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luna chiquitita wrote:
Jaime Cruz wrote:

"PJ is for PaJaro... seeeeeeee!!!!" - Luna Chiquitita - Foro











  why are you logged into Foro on your day off!  shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie?  is she CrazyBird?




I am NOT Shoeless!

M.J. (cc: Yesi)
Really are you M.J. No I don't think so are u?







HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Or am I? I forgot.

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Pajaro_Loco wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:


"PJ is for PaJaro... seeeeeeee!!!!" - Luna Chiquitita - Foro












  why are you logged into Foro on your day off!  shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie?  is she CrazyBird?






I am NOT Shoeless!

M.J. (cc: Yesi)


Really are you M.J. No I don't think so are u?



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luna chiquitita wrote:

Jaime Cruz wrote:


"PJ is for PaJaro... seeeeeeee!!!!" - Luna Chiquitita - Foro












  why are you logged into Foro on your day off!  shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie?  is she CrazyBird?






I am NOT Shoeless!

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'But when Angelita does does some pupusas...'

by Pajaro Loco




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Well - I AM PJ and I am Dogo.

- Pajaro Loco




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McOSIRIS wrote:
me defequé


 LOLOLOLOLOLOL Fkg MC... sólo a ti se te ocurre.



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No, no, you misunderstand me, my crazy anglosaxon-wannabe friend. I don't think Shoolee's BigBird. I kinda figured out who he is, so :meh:. But she's been missing, that's all.

me defequé (por no decir me kagé) de la risa al leer esto....



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No, no, you misunderstand me, my crazy anglosaxon-wannabe friend. I don't think Shoolee's BigBird. I kinda figured out who he is, so :meh:. But she's been missing, that's all.



 So I see. Well, rumour has it... there's life outside of foro.



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Gringa Lahtina wrote:
I was thinking the same thing... where the hell is Shoolee???

Uuuu-ha... no offense to my bud Shoelee but... Julie and English grammar? C'mon, you dorks! Cómo se les ocurre?!

@ Julie, when it comes to language speaking skills (the most important one), you're still my hero so this is NOT an insult!



No, no, you misunderstand me, my crazy anglosaxon-wannabe friend. I don't think Shoolee's BigBird. I kinda figured out who he is, so :meh:. But she's been missing, that's all.



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TV Buff wrote:

luna chiquitita wrote:

why are you logged into Foro on your day off! shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie? is she CrazyBird?



I was thinking the same thing... where the hell is Shoolee???



Uuuu-ha... no offense to my bud Shoelee but... Julie and English grammar? C'mon, you dorks! Cómo se les ocurre?!

@ Julie, when it comes to language speaking skills (the most important one), you're still my hero so this is NOT an insult!

 



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luna chiquitita wrote:

  why are you logged into Foro on your day off!  shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie?  is she CrazyBird?



I was thinking the same thing... where the hell is Shoolee???



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Jaime Cruz wrote:


"PJ is for PaJaro... seeeeeeee!!!!" - Luna Chiquitita - Foro












  why are you logged into Foro on your day off!  shoo shoo shooo


where's Julie?  is she CrazyBird?

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"PJ is for PaJaro... seeeeeeee!!!!" - Luna Chiquitita - Foro











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'cause you were too busy stuffing your face with cabbage rolls and now you're stuffing your face with popcorn i'd hate to sit in the cubicle next to you




 Or next to me when I do yoga tonight.

 



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"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


With comments like that coming from a "friend" its a wonder why she even came back at all.

She hasn't been the only one who's done something like that, so let's stop playing hard feeling biatch... that's very last week...

thanks





How did I miss this one?!!!







'cause you were too busy stuffing your face with cabbage rolls and now you're stuffing your face with popcorn i'd hate to sit in the cubicle next to you



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McOSIRIS wrote:

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"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


With comments like that coming from a "friend" its a wonder why she even came back at all.

She hasn't been the only one who's done something like that, so let's stop playing hard feeling biatch... that's very last week...

thanks





How did I miss this one?!!!




 



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El Pibe wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote:

"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


With comments like that coming from a "friend" its a wonder why she even came back at all. 

She hasn't been the only one who's done something like that, so let's stop playing hard feeling biatch... that's very last week...

