This is cute and I could see myself doing the same thing.

J

> Esther and her husband Morris went to the state fair every year,
> and every year Esther would say, "Morris, I'd like to ride in that
> helicopter."
>
>
> Morris always replied, "I know Esther, but that helicopter ride is
> fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
>
>
> One year Morris and Esther went to the fair, and Esther said,
> Morris, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might
> never get another chance."
>
>
> To this, Morris replied, "Esther that helicopter ride is fifty
> dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
>
>
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a
> deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet
> for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you!  But if
> you say one word, it's fifty dollars."
>
>
> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds
> of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
> tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed,
> the pilot turned to Esther and said, "By golly, I did everything I
> could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
>
>
> Esther replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said
> something when Morris fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is
> fifty dollars."