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Due to an unforeseen and sudden departure, Foro currently has an opening for a Grammar Nazi. The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject. If you're interested in the position, please write a short grammatically-correct essay stating why you would be the right person to hold this position (you should know that you have very big shoes to fill). You should also know that by holding this position you will be subject to constant teasing, people will be out to get you and will do so at every opportunity, you will be mocked and you will also be the butt of many jokes, so having the patience of a saint is a must have if you wish to apply.

Oh $hit LoL I thought it was about job opening 4 real LoL damn I can't apply 2 this job cause MJ was my teacher LoL is shw gone 4 real?? cause I read that some were



Sadly enough, I can never leave. 

Through El Pibe, I live!!!! 

*meow*

MJ  (cc:  Yesi)



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TV Buff wrote:

Due to an unforeseen and sudden departure, Foro currently has an opening for a Grammar Nazi. The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject. If you're interested in the position, please write a short grammatically-correct essay stating why you would be the right person to hold this position (you should know that you have very big shoes to fill). You should also know that by holding this position you will be subject to constant teasing, people will be out to get you and will do so at every opportunity, you will be mocked and you will also be the butt of many jokes, so having the patience of a saint is a must have if you wish to apply.

Oh $hit LoL I thought it was about job opening 4 real LoL damn I can't apply 2 this job cause MJ was my teacher LoL is shw gone 4 real?? cause I read that some were



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the cat came back... the very next day, the cat came back... we thought she was a goner but the cat came back, she just couldn't stay away.... MEOW!



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El Pibe wrote:

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MJ CANT QUIT FORO....

SHE MAKES PIBE LOG ON SO SHE CAN READ.....

SO TECHNICALLY MJ DIDNT LEAVE!!! SHE HOLDS A PAIR OF STINKY SHOES TO PIBE NOSE AND SAYS TYPE THIS.....

UNLESS MJ BROKE INTO PIBE ACCT AND USES HIS ACCT TO TYPE AND LOG ON!!!!


             

No, she didn't break into my account, I gave her the password.




I was gonna say, holy testicle tuesday! (Can I use that now??? ) El Pibe was starting to sound so gay and PMSy. It all makes sense now.

Hey, Pibinky, good to have you back.



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confundida wrote:

MJ CANT QUIT FORO....

SHE MAKES PIBE LOG ON SO SHE CAN READ.....

SO TECHNICALLY MJ DIDNT LEAVE!!! SHE HOLDS A PAIR OF STINKY SHOES TO PIBE NOSE AND SAYS TYPE THIS.....

UNLESS MJ BROKE INTO PIBE ACCT AND USES HIS ACCT TO TYPE AND LOG ON!!!!


             

No, she didn't break into my account, I gave her the password.

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MJ CANT QUIT FORO....

SHE MAKES PIBE LOG ON SO SHE CAN READ.....

SO TECHNICALLY MJ DIDNT LEAVE!!! SHE HOLDS A PAIR OF STINKY SHOES TO PIBE NOSE AND SAYS TYPE THIS.....

UNLESS MJ BROKE INTO PIBE ACCT AND USES HIS ACCT TO TYPE AND LOG ON!!!!

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El Pibe wrote:

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She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!"

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone.



 Dude, this is the most you've ever posted... EVER. Just get MJ to sign back on as Segdiyev or whatever her other alias is and we'll continue on as normal.





GAWD!!!    You'd think that you people would know ME by now!!!!! 

What do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have to hide???

I'll just say, "IT'S ME MJ"!!!!

I'm not going to come back as MJ905, MJ416, MJREGGATONLUVA4LYFE or anything like that!!!!  BAH!!!

You people suck!!!





so El pibe is Mj and Mj is el Pibe?

so El pibe is a he ,she



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Marky Mark wrote:

El Pibe wrote:

She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!"

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone.



 Dude, this is the most you've ever posted... EVER. Just get MJ to sign back on as Segdiyev or whatever her other alias is and we'll continue on as normal.





GAWD!!!    You'd think that you people would know ME by now!!!!! 

What do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have to hide???

I'll just say, "IT'S ME MJ"!!!!

I'm not going to come back as MJ905, MJ416, MJREGGATONLUVA4LYFE or anything like that!!!!  BAH!!!

You people suck!!!



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What did I do?

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El Pibe wrote:

I type, she talks    Technically it IS her. 



Ok, I finally get that movie: Lost in Translation.



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El Pibe wrote:

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Yeah you're right but like I said, whatever I write now, it's all her!  Told you, through me, MJ lives!