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And even more Bushisms... He's full of'em...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquotes.htm

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Dogo wrote:


"Holy testicle tuesday!" (on a Monday)

Anonymous

(Buffy )


hahaha......que malo!!   lol


These are all funny.....I can't believe Jorge Boosh didn't make the list......



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@ LB: Here you go...

The Stupidest Things President George W. Bush Has Ever Said

10)
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000(Listen to audio clip)

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Listen to audio clip)

7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)

6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)

5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip; listen to audio clip)

-- Edited by TV Buff at 09:02, 2007-02-14

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LaDyBuG wrote:

Dogo wrote:


"Holy testicle tuesday!" (on a Monday)

Anonymous

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hahaha......que malo!!   lol


These are all funny.....I can't believe Jorge Boosh didn't make the list......




For LB

 "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." - George Bush



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Dogo wrote:


"Holy testicle tuesday!" (on a Monday)

Anonymous

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hahaha......que malo!!   lol


These are all funny.....I can't believe Jorge Boosh didn't make the list......



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El Pibe wrote:

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"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


With comments like that coming from a "friend" its a wonder why she even came back at all. 



So then WANDER is to WANDER around the mall.......right?
and WONDER is thinking.......



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"Holy testicle tuesday!" (on a Monday)

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-- Edited by Dogo at 23:50, 2007-02-13

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From Mexican President Carlos Salinas de Gortari (creo que asi se escribe)

"Campesinos del Campo"

LOL stupid president.......

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"To eaches own, brotha. To eaches own." (Ecuadorian Wise Man-- I mean, Boi, 416er).



LOLOL That never gets old!



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"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


With comments like that coming from a "friend" its a wonder why she even came back at all. 



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McOSIRIS wrote:

"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)



"To eaches own, brotha. To eaches own." (Ecuadorian Wise Man-- I mean, Boi, 416er).



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"I'm never coming back to this fakkin Foro" (Anonymous)


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Jaime Cruz wrote:

"Chewing your toe nails is only nasty when you wear sandals in the summer, because your feet get a bit dirty. Asides from that it's the best thing to do in life ever!" Luna Chiquitta - Foro





if you're going to quote me at least spell my name correctly and at least make it sound like me.... for starters I would NEVER say ASIDES, I'd probably say ASIDE  clearly you're no CrazyBird AND I would probably say "it's the best thing to do EVER in life".  Not the way you wrote it... only N'Sync-loving-bra-wearing men would say that   BUT other than that, yup, sounds JUST like some I would say

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"Chewing your toe nails is only nasty when you wear sandals in the summer, because your feet get a bit dirty. Asides from that it's the best thing to do in life ever!" Luna Chiquitta - Foro





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"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



OK BYE


That $hit is PATENTED!!!!!!! 



BITE ME   The foro member that patented this has left us


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luna chiquitita wrote:

"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



OK BYE


That $hit is PATENTED!!!!!!! 



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angelita wrote:

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"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



OK BYE


 LMAO!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!

@ Jaime -




Luna totally twisted my words around
I was listening to The Backstreet boys



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"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



OK BYE


 LMAO!!! Hahahaha!!!!!!

@ Jaime -



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"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



OK BYE
























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"sometimes when I'm lonely I put on my wife's bra, listen to N'Sync and touch myself" - Jaime Cruz, Foro Member



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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
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“The difference between Sly Stallone and me is I am me and he is him.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.” – Cher

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.



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".... trabajaremos duro 24 horas por dia! .. y si es necerario por la noche tambien!!"

Herminio Iglesias (Argentinian politician)




What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like Wall stuff? - Paris Hilton


 

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. - Britney Spears


I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman - Arnold Swartzanegger


 



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"I love VD"

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Violeta de Chamorro, former Nicaraguan president, speaking to women from El Rama, in the Nicaraguan Atlantic Region...

"Compañeras rameras..."




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".... trabajaremos duro 24 horas por dia! .. y si es necerario por la noche tambien!!"

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I've been to a lot of places overseas, like Canada.

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I've been to a lot of places overseas, like Canada.

Britney Spears

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Post stupid quotes found online from celebs, world leaders, foro members, or anyone you know that make you laugh or think

Mariah Carey - 2005
“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." – 2005


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