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McOSIRIS wrote:

Pajaro_Loco wrote:
If there is ever a time that size does matter – this is it!  KNOW HER SIZE!!!

Don’t just go to the store clerck and say “She is about your size” or “they are the size of lemons, oranges, or grapefruit”



well...what can I say? I LOVE muh juicy citrus fruits....




Cantaloupes taste delicious too!



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Pajaro_Loco wrote:
If there is ever a time that size does matter – this is it!  KNOW HER SIZE!!!

Don’t just go to the store clerck and say “She is about your size” or “they are the size of lemons, oranges, or grapefruit”



well...what can I say? I LOVE muh juicy citrus fruits....



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don't forget to bring ur special pictures of her wearing her birthday suit......it will give the sales person something to work with.

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I was reading an article in today’s paper about men buying lingerie. It made me giggle, because I’ve experienced this first hand and as a guy is “kindda” (if not very) uncomfortable to enter these stores and go through the merchandise, while women stare at you with a smirk.

 Ladies from foro, what are the things that we MUST know when it comes to buying lingerie???

Gentlemen from Foro, when you look for lingerie for ur significant other, what do you pay attention to before buying?


If there is ever a time that size does matter – this is it!  KNOW HER SIZE!!!

Don’t just go to the store clerck and say “She is about your size” or “they are the size of lemons, oranges, or grapefruit”




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Guadalupana wrote:

confundida wrote:

U GUYS SHOULD B TALKING TO DOGO!!!!


 I HATE HIM!





There's a thin line between..........

(you know how the rest goes)   



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I'm not that embarassed going into these places. After you do the "Aren't we Naughty" tour, lingerie stores are a walk in the park
And it seems that the girls that look after you are actually kinda flirty too bad it's obvious you go there to buy something for you GF/wife
As far a sizes go.. yeah, I got peoples...

PS, Mimi: F.Y!!








-- Edited by Dogo at 00:37, 2007-02-14

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McOSIRIS wrote:

Oh yeah!!!! I forgot I learned how to make a flogger...

That will come handy someday





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Guadalupana wrote:

EXCUSE ME?! pero YO tengo mi propio pedaso de plastico....ehemm, con baterias. j/k J/K!!! 




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El Pibe wrote:

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If I'm lucky, MJ will let me pick the colour. 


Are you talking about Lingerie for her, or you??



 



  Oops!  I meant, if I'm lucky, she will let me pick out a colour for her.



YEA OK!!! DID U FORGET WHO UR TALKING ABOUT??



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McOSIRIS wrote:

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Oh boys your ignorance is endearing.
Bring her with you if you want to get her sexy knickers. There is nothing sexier than a man bringing her along and saying "see that there? i want to see you in it"



SHADDAP!!!!

the only sexy part for you is when the guy takes his credit card and pays for it....typical woman...





EXCUSE ME?! pero YO tengo mi propio pedaso de plastico....ehemm, con baterias. j/k J/K!!! 



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Oh yeah!!!! I forgot I learned how to make a flogger...

That will come handy someday




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Guadalupana wrote:

Oh boys your ignorance is endearing.
Bring her with you if you want to get her sexy knickers. There is nothing sexier than a man bringing her along and saying "see that there? i want to see you in it"



SHADDAP!!!!

the only sexy part for you is when the guy takes his credit card and pays for it....typical woman...

@Mimi: since you know Dogo's measurements PM me...



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Oh boys your ignorance is endearing.
Bring her with you if you want to get her sexy knickers. There is nothing sexier than a man bringing her along and saying "see that there? i want to see you in it"





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U GUYS SHOULD B TALKING TO DOGO!!!!

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confundida wrote:

U GUYS SHOULD B TALKING TO DOGO!!!!


 I HATE HIM!

 



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Jaime Cruz wrote:

El Pibe wrote:

If I'm lucky, MJ will let me pick the colour. 


Are you talking about Lingerie for her, or you??



 



  Oops!  I meant, if I'm lucky, she will let me pick out a colour for her.



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El Pibe wrote:

If I'm lucky, MJ will let me pick the colour. 


Are you talking about Lingerie for her, or you??



 



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If I'm lucky, MJ will let me pick the colour. 

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God wrote:

There is nothing better than something handmade and since I've learned to make one Im gonna make her a Flogger


we might need Juan's Help...lmao





PS. I just remembered ..I dont have  a significant one....


You, a leather whip, and guy named Juan and no girl??





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There is nothing better than something handmade and since I've learned to make one Im gonna make her a Flogger


we might need Juan's Help...lmao





PS. I just remembered ..I dont have  a significant one....

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Stick to buying her something sexy and comfortable in her favourite colors.   Bonus points if you can buy something that is also flattering. 

A teddy or baby doll is a safe bet and there are some hot looking chemise outfits out there.

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McOSIRIS wrote:

GENIE wrote:
#1 rule - KNOW HER SIZE!!!!!

that's when my problem starts... I might have the size on my mind (and on my hand) but is not very helpful when you're at the store...



MC, just make sure Dogo gives you his exact size so there's no guess work.


You're welcome.


 



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McOSIRIS wrote:

thanks for the tips, but I feel that the shoes part is not necessarily a MUST...

we're on a budget here....



Budget mi trasero! (pun intended)

 



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GENIE wrote:
           #1 rule - KNOW HER SIZE!!!!!

that's when my problem starts... I might have the size on my mind (and on my hand) but is not very helpful when you're at the store...



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Chale Tanga wrote:
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- pick the right size
- anything, ANYTHING you buy, will ALWAYS look way hotter if accompanied by a pair of high heels (not so subtle hint for the fellas: BUY HER SOME SHOES TOO)
-red does not always mean sexy (same with feathers)... it really does depend on what your buying
-plastic anything is a BIG NO NO
-if you think it looks pornstarish, your girl will prob think that its cheesy... so refrain from buying the black pleather pants and the nipple stickers in the shape of two cherries

HAPPY SHOPPING FELLAS


thanks for the tips, but I feel that the shoes part is not necessarily a MUST...

we're on a budget here....




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McOSIRIS wrote:

I was reading an article in today’s paper about men buying lingerie. It made me giggle, because I’ve experienced this first hand and as a guy is “kindda” (if not very) uncomfortable to enter these stores and go through the merchandise, while women stare at you with a smirk.

 Ladies from foro, what are the things that we MUST know when it comes to buying lingerie???

Gentlemen from Foro, when you look for lingerie for ur significant other, what do you pay attention to before buying?


           #1 rule - KNOW HER SIZE!!!!!




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MUST:

- pick the right size
- anything, ANYTHING you buy, will ALWAYS look way hotter if accompanied by a pair of high heels (not so subtle hint for the fellas: BUY HER SOME SHOES TOO)
-red does not always mean sexy (same with feathers)... it really does depend on what your buying
-plastic anything is a BIG NO NO
-if you think it looks pornstarish, your girl will prob think that its cheesy... so refrain from buying the black pleather pants and the nipple stickers in the shape of two cherries

HAPPY SHOPPING FELLAS

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I was reading an article in today’s paper about men buying lingerie. It made me giggle, because I’ve experienced this first hand and as a guy is “kindda” (if not very) uncomfortable to enter these stores and go through the merchandise, while women stare at you with a smirk.

 Ladies from foro, what are the things that we MUST know when it comes to buying lingerie???

Gentlemen from Foro, when you look for lingerie for ur significant other, what do you pay attention to before buying?


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