You'd think by now you would know how stubborn she is.  No other account for her, just me!   



Boo! No offense, but you're not as witty. It's not the same. This is a half assed reincarnation. (Literally)



I type, she talks    Technically it IS her. 



This is eerie... Pibe and MJ even use the same smileys when they post. I knew people started resembling each other when they lived together, but this is just eerie.



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Gringa Lahtina wrote:

El Pibe wrote:
Yeah you're right but like I said, whatever I write now, it's all her!  Told you, through me, MJ lives!

You'd think by now you would know how stubborn she is.  No other account for her, just me!   



Boo! No offense, but you're not as witty. It's not the same. This is a half assed reincarnation. (Literally)



I type, she talks    Technically it IS her. 



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OH I opened this thread because I thought Silverman needed a back-up! My Bad!




See, sometimes I'm 100% sure you're not that new here.

@ M... I mean, Pibe: We knew you coudn't leave!!! Welcome back, Pin... I mean, Pibe...



How is that insightful? Ugh! I hate it when I am not super sleuth anymore. I've been gone too long. 



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Pajaro_Loco wrote:

TV Buff wrote:

Due to an unforeseen and sudden departure, Foro currently has an opening for a Grammar Nazi. The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject. If you're interested in the position, please write a short grammatically-correct essay stating why you would be the right person to hold this position (you should know that you have very big shoes to fill). You should also know that by holding this position you will be subject to constant teasing, people will be out to get you and will do so at every opportunity, you will be mocked and you will also be the butt of many jokes, so having the patience of a saint is a must have if you wish to apply.





OH I opened this thread because I thought Silverman needed a back-up! My Bad!




See, sometimes I'm 100% sure you're not that new here.

@ M... I mean, Pibe: We knew you coudn't leave!!! Welcome back, Pin... I mean, Pibe...



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El Pibe wrote:
Yeah you're right but like I said, whatever I write now, it's all her!  Told you, through me, MJ lives!

You'd think by now you would know how stubborn she is.  No other account for her, just me!   



Boo! No offense, but you're not as witty. It's not the same. This is a half assed reincarnation. (Literally)



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El Pibe wrote:

She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!" 

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone. 






Just make sure it’s CHOCOLATE cake and I’ll take it!

HOLD ON: Are you giving ME credit for ... let's say - the "job opening"?

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Marky Mark wrote:

El Pibe wrote:

She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!"

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone.



 Dude, this is the most you've ever posted... EVER. Just get MJ to sign back on as Segdiyev or whatever her other alias is and we'll continue on as normal.





Yeah you're right but like I said, whatever I write now, it's all her!  Told you, through me, MJ lives!

You'd think by now you would know how stubborn she is.  No other account for her, just me!   



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El Pibe wrote:

She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!"

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone.



 Dude, this is the most you've ever posted... EVER. Just get MJ to sign back on as Segdiyev or whatever her other alias is and we'll continue on as normal.


 



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She likes to prance around yelling, "Through El Pibe, MJ lives!!!!" 

Although I do think Pajaro should take the cake since he did open countless threads on grammar alone. 

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@Buffy: I hear there may ALSO be a job opening for a Foro Poet? Any truth to that?

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after all them times MJ made fun of me i guess i have no chance

I guess I'll go and delete my account now

is a cald world out there!

~X


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The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject.


Or had access to dictionary.com, wikipedia.org and google.com

 



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TV Buff wrote:

Due to an unforeseen and sudden departure, Foro currently has an opening for a Grammar Nazi. The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject. If you're interested in the position, please write a short grammatically-correct essay stating why you would be the right person to hold this position (you should know that you have very big shoes to fill). You should also know that by holding this position you will be subject to constant teasing, people will be out to get you and will do so at every opportunity, you will be mocked and you will also be the butt of many jokes, so having the patience of a saint is a must have if you wish to apply.





OH I opened this thread because I thought Silverman needed a back-up! My Bad!




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Ohkae, I'll surbmit my aplicatione later tuday.

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Due to an unforeseen and sudden departure, Foro currently has an opening for a Grammar Nazi. The last person to hold the position was extremely attentive to detail, very experienced, very thorough and had a vast knowledge of the subject. If you're interested in the position, please write a short grammatically-correct essay stating why you would be the right person to hold this position (you should know that you have very big shoes to fill). You should also know that by holding this position you will be subject to constant teasing, people will be out to get you and will do so at every opportunity, you will be mocked and you will also be the butt of many jokes, so having the patience of a saint is a must have if you wish to apply.

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