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USELESS POLL [17 vote(s)]

Girls don't poo
0.0%
Girls DO poo
47.1%
I dun wanna talk about it
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Put a cork in it
11.8%
Beans is muh favourite dish
5.9%
I wait until we both get in bed
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I love that rumbling sound
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All of the above
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None of the above
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I need more options
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Sailor Moon is the only one that farts
5.9%
Blame it on the leather couch
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The worse thread evah
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I'm a guy and I really don't care
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Pepto Bismol is muh best friend
0.0%


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Guadalupana wrote:

don't they call that the 'dutch oven'? porque that is the grossest, meanest thing anyone could ever do to anyone!!!


I didn't know it has a name... but I agree with you that is the meanest thing to do and is also one of the funniest if you're the one doing it....



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McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:

ahhhhh yes, smell that essence.


I can imagine and then you start moving the sheets up and down...




don't they call that the 'dutch oven'? porque that is the grossest, meanest thing anyone could ever do to anyone!!!



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Guadalupana wrote:

ahhhhh yes, smell that essence.


I can imagine and then you start moving the sheets up and down...



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ahhhhh yes, smell that essence.

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your gross

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Miel wrote:

BEcause some girls son muy fifi-fifi ,.. entonces no pueden hablar de esas cosas,. and others like me,. i don't have a problem,.. of course if I am in public I won't do it,.

Also I have heard that one of the signs of a serious/more committed relationship is when u can fart in front of the other and laugh about it,. I have never experinced that,....




Talk about ROMANCE being in the AIR!!!

Eso no tiene nada que ver con seriousness or commitment to the relationship - otherwise, it would mean only los cochinos can commit - being able to fart in front/beside/on top or under your partner only indicates que ya agarraron la confianza!



que no es lo mismo?????????????????

 



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McOSIRIS wrote:

X4v13r wrote:


I seen a video ones where this people really had a fart fetish, it was nasty!!!!!!!

I hope u r not serious

~X


yeah...I saw that on the Howard Stern show...and nop, I'm not serious...




 



is a good thing......we can keep foreando

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X4v13r wrote:


I seen a video ones where this people really had a fart fetish, it was nasty!!!!!!!

I hope u r not serious

~X


yeah...I saw that on the Howard Stern show...and nop, I'm not serious...



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McOSIRIS wrote:

X4v13r wrote:
maybe he has a fart fetish

~X






 





I seen a video ones where this people really had a fart fetish, it was nasty!!!!!!!

I hope u r not serious

~X


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X4v13r wrote:
maybe he has a fart fetish

~X





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Shei wrote:

  y daaaaaaaaaaaaaale... McO..otra vez con este tema NOOOOOO!!!!

a ver... no se el resto de las mujeres, en mi caso no me parece femenino hacerlo delante de un hombre y/ o /u otra persona, cuando tengo ganas (porque soy HUMANA y OBVIO es normal) me voy a un bańo y listo.  
 
que cada uno haga lo que quiera con sus pedos y sea feliz!

VASTAAAAAA McFART con este tema!!!!! PORFIIIII    



*vale la aclaración al Foro: McFart me estuvo torturando por dias con este tema!

   
             lindo dia para todos!!!






Did you throw a stink bomb (produce a fart) in his nose or something?

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Shei wrote:

  y daaaaaaaaaaaaaale... McO..otra vez con este tema NOOOOOO!!!!

a ver... no se el resto de las mujeres, en mi caso no me parece femenino hacerlo delante de un hombre y/ o /u otra persona, cuando tengo ganas (porque soy HUMANA y OBVIO es normal) me voy a un bańo y listo.  
 
que cada uno haga lo que quiera con sus pedos y sea feliz!

VASTAAAAAA McFART con este tema!!!!! PORFIIIII    



*vale la aclaración al Foro: McFart me estuvo torturando por dias con este tema!

   
             lindo dia para todos!!!



 



maybe he has a fart fetish

~X


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  y daaaaaaaaaaaaaale... McO..otra vez con este tema NOOOOOO!!!!

a ver... no se el resto de las mujeres, en mi caso no me parece femenino hacerlo delante de un hombre y/ o /u otra persona, cuando tengo ganas (porque soy HUMANA y OBVIO es normal) me voy a un bańo y listo.  
 
que cada uno haga lo que quiera con sus pedos y sea feliz!

VASTAAAAAA McFART con este tema!!!!! PORFIIIII    



*vale la aclaración al Foro: McFart me estuvo torturando por dias con este tema!

   
             lindo dia para todos!!!

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Miel wrote:

 BEcause some girls son muy fifi-fifi ,.. entonces no pueden hablar de esas cosas,. and others like me,. i don't have a problem,.. of course if I am in public I won't do it,.

Also I have heard that one of the signs of a serious/more committed relationship is when u can fart in front of the other and laugh about it,. I have never experinced that,....




Talk about ROMANCE being in the AIR!!!

Eso no tiene nada que ver con seriousness or commitment to the relationship - otherwise, it would mean only los cochinos can commit - being able to fart in front/beside/on top or under your partner only indicates que ya agarraron la confianza!



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McOSIRIS wrote:

I've noticed this common denominator among girls...

Why is it so difficult for women to talk about their farts, or whatever comes out of their rears???


Why is that ladies??? why is it so difficult to talk about it? why can't you be like us... that we make
fun of farts and we even "adjust" them according to the environment and/or surroundings?



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 18:52, 2007-02-06



 BEcause some girls son muy fifi-fifi ,.. entonces no pueden hablar de esas cosas,. and others like me,. i don't have a problem,.. of course if I am in public I won't do it,.

Also I have heard that one of the signs of a serious/more committed relationship is when u can fart in front of the other and laugh about it,. I have never experinced that,....



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confundida wrote:
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ILL WAIT TILL MY MOTHER AND COLO REPLY!!!!!!

Why??? do you have ur a$$es synchronized??? is that why you girls go to the washroom in pairs???

YEP!!!

Looks more like a Trio sometimes .......LOL


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McOSIRIS wrote:

confundida wrote:

ILL WAIT TILL MY MOTHER AND COLO REPLY!!!!!!

Why??? do you have ur a$$es synchronized??? is that why you girls go to the washroom in pairs???



YEP!!!



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confundida wrote:

ILL WAIT TILL MY MOTHER AND COLO REPLY!!!!!!

Why??? do you have ur a$$es synchronized??? is that why you girls go to the washroom in pairs???



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ILL WAIT TILL MY MOTHER AND COLO REPLY!!!!!!

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Guadalupana wrote:

Angelita, who are you trying to fool? tus pedos quisas son tan amargos, que quisas asta el mismito diablo te los siente.

Poque de que te salgan con holor a petalos de rosas, como que no.


 Ewww, cochina!! Pffft, didn't you know girls smell like Roses!!

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Guadalupana wrote:
Says me! and you will never EVER see it!


viene de muy cerca esa recomendacion...

so, how are you gonna mantain the eye contact???




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McOSIRIS wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
Well, my rear is excellent too.


says who???

I will let you know once I see it,

zenkiu...



Says me! and you will never EVER see it!

 



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Guadalupana wrote:
Well, my rear is excellent too.


says who???

I will let you know once I see it,

zenkiu...



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McOSIRIS wrote:

@Guada: I must admit Angelita has a very nice rear... would that help reducing the stinkyness???

 




Well, my rear is excellent too.



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@Guada: I must admit Angelita has a very nice rear... would that help reducing the stinkyness???


 



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Guadalupana wrote:

Angelita, who are you trying to fool? tus pedos quisas son tan amargos, que quisas asta el mismito diablo te los siente.

Poque de que te salgan con holor a petalos de rosas, como que no.



 



ouch!! angelita got tolded

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Angelita, who are you trying to fool? tus pedos quisas son tan amargos, que quisas asta el mismito diablo te los siente.

Poque de que te salgan con holor a petalos de rosas, como que no.

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Guadalupana wrote:

Honey, you definitely don't know me. Just because i'm a girl doesn't mean i have to stop being human.
Si me los tiro, me los tiro!





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Honey, you definitely don't know me. Just because i'm a girl doesn't mean i have to stop being human.
Si me los tiro, me los tiro!

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Ewwwww, Don't you know that we don't do any of that!!! Geez, where have you been!! Go wash your mouth!

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I've noticed this common denominator among girls...

Why is it so difficult for women to talk about their farts, or whatever comes out of their rears???


Why is that ladies??? why is it so difficult to talk about it? why can't you be like us... that we make
fun of farts and we even "adjust" them according to the environment and/or surroundings?



-- Edited by McOSIRIS at 18:52, 2007-02-06

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