after years and years (and years) of not attending mass. When it was time for the private confession, the priest made come into this room and showed me to what I thought was a stool. So I just sat down, very comfortably, I might add, and looked at him like this... And then he just went like this... and told me to kneel in front of the stool and give my confession. I think I talked to him as though I was in therapy, 'cause I really didn't know what the heck I was supposed to be doing.

LGigolo · Comandante

luna chiquitita wrote:

What I ALWAYS get confused with is the "Gospel according to... " where you have to do the sign of the cross on your forehead, nose, chin, chest, WHATEVER I never know what to do. I usually just follow other ppl but not everyone does it the same. Which way is the right way?

First you do the sign of the cross on your forehead (up down then left right).
Next you slap yourself on the mouth/lips area for all the bad things and gossiping you’ve said during the week.
To end it, you rub your belly thanking the lord for all the food you’ve had that week.

You’re welcome!

luna chiquitita · TOP Guru

What I ALWAYS get confused with is the "Gospel according to... " where you have to do the sign of the cross on your forehead, nose, chin, chest, WHATEVER I never know what to do. I usually just follow other ppl but not everyone does it the same. Which way is the right way?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.

I thing there are books about this, what 2 answer n explains what does it mean... OH yeah n they teach u when u go for your first communion 2 LoL but I forgot all of it LoL

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Marky Mark wrote:

This is a true story, don't say this:

Bishop (during confirmation): Peace be with you

My friend: Amen

Bishop:

My friend:

During confirmation or confession???? I confuse

Marky Mark · Foro Master

This is a true story, don't say this:

Bishop (during confirmation): Peace be with you

My friend: Amen

Bishop:

My friend:

LGigolo · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:

LGigolo wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:
@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Padre David @ Guadalupe Church

From what I heard - he is giving service in Brampton now!!!

Ok, that's news to me

That is what I heard - I might be wrong.

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

LGigolo wrote:

Colombiana4Life wrote:
@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Padre David @ Guadalupe Church

From what I heard - he is giving service in Brampton now!!!

Ok, that's news to me

LGigolo · Comandante

Colombiana4Life wrote:
@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Padre David @ Guadalupe Church

From what I heard - he is giving service in Brampton now!!!

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.

In spanish:

http://webcatolicodejavier.org/misa.html

In english:

http://catholic-resources.org/ChurchDocs/Mass.htm

@Guada - no, it's Padre Carlos. I think Padre David went back to Colombia, that's the last I heard

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Colombiana4Life wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

Anyway, spanish mass rocks!
i hate English mass!

I prefer Spanish mass as well. I really like the church that I go to now. The priest is awesome. He is so funny and so down to earth (and Colombian. LOL). I also have a friend who plays in the choir and I love the songs that the choir sings. And the plus side to this is that my kids get to hear the service in Spanish, which benefits them.

-- Edited by Colombiana4Life at 12:38, 2007-02-20

Is it Padre David?

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Anyway, spanish mass rocks!
i hate English mass!

I prefer Spanish mass as well. I really like the church that I go to now. The priest is awesome. He is so funny and so down to earth (and Colombian. LOL). I also have a friend who plays in the choir and I love the songs that the choir sings. And the plus side to this is that my kids get to hear the service in Spanish, which benefits them.

-- Edited by Colombiana4Life at 12:38, 2007-02-20

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Anyway, spanish mass rocks!

i hate English mass!

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.

Same here girl. Must be a Scorpio thing

R u going to English or Spanish mass? As for the kneeling and standing, just follow everyone else. LOL. Or the priest usually says "De pie". The kneeling usually takes place before the blessing of the eucharist and before and after the sign of peace. The responses are not that complicated, come on girl

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Marky, you forgot the following: (Buffy take note)

While on the bench, make sure your jacket takes up at least half of it. Even if no one else is actually coming to sit there.

When people are leaving, stand by the holy water bowl by the doors, wet your hands, and sprinkle people on the face.

yeah i only have two, marky did a good-er job.

LGigolo · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:
@ GiGi: You know what? For some reason, you remind me of Pajaro Joco. (AKA PJ)

That is only because I am the one and only true Pajaro Loco – at your service!

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Marky Mark wrote:

Here are some tips:

1. Don't bring your coffee when you're receiving communion.
2. Clap only AFTER the priest says, 'Go in peace'
3. You ARE allowed to push slow old ladies out of your way
4. Lift the kneeler while people are still kneeling (sometimes they forget to sit up again)
5. The church has condoned the use of the term 'Sup' in lieu of 'Peace be with you' when giving peace.

Hope this helps

:writingdownallthehelpfultipsthisnewforomembergavemeonmyhandydandynotebook:

Thanks, new foro member.

@ GiGi:

You know what? For some reason, you remind me of Pajaro Joco. (AKA PJ)

LGigolo · Comandante

TV Buff wrote:

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.

YOU going to church!!!? What is this world coming to!!!?

Good for you – please say a prayer or two for me!

I think there is another book that has the responses - if worse comes to worse, GOOGLE mass service and print it out!

Marky Mark · Foro Master

Here are some tips:

1. Don't bring your coffee when you're receiving communion.
2. Clap only AFTER the priest says, 'Go in peace'
3. You ARE allowed to push slow old ladies out of your way
4. Lift the kneeler while people are still kneeling (sometimes they forget to sit up again)
5. The church has condoned the use of the term 'Sup' in lieu of 'Peace be with you' when giving peace.

Hope this helps

TV Buff · TOP Guru

True Story: I've been going to mass fairly often in the past few months, but I find that I never learned some of the responses (I like the singing, though, and there are books for that). A few of the responses I know in Spanish and then some I just move my mouth like I'm saying something, but I think one of these days I'm gonna get struck by lightning, 'cause that's just not right. I'm enjoying mass, though, even though I get angry sometimes at the backward thinking, but the priest is pretty good and interesting, and he seems fairly open-minded.

Anyhoo, I also don't know when to kneel, when to sit, when to stand up. In short, I don't know mass protocol. Any tips would certainly be appreciated